Good Night Now…Saturday in the Park

THE SPHINX—-POLITICS

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People need two jobs to pay bills.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/27/nearly-70-percent-of-americans-are-looking-for-extra-work-to-combat-inflation.html

It’s not a disease anymore, it’s an infection.  Whew !!!

https://www.theonion.com/what-to-say-to-a-partner-if-you-gave-them-an-sti-1849610409

https://thefederalist.com/

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Maybe it’s an infection.

https://babylonbee.com/news/phil-vischer-pens-fun-new-veggietales-episode-laura-carrot-gets-an-abortion

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Getting Serious Editor:  Who is in the news, LL ?

The I Identify As A Frog Cat:  First up is the group, squad, gang, or loud mouths.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2022/09/22/congressional-squad-members-aoc-and-tlaib-debunk-facts-with-nasty-threats-n631053

New York is trying to protect children online.

https://nypost.com/2022/09/25/ny-introduces-sweeping-child-privacy-bill-to-make-kids-safer-online/

If Marijuana is a class 1 drug, what happened to Fentanyl ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/09/29/house-dems-block-gop-bill-to-make-fentanyl-related-substances-schedule-i-drugs-n2613776

Interesting.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/supreme-court-voting-rights-alabama/2022/10/04/id/1090438/

I hope the elephants remember.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/10/05/doj-charges-11-pro-life-advocates-allegedly-violating-face-act/

If Joe was your uncle, at a family gathering, you would keep your daughters away from him.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/10/15/joe-biden-sniffs-and-creeps-on-another-young-girl-and-its-not-fine-n643464

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/10/15/biden-does-more-creeping-and-sniffing-with-moment-that-could-not-be-more-out-of-touch-n643844

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Republicans in the HOR should already be writing this toad’s impeachment papers, for January of 2023.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2022/10/14/border-patrol-union-president-calls-for-mayorkas-to-be-impeached-n2614546

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These politicians must be elected by monkeys.  I guess teachers are the ” Pedophiles of your child’s future “.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/10/14/virginia-parents-could-face-felony-charges-for-not-affirming-childs-gender-identity/

Democrats are your children’s guiding light.  Our younger readers can see two things from the intro–an old washing machine with wringers.  This is where the saying ” don’t your ti* caught in a wringer ” originated.  Another outdated concept discussed was marriage.

America has more different people with mental disorders than any other country.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/14/edward-scissorhands-mystery-man-cuts-neighbors-trees-overnight/

Hopefully Karma will visit Fauci before he can be indicted.

https://redstate.com/scotthounsell/2022/10/14/fauci-edited-bat-virus-research-papers-in-the-weeks-after-covid-19-outbreak-n643238

It is sad when billionaires divorce.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/14/chrysler-building-co-owners-estranged-wife-wants-50m-divorce-settlement-report/

Those Iranians are boogers.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/elite-iranian-troops-secretly-enter-28242533

The pony is a pooper.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/15/smus-pony-mascot-pooping-on-field-delays-game-with-navy/

Poor Jill.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2022/10/16/jill-biden-gets-mercilessly-booed-at-eagles-game-during-coin-toss-n644267

Good Stuff

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. –Ann Landers

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. –Abigail Van Buren

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. –Farrah Gray

The battles that count aren’t the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself–the invisible battles inside all of us–that’s where it’s at. –Jesse Owens

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. –Sir Claus Moser

 

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Good Ones….