I Think I know the answers…

I think I know the answer to two important questions:

1. Who left the cocaine in the white house?
2. Who writes Kamala Harris’ speeches?

Answers:

1. The cocaine belongs to Kamala Harris. (Give it back to her, so she can talk.)

2. She steals her speeches from  e.e. cummings old files.

-Sheila Tolley-

2 little whos…by: e.e. cummings

2 little whos
(he and she)
under are this
wonderful tree

smiling stand
(all realms of where
and when beyond)
now and here

(far from a grown
-up i&you-
ful world of known)
who and who

(2 little ams
and over them this
aflame with dreams
incredible is)

Senior’s Time Capsule

Bible Verse

People who love your Law have peace in their minds. Nothing will cause them to fall down.

Good Night Now…Get Off My Cloud

ON MY QUOTEBOX…We Ain’t Colors

Well, well…this news should bring down the entire Social Network World as we know it! Good Bye to all you RACIST Billionaires.

STOP THE PRESSES BOYS, WE HAVE BEEN WRONG FOREVER!

In a technical sense, black and white are not colors, they’re shades. (Seriously, GOOGLE it quickly people. I am sure my post will shut down all Social Networks as soon as I press SEND. Satellites will fall from the sky.)

Why is black and white a shade and not a color?

White and black are excluded from this definition because they do not have specific wavelengths. White is not defined as a color because it is the sum of all possible colors. Black is not defined as a color because it is the absence of light, and therefore color.

So the way I interpret this explosion of facts is that:

Us Black & White Folks need to Huddle Up & Circle The Wagons.  Why? Because we have an invasion of “People Of Color” taking over our country at our Southern border at a rate of 2500 per day!
WAGONS HO!

-Sheila Tolley-

MEME Of The Day

I wonder why Washington National Cathedral did not install a stained glass window to honor all the dead black people & children from  the drive-by shootings?
Black-On-Black murder and Abortions are two of the reasons Illegal Immigrants will outnumber the blacks in the near future.

-Sheila Tolley-

 

Conservative Only MEMES

OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHTS

Dearest Patriots, 

 I listened to my favorite Christian New program out of Vero Beach, Florida this morning.  I was most disturbed at what Rick Wiles and Doc Burkhart on TRUNEWS had to say.  A New York Judge is considering the confiscation of all  Trump’s assets. That would be Trump Tower, Mar-A-Lago, and his golf course estate in Scotland. I am not sure what else is included. The claim is that Trump committed Fraud by over-stating the value of his properties. This has not gone before a jury.  A Judge is making this decision.  They want Trump to be penniless.  Look, this is what Nazis do. Nazis are known for Confiscating the property of others.  If this is happening to Trump.  We will be next.  That is where they want us. We do have God Given Rights.  But it does not matter to a Nazi. 

If you are a Praying, God Loving person, Please Pray.  Pray that God takes down the evil doers. That all the evil they are scheming to come against and hurt the good people, and Republican Party will only return to where it came from.  Remember in The Old Testament Exodus chapter 8 and 9 when Phairoh would not let the Egyptians go, Moses by the hand of GOD sent many plagues on them. The plagues of Blood, Frogs, Gnats, Flys, boils, hail, Locust, darkness, and then the last was the death of the first born of every family and cattle as well. The Plague of the death of the first born would not come to the Egyptians if they followed GODS law. They were to slaughter a 1-year-old lamb take the blood and put it on the sides and tops of the door frames of the houses. As the angel of death passed through those houses, they would not be harmed by the death plague.  It did take Pharoah’s son.   Be sure you are covered by the blood. 

Friends, we have had so many plagues on us in the last 3 years that have caused a lot of hurt and hardships upon us.  I ask you to stand against them now . I ask you to Pray to the Lord to turn them around to the ones that sent them, seven-fold. Are you scratching your head and asking, what plagues? Well I am glad you asked.  Think about it, pipe lines shut down,  high gas prices, man made Covid, forced injections, old people dying alone in care homes, people losing their jobs who refused to take the shots,  Fake News every day, our children being dumbed down and indoctrinated about sex changes, child sex trafficking, etc. TWENTY FIVE HUNDRED people are crossing our Southern border each day, many bringing drugs and diseases with them. There are many more and you know them all. 

All I do is ask you to Pray for God to turn things around on the Evil ones, and bring us back to a prosperous Nation.  I know that Trump did a good job of lifting up the people and our Country while he was in.  We now need to lift him up. Can you do that?  

Shalom 

Some things to ponder as we age

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The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 😳

The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57 😳

The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 😳

The best soccer player in the world, Maradona, died at the age of 60 😔

And then …

KFC (fried chicken) inventor died at 94 😊

 Inventor of Nutella brand died at the age of 88 😊

 Cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102 😜

 The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake 😜

 Hennessy cognac, Irish inventor died at 98 😊

 How did doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?

The rabbit is always jumping, but it lives for only 2 years.

The turtle that doesn’t exercise at all, lives 400 years.

 

So …

Have a drink ..

Take a nap …

And IF you wake up, have bacon and eggs.

Deep thoughts of a retired man

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I worked in the yard today, and after doing so I sat down and had a glass of wine. 

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, “Nothing.”

She then said, “That’s what you did yesterday!”

I replied, “I WASN’T DONE , SO I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW.”

The reason I said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what?” 

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question:  “Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?”

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?     

Well, after another glass of wine, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. 

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. 

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”     

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”
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