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Tolley’s Topics Wishes You A Happy Mothers Day

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Happy Mothers Day To All Our Wonderful Mothers. by Preciousbaby63 | Happy mothers day sister, Happy mothers day pictures, Happy mothers day wishes

Some Pictures Are Just FUN!!

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No Free Rides

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An old farmer drove to a neighbor’s and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

The farmer asked, “Is your Dad home?”

The boy replied, “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”

The farmer said, “Well, is your Mother here?”

The boy said, “No sir, she went to town with Dad.”

The farmer said, “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

The boy said, “No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

The boy said, “Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message.”

“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”

The boy thought for a moment, “You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”

THE SPHINX—MOTHER’S DAY

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The Stormy Trial.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-michael-cohen-juan-merchan/2024/05/10/id/1164293/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/05/10/stormy-daniels-is-apparently-a-medium-now-n2638902

https://nypost.com/2024/05/10/opinion/the-antics-displayed-by-michael-cohen-are-turning-judge-merchan-feckless/

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LET’S SEE IF SWAMPER MIKE JOHNSON WILL PROCESS IT.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/05/10/cory-mills-files-article-of-impeachment-against-biden-n2638912

Mike will make a buzzard puke.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/05/10/mike-johnson-hakeem-jeffries-have-lot-more-common-than-most-think/

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Hunter’s trial starts on June 3, about 3 weeks away.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/us-news/federal-court-rejects-hunter-bidens-appeal-on-gun-charges-sets-up-june-3-trial/

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FILTHY CHILD GROOMERS.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/05/07/disney-shares-plunge-nearly-10-as-bob-iger-warns-about-future-profitability-decreases-marvel-output/

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/05/08/disneys-new-star-wars-series-tales-of-the-empire-uses-they-them-pronouns-for-gender-ambiguous-character/

I think IP refers to Intellectual Property.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/07/entertainment/bob-iger-mining-comment-reveals-all-you-need-to-know-about-sorry-state-of-disney/

Swap Goofy for Target Dog.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/05/10/target-is-pulling-back-on-pride-themed-products-stores-the-reason-why-is-obvious-n2174037

You never know.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/07/us-news/houston-attorney-shot-and-killed-by-mcdonalds-customer-outraged-over-order/

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/us-news/utah-woman-accused-of-pulling-teens-skirt-down-steakhouse-said-she-was-applauded-by-other-patrons-in-new-body-cam-footage/

Senator Kennedy does another interview.

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-probe-finds-widespread-sexual-misconduct-fdic-sources-say-2024-05-07/

It takes time.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/neuralink-says-its-first-in-human-brain-implant-malfunctioned/

More destruction by Joey and the Democrats.

https://redstate.com/redstate-guest-editorial/2024/05/10/the-dols-contractor-rule-a-threat-to-truckers-livelihoods-n2173666

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The Don’t Slam The Door Editor:    How did we get Mother’s Day, LL ?

You Need To Eat More Cat:   Here is a little history.   Our loyal Oregon and Columbia University readers can watch the video.

https://www.history.com/topics/holidays/mothers-day

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No more baloney sandwiches.

https://www.theonion.com/biden-sets-aside-land-west-of-mississippi-as-gluten-fre-1851438055

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/

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Be prepared as the Scouting America people say.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/05/07/boy-scouts-n2638734

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Red Aurora over Poland
Image Credit & Copyright: Mariusz Durlej

Explanation: Northern lights don’t usually reach this far south. Magnetic chaos in the Sun’s huge Active Region 3664, however, produced a surface explosion that sent a burst of electrons, protons, and more massive, charged nuclei into the Solar System. A few days later, that coronal mass ejection (CME) impacted the Earth and triggered auroras that are being reported unusually far from our planet’s north and south poles. The free sky show might not be over — the sunspot rich AR3664 has ejected even more CMEs that might also impact the Earth tonight or tomorrow. That active region is now near the Sun’s edge, though, and will soon be rotating away from the Earth. Pictured, a red and rayed aurora was captured in a single 6-second exposure from Racibórz, Poland early last night. The photographer’s friend, seeing an aurora for the first time, is visible in the distance also taking images of the beautifully colorful nighttime sky.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

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Jesus said, ‘Nobody can work as a slave for two masters at the same time. Maybe he will hate one of the masters, but he will love the other one. Or he will work well for one master, but he will think bad things about the other master. God and money are like different masters. You cannot work for both of them.