In 2007, Joe Biden uttered his last known intelligent sentence. After that historical moment, his cheese slid off his cracker.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

 

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What a joke, Big Member Lori wants a raise.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/10/26/lori-lightfoot-gives-herself-a-raise-because-of-what-a-great-job-she-has-done-with-the-citys-crime-n2615058

Maybe Lori can support these items.

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-10-modern-replacements-for-outdated-family-traditions

https://chicago.suntimes.com/

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Maybe all the kids will be neutered.

https://www.theonion.com/what-to-tell-a-10-year-old-who-has-been-denied-an-abort-1849695666

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/

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The Interesting Editor:  What is interesting, LL ?

All Kinds Cat:  The first link is about people the Democrats think are old enough to change sexes by cutting off/out sex organs.  They aren’t educated enough to fasten their seat belts.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/4-teens-killed-in-buffalo-crash-while-attempting-tiktok-kia-challenge/

A certain percentage of humans are just stupid.

https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/10/26/wife-buys-husband-2k-sex-doll-to-look-like-her-then-spends-11k-to-look-like-it-n649191

The Bidens are second level news subjects until the Republicans begin some investigations.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/hunter-bidens-chinese-secretary-who-urged-joe-to-run-is-new-gop-focus/

Hochul is unfit, even for Governor of a snake-pit like New York.  Make her ride the subway to work.  What science says masks prevent anything ?  It has become an excuse to use unauthorized power over citizens.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2022/10/28/hochul-wants-children-masked-again-n2615158

https://nypost.com/2022/10/25/hochul-baffled-when-zeldin-talks-jailing-criminals/

We know Nancy is a common thief.  Hopefully, she will soon die a miserable natural death.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/26/nancy-pelosi-attacks-media-merger-after-big-campaign-donation/

Cheryl Frisbie wins the arm wrestling contest.  Get out of Dodge by sundown.

https://www.dodgeglobe.com/2022/10/27/cheryl-frisbie-wins-kansas-state-lightweight-arm-wrestling-again/

https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/gunsmoke-wasnt-the-origin-of-the-phrase-get-out-of-dodge.html/

For Lori, Hochul, Pigleosi, Dr. Jill, and Hillgal.

The Sphinx will spend very little time on the MEDIA Trump-DeSantis name calling.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/10/trump-says-hes-still-a-stable-genius-denies-midterm-anger/

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McConnell’s vote comes up for the Republican leadership in the Senate.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/09/senate-republicans-vote-mitch-mcconnells-leadership-reelection-november-16/

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This is what happens when you depend on Communist for irreplaceable resources.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/11/09/gas-crisis-wipes-100-billion-off-german-economy/

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META ( Facebook ) lays off 11,000 employees.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/09/meta-lays-off-11000-workers-and-zuckerberg-takes-blame/

You never know.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/09/mako-shark-leaps-into-boat/

It’s a nipplekini.

https://pagesix.com/2022/11/09/jennifer-aniston-covers-allure-in-barely-there-chanel-bikini/?_gl=1*1i6ee12*_ga*NjkwMDE4MzAxLjE2NjQ4ODQ3MjY.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*MTY2ODAxMzcyMS4xMzAuMS4xNjY4MDE0NTQ3LjAuMC4w&_ga=2.154688573.443833512.1664884726-690018301.1664884726

The Republicans need to increase Latino/Black participation.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2022/11/09/gop-gained-bigger-share-of-latino-black-vote/

MSNBC is priceless.  Maybe Joy Reid could be a Supreme Nominee.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2022/11/09/nbcs-tur-there-are-some-variables-but-you-wonder-about-fetterman-as-a-potus-nominee/

Pennsylvania voters reelect a dead candidate.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/09/pennsylvania-voters-reelect-dead-democrat-state-representative/

I hope they have to lay off Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.  People should stop going to any Disney Park.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/09/tragic-kingdom-disney-shares-plummet-to-lowest-level-in-nearly-a-decade-as-concerns-mount-over-profitability/

A ” SO ” wins title.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/11/10/transgender-biological-male-wins-local-miss-america-beauty-pageant-n2615804

Joe has another court to say his student loan plan is ILLEGAL.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/11/11/federal-judge-in-texas-blocks-bidens-student-loan-handouts-n2615835

Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

No one ever says, “It’s only a game!” when their team’s winning.

Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t need the stupid class!

Don’t argue with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn’t you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison.