MEME of the Year!…LOL

Shopping-Simplified.
Aisle 11 & Check-out.

-Sheila Tolley-

Conservative Only MEMES

Rooneyisms – Too good not to share!

I’VE LEARNED THAT….

The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

When you’re in love, it shows.

Just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.

Having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Being kind is more important than being right.

You should never say no to a gift from a child.

I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.

No matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

Sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

We should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

Money doesn’t buy class.

It’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

To ignore the facts does not change the facts.

When you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

Love, not time, heals all wounds.

The easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

Everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

Life is tough, but I’m tougher.

Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

 I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

 A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

When your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.

The less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Always…

ALWAYS ASSUME THAT YOU ARE ON CAMERA!
-Sheila Tolley-

 

 

 

The moral of the story….

An old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.

The old lady wanted to know why… The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her “these are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you”.

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said “please help me withdraw all the money I have.” The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her “you have $300,000 in your account but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately. The teller told her any amount up to $3000. “Well please let me have $3000 now.” The teller kindly handed her $3000 while being very friendly with a smile to her.

The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.

The moral of this story is….

Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skill.

Stress Test

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate.  Read all the information before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital, London, England.

Look  at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The  dolphins are identical. A closely monitored  scientific study revealed that, in spite of the  fact that  the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would  find differences in the two dolphins. The more  differences a person finds between the dolphins,  the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you need to go on vacation…No need to Reply, I’ll be on vacation!

 

 

Arrows-3-pointing-down-arrow-down-animated - The Sculpted Vegan - Kim Constable

 

 

Never  take life too seriously.  
Nobody gets out alive anyway!

THE SPHINX—CAMOUFLAGE & CONCEAL

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Trump’s good news.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/06/03/trump-gets-a-big-break-in-georgia-criminal-case-undercuts-democrat-election-plan-n2175014

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MTG’s opinion applies to most MSM, and most Biden appointees.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/06/03/marjorie-taylor-greene-goes-off-on-democrats-for-accusing-gop-of-worshipping-convicted-felon-trump/

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ANYONE WHO BELIEVES RAT-FACE JOE BIDEN ON ANY CHANGES HE MAKES BETWEEN NOW AND ELECTION DAY IS A FOOL.   IF REELECTED HE WILL SWITCH BACK TO HIS POLICIES OF THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

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SJL news.

https://www.texastribune.org/2024/06/02/sheila-jackson-lee-cancer/

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Egypt was the weak link in Hamas getting war material.   They didn’t shut the border.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/idf-releases-footage-of-gaza-egypt-border-tunnels-used-by-hamas-to-smuggle-weapons/

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The government wants it this way.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/31/tech/microsoft-ai-screenshots-everything-you-do-on-your-computer-and-privacy-experts-are-concerned/

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America-The Banana Republic.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/02/opinion/nih-scientists-made-710m-in-royalties-from-drug-makers-a-fact-they-tried-to-hide/

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HEALTH

Will this end CPAP sleep ?

https://nypost.com/2024/05/31/lifestyle/cpaps-a-thing-of-the-past-a-new-drug-promises-sleep-relief/

No unhealthy fries at the Olympics.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/31/lifestyle/this-fast-food-staple-wont-be-served-to-athletes-at-the-paris-olympics-heres-why/

Taylor takes the wrong highway.    Maybe it was Fauci’s home.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/01hz5j38wspjcx33p6db6j8nrh.jpeg

https://pagesix.com/2024/05/31/entertainment/taylor-momsen-gets-bit-by-bat-while-opening-for-ac-dc/?_gl=1*1frtvo4*_ga*NjUyMzQ3MDA5LjE3MTA2OTM3NTk.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*MTcxNzE5MzIyNC4yMDUuMS4xNzE3MTkzNjM3LjAuMC4w&_ga=2.39011555.192546432.1711890437-652347009.1710693759

We will see.

https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/05/31/boss-move-senate-republicans-vow-to-block-democrat-agenda-in-upper-chamber-n2174920

A postal increase.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/usps-stamps-post-office/2024/05/31/id/1167018/

Arizona lingerie stores can rest easy.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/05/31/rest-easy-the-glendale-panty-thief-has-been-caught-n2174918

A feel good story with a sad ending.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2024/05/31/feel-good-friday-nfl-draft-pick-malachi-moores-friendship-with-a-blind-girl-inspires-millions-n2174859

Funny.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/06/01/national-association-of-broadcasters-strips-robert-de-niro-of-award-after-trump-rant/

The 10,000 figure is misleading.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/02/us-news/serial-killer-herb-baumeisters-farm-had-10000-human-remains/

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The Hidden Editor:   What is the difference, LL ?

I Can’t See You Cat:   Here is one viewpoint.   Most are used in warfare or staying alive.

https://brooksidepress.org/Products/OperationalMedicine/DATA/operationalmed/Manuals/FMSS/CAMOUFLAGECOVERACONCEALMENT.htm

Animals are experts at hiding in plain sight.

https://www.plt.org/educator-tips/camouflage-nature-examples

Reef life.

Mimics.

Do humans use these characteristics, LL ?

They sure do.   Mimic is the one they use most.   They combine that with lying, deceit, cheating, and any other unsavory action to get what they want.   They form cliques in places like D.C. and have helpers.

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Cicadas are complaining.   Isn’t Schumer one of your own ?

https://www.theonion.com/frustrated-cicadas-assumed-there-d-be-more-than-one-hol-1851403757

https://www.themercury.com.au/

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Schwab and Soros leave their children in charge.

https://babylonbee.com/news/klaus-schwab-retires-to-spend-more-time-with-his-lizard-family-on-planet-zarkon-vii

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Shadow of a Martian Robot
Image Credit: NASA, JPL-Caltech, MSSS, ASU, NeV-T, Perseverance Rover;
Processing & Copyright: Neville Thompson, Gigapan Zoom

Explanation: What if you saw your shadow on Mars and it wasn’t human? Then you might be the Perseverance rover exploring Mars. Perseverance has been examining the Red Planet since 2021, finding evidence of its complex history of volcanism and ancient flowing water, and sending breathtaking images across the inner Solar System. Pictured here in February of 2024, Perseverance looks opposite the Sun and across Neretva Vallis in Jezero Crater, with a local hill visible at the top of the frame. The distinctively non-human shadow of the car-sized rover is visible below center, superposed on scattered rocks. Perseverance, now working without its flying companion Ingenuity, continues to search Mars for signs of ancient life.

Tomorrow’s picture: galaxy on edge

Bible Verse

 Be kind and patient in a way that everyone can see. Remember that the Lord is near.