Good Night Now…Cover of the Rolling Stone

Whatever you thought of the song itself, you had to acknowledge that it was one of the greatest marketing ideas in the history of rock music: a band records a song about its burning desire to make it to the cover of Rolling Stone magazine and… ultimately achieves its goal!

ON MY SOAPBOX…Trick or Treat

Capitalism is a wonderful thing. When I get bored, I can always think of a new adventure that will make me millions of dollars. Don’t laugh. Remember…once upon a time, Mattel made the very first Barbie Doll. Barbie was followed by Ken, friends, wardrobes, doll houses, doll house furniture, doll vehicles, etc.

Well, Halloween is sneaking up on us. Some of our readers may remember when I introduced my Democrat Voodoo Dolls. People loved them.

My new capitalist adventure is going to be a Halloween costume of Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. I cannot call him our 46th president since he was selected instead of being elected. He is a PINO (President In Name Only) of the United States.  Are you laughing yet? I am so excited. I have already made my first prototype.

PINO Joe will be the first Halloween costume that walks down the street beside you. Yes, you read that correctly. It will be more of a Halloween doll/friend than a costume.

Settle down, I know you are asking yourself…How can he walk down the street when he cannot even climb the stairs of Air Force One without falling three times?

Well, I have already thought about that problem and solved it in my prototype doll. My PINO Joe Halloween doll will be attached to a ROOMBA. You know, the self-propelled robotic vacuum cleaner. You just flick that little switch to ON and you got a new friend, baby.

You will probably want to place your order for the Deluxe Model of my new Doll. It is more expensive, but it actually talks. Settle down already. I realize that PINO Joe cannot talk without stuttering and stammering, but I have also solved that problem. I have installed recording devices/speakers similar to those of the Chatty Cathy dolls of 1960.

Just trust me, I have never lied to you. Your Halloween PINO Joe doll will come with  aviator glasses, a face mask, a bicycle, a crack pipe, a stripper, a laptop…oops, never mind, I got him mixed up with my next doll that I still have in my Research & Development area. I am off now to walk with my Halloween PINO Joe doll to my neighbor’s house for his first test run.

Forget it, what a stupid idea!

The Halloween PINO Joe doll ROOMBA’d down the road just fine, he was so smooth. I was a Proud Capitalist for a couple moments.

Then I pressed the speak button. He said, “Treat or Trick and Trick, Trick Treat…I want some of that Xi Jinping candy from the border that looks like little Sweet Tarts. I want my bag filled with Fentanyl. 

Then the little out-of-control idiot jumped on my neighbor’s shoulder and started sniffing her hair. When I pressed the remote to stop him, he started walking in circles and shaking hands with the Invisible man.

I brought the Invisible man home with me and left my new PINO Joe Halloween doll walking in circles down the road….oh well, the Easter Bunny will eventually come for him.

Damn Capitalism. I am applying for an EBT card.

 

The Queens Riddle


Nancy Pelosi met with the Queen of England. She asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Pelosi frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know if my associates are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy: you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Boris Johnson in here, would you?”

Boris Johnson walked into the room and said, “Yes, Your Majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, Boris, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Boris answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! very good,” said the Queen.

Pelosi went back home to ask Joe Biden, the same question. “Joe, answer this for me. “Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.”

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He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran into Jim Jordan, while out eating one night. Biden asked, “Jim, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?” Jim Jordan answered right back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Biden smiled , and said, “Thanks!” Then he went back to speak with Pelosi. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Jim Jordan.”

Pelosi got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face. “No, you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!” 

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CONGRATULATIONS DEMOCRATS…THESE ARE YOUR LEADERS.

The Hooker’s Union

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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”

“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The house gets $60 and the girls get $40,” she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”

The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!” the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde, “I’d like her,” he said. 

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 80 year old woman in the corner, “but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.”

Strange New Respect for…Nancy Pelosi?: Podcast – Reason.com

Now you know what’s wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.

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THE SPHINX—FOOTBALL

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Don’t get mixed up.

https://www.theonion.com/billionaire-writes-name-on-cup-of-adrenochrome-so-he-wo-1849597606

A lot of people are leaving the violent rat-holes.  Run, Forrest, run.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/12/wealthy-young-professionals-fleeing-new-york-city/

https://nypost.com/2022/10/10/rich-young-professionals-flee-new-york-california-in-droves-study/

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/

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This is a follow-up on a previous article.

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-biden-to-put-safe-smoking-kits–crack-pipes-in-adult-happy-meals

Before long ketchup will be listed as soup.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/10/13/september-cpi-n2614464

https://www.breitbart.com/

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The Gridiron Editor:  What is going on with football, LL ?

The Interference Cat:  This is to celebrate The University of Georgia’s National Championship from last year.  I wouldn’t normally write about dogs but Amigo gave me a mouse farm.  This was one of the great home team announcers in college ball.

Herschel Walker was the driving force behind the 1980 National Championship.   Vote for him in November for Senator.

Their slobbering, smelly, excuse for a mascot was actually voted the best mascot in America a few years ago.

https://alumni.uga.edu/2021/02/22/eight-reasons-why-uga-is-the-best-mascot/

This was a damn good dawg.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=uga+mascot+tries+to+bite+auburn+player

Here is something about Notre Dame football.  Reagan was elected President 42 years ago when Georgia won their last title, before the 2021 title.  He was the 40th President.

In some places you still get disciplined for misbehaving.

Our commercial.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/video-bear-bryant-wants-you-to-call-your-mama/

Our college song, dedicated to Margaret Coventry.

Joe is senile, unfit to be President.  The dems need to remove him now, but he is their guy.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/10/23/biden-says-passed-student-loan-bailout-congress-never-voted/

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Trump’s rallies show the crowd, not 50 people behind the speaker like Biden.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/10/22/watch-live-former-president-donald-trump-holding-save-america-rally-in-robstown-texas/

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Every Republican in the country should be running on this–schools and union teachers trying to change the sex of your child in secret, to be a member of the LGBTQIA + culture.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/10/21/overwhelming-amount-of-people-oppose-lefts-radical-transgender-policies-n2614863

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Tulsi has become a great American.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/tulsi-gabbard-endorses-tudor-dixon/

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The new Governor of New York and the the New Mayor of NYC are both as slimy as boiled okra.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/21/hochul-campaign-has-ny-dems-worried-as-gop-zeldin-surges/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2022/10/22/a-red-wave-is-hitting-this-liberal-city-n2614877

They should turn it into a neighborhood jail.  Take out all the child porno books.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2022/10/22/california-city-reopens-library-they-were-forced-to-close-because-of-violent-crime-says-new-security-measures-in-place-n647205

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Democratic-Liberals will forever try to prevent poor people from having guns, except in cities where crime is as common as a dem lying.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2022/10/21/judge-blocks-law-banning-guns-from-church-n2614834

San Fransicko loses another business because of crime and filth.

https://redstate.com/kiradavis/2022/10/21/another-business-closes-up-shop-in-san-francisco-cites-intolerable-crime-levels-n646638

Spoiled celebrities.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/21/the-spoiled-celebrities-restaurants-hate-the-most/

When people start starving, the farmers should make sure the politicians cupboards are bare.  No phones, no food, no pets, no private jets.

https://greentyranny.news/2022-10-19-dutch-government-seize-farms-gunpoint-nitrogen-pollutant.html

Too bad.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/22/padres-jurickson-profar-ejected-after-checked-swing-call-in-nlcs/

I’m surprised they don’t have a serial killer making ads.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2022/10/21/doctor-used-in-democrat-pac-ad-killed-woman-in-botched-abortion-n2614868

I would be more surprised if anyone scanned every product.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/23/michigan-woman-arrested-for-failing-to-scan-all-items-at-walmart/

Good Ones

TODAY’S BIBLE VERSE

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Jupiter Rotates as Moons Orbit
Video Credit & Copyright: Makrem Larnaout

Explanation: Jupiter and its moons move like our Sun and its planets. Similarly, Jupiter spins while its moons circle around. Jupiter’s rotation can be observed by tracking circulating dark belts and light zones. The Great Red Spot, the largest storm known, rotates to become visible after about 15 seconds in the 48-second time lapse video. The video is a compilation of shorts taken over several nights last month and combined into a digital recreation of how 24-continuous hours would appear. Jupiter’s brightest moons always orbit in the plane of the planet’s rotation, even as Earth’s spin makes the whole system appear to tilt. The moons Europa, Ganymede, and Io are all visible, with Europa’s shadow appearing as the icy Galilean moon crosses Jupiter’s disk. Jupiter remains near opposition this month, meaning that it is unusually bright, near to its closest to the Earth, and visible nearly all night long.

Tomorrow’s picture: longer than a comet