A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!”
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”
The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”
The House Smells Better Editor: What’s new in the House, LL ?
The Sunshine Cat: The House needs a month of sunshine. The Republican leaders in the HOR need to be replaced. The Senate leaders also need replacing, especially McConnell. Put a retractable roof over the Capitol building, like a football stadium.
The states control their elections, but the Democrats are trying to give ownership to the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. The Republicans should join the absentee ballot-vote harvesting scheme. Adapt or get left behind.
I like this one, Shifty wants Diane’s seat in the Senate. Like too many of the ancient members she wants to die behind the wheel. Adam would make a good replacement for another POS. The second link is what he is qualified for.
R.W. submitted this to show the type of customers some repair shops must tolerate. They are probably HOR or members of the Senate. Some readers might recognize America in the video–the tires are running off.