More Smiles…

 

Eclipse

There is so much gloom and doom all around.
Not enough smiles and too many frowns.
We all could use a feel-good story. 
Enjoy and give Eclipse the glory.
-Sheila Tolley-

 

A woman in a hot air balloon

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Republican!”

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

 “Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”

 The man smiles and responds, “You must be a Democrat.”

“I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

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A Great One….LOL

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THE SPHINX—CLEAN HOUSE

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I want soft shell corn tortillas.

https://babylonbee.com/news/former-twitter-employee-cant-seem-to-find-meditation-room-at-new-taco-bell-job

https://www.euronews.com/tag/venice

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You don’t have to publish your entire life.

https://www.theonion.com/things-to-never-post-on-social-media-if-you-ve-had-an-a-1849782137

https://www.newsmax.com/

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The House Smells Better Editor:  What’s new in the House, LL ?

The Sunshine Cat:  The House needs a month of sunshine.  The Republican leaders in the HOR need to be replaced.  The Senate leaders also need replacing, especially McConnell.  Put a retractable roof over the Capitol building, like a football stadium.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/11/15/now-is-the-time-to-boot-failed-gop-leaders-not-bicker-about-trump-vs-desantis/

The states control their elections, but the Democrats are trying to give ownership to the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. The Republicans should join the absentee ballot-vote harvesting scheme.  Adapt or get left behind.

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2022/11/15/auto-draft-61-n659144

I like this one, Shifty wants Diane’s seat in the Senate.  Like too many of the ancient members she wants to die behind the wheel.  Adam would make a good replacement for another POS.  The second link is what he is qualified for.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2022/11/16/report-adam-schiff-makes-his-move-as-schumer-punts-on-the-feinstein-problem-n659841

It might be progress.  The new HOR should investigate.  No punishment means it will not stop—hello.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/11/16/fbi-and-white-house-slapped-down-by-judge-in-major-censorship-case-n659832

Most of Biden’s frogs need some prison time.

If you vote Democratic, don’t complain about your finances or children getting shot.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/economy-federal-reserve-inflation/2022/11/25/id/1097934/

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Republicans need to adopt the same plans that the dems use.

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanthinker.com%2Farticles%2F2022%2F11%2Felection_fraud_20_ok_so_what_are_you_gonna_do_about_it.html

R.W. submitted this to show the type of customers some repair shops must tolerate.  They are probably HOR or members of the Senate.  Some readers might recognize America in the video–the tires are running off.

Musk is doing good work.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2022/11/25/elon-musk-announces-general-amnesty-for-suspended-twitter-accounts-and-the-left-has-another-meltdown-n663796

The battling judges.  Bring the woman judge from Brazil.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/24/georgia-supreme-court-reinstates-heartbeat-bill-after-left-wing-judge-overturn/

Keep boycotting Disney Child Abusing products.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2022/11/25/nolte-disneys-big-gay-green-strange-world-crashes-at-box-office/

I want to see the legal and illegal drug records/files on the mass shooters and choppers.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/25/walmart-gunman-andre-bings-chilling-death-note-revealed/

Do you remember Joe’s spending bill, that wouldn’t take more of your money ?  VOTE DEMOCRATIC.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/25/irs-warns-americans-over-600-threshold-to-report-venmo-paypal-payments/

I wish she had beaten Nadler-the-slimy toad.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2022/11/25/insult-gets-added-to-injury-for-disgraced-carolyn-maloney-as-she-heads-for-the-exits-n663993

I wonder how much money the USA gave the Commies—liberals are crazy.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2022/11/26/cash-for-commies-uk-sent-over-50-million-in-foreign-aid-to-china-last-year/

RIP Irene Cara.

https://www.tmz.com/2022/11/26/irene-cara-dead-dies-flashdance-fame/

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Leonid Meteors Through Orion
Image Credit & Copyright: Luo Hongyang

Explanation: Where will the next meteor appear? Even during a meteor shower, it is practically impossible to know. Therefore, a good way to enjoy a meteor shower is to find a place where you can sit comfortably and monitor a great expanse of dark sky. And it may be satisfying to share this experience with a friend. The meteor shower depicted was the 2022 Leonids which peaked earlier this month, and the view is from Hainan, China looking out over the South China Sea. Meteor streaks captured over a few hours were isolated and added to a foreground image recorded earlier. From this place and time, Leonid meteors that trace back to the constellation of Leo were seen streaking across other constellations including Orion. The bright red planet Mars appears near the top of the image. Bonding over their love of astronomy, the two pictured meteor enthusiasts, shown celebrating their common birthday this month, are now married.

Tomorrow’s picture: closest supernova remnant