PATRIOT POST MEMES

THE SPHINX—LOST & FOUND

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Four hostages are rescued.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/06/08/breaking-israel-rescues-hostages-during-rafah-operation-biden-administration-tried-to-scuttle-n2175203

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Joe has always been a sleazy creep with no moral character.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/06/07/did-joe-biden-just-plagiarize-reagans-speech-it-wouldnt-be-the-first-time-n2640154

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I’m not sure why the school, family, and government wanted this kept a secret.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2024/06/07/report-28-year-old-transgender-who-killed-6-nashville-christian-school-wrote-about-her-imaginary-penis/

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Here she is.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/06/07/transgender-beauty-pageant-n2640112

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Boeing has two new whistleblowers.   They need some novel new ways for them to no longer be a danger.   Try Hillgal’s How to Manual.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/05/us-news/two-more-boeing-whistleblowers-go-public-over-plane-safety/

BMW won’t put a homosexual emblem on a car sold in the Middle East for the same reason Democrats don’t fly American flags at their meetings.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2024/06/05/bmw-confronted-about-why-it-doesnt-display-pride-logo-on-middle-east-account-heres-their-response-n2640016

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2024/06/05/bmw-finds-out-the-hard-way-that-virtue-signaling-for-virtue-signalings-sake-is-rather-stupid-n2175102

Know your enemy.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/05/world-news/costa-rica-gunman-eduardo-ramirez-zamora-fatally-shoots-neighbor-otoniel-orozco-mendoza/

Believers don’t accept gay priest or marriages.  

https://www.breitbart.com/faith/2024/06/05/united-methodist-church-loses-1-million-members-over-lgbt-acceptance/

This snake escaped from Schumer, look at the evil eyes.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/05/us-news/5-foot-snake-found-in-kitchen-sink-in-nyc-apartment-and-no-one-seems-to-no-where-it-came-from-cops/

Get those Ruskies.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/ukraine-uses-us-weapons-to-strike-inside-russia-a-western-official-tells-ap/

Rocky Mountain High.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/06/07/democrat-governor-signs-legislation-approving-voting-program-for-prisoners-n2639972

Buy your cones and ice cream at the supermarket and make your own.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/08/us-news/nyc-parents-having-meltdown-over-14-ice-cream-cones-its-out-of-control/

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The Searching Editor:   Do they still have Lost And Found places, LL ?

I Found It Cat:   They might in some places.   Usually places with a lot of traffic have them.  Newspapers even had a section.   This one will be tough to top.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/25/world-news/long-lost-shipwreck-in-colombia-with-bounty-thought-to-be-worth-billions-suspiciously-locked-away-as-protected-area/

Countries want ownership of everything found that is worth a few bucks.   They won’t claim are the homeless, mentally ill, and criminals on their streets.

Here is an unusual item that was lost with little use, and went almost unnoticed.    Nancy lost her Soul

https://udayton.edu/magazine/2021/07/why-communion-matters.php

Nancy wasn’t about to eat the wafer when she had a thousand dollars of ice cream in her freezer.   She sure wasn’t going to swap communion wine for her vodka.

She also managed to get her hair-salon to open when COVID had every business in California closed, except Home Depot and liquor stores.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2020/09/02/pelosi-hair-salon-appointment-mxp-vpx.hln

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The missing cicadas return.

https://www.theonion.com/cicada-emergence-results-in-increase-in-odd-kids-fillin-1851482608

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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I didn’t see one flag of Senator’s aids having anal sex in the break room.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-more-extremist-flags-spotted-at-alitos-home

https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-778597

https://redstate.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

How to Identify that Light in the Sky
Illustration Credit & Copyright: HK (The League of Lost Causes)

Explanation: What is that light in the sky? The answer to one of humanity’s more common questions may emerge from a few quick observations. For example — is it moving or blinking? If so, and if you live near a city, the answer is typically an airplane, since planes are so numerous and so few stars and satellites are bright enough to be seen over the glare of artificial city lights. If not, and if you live far from a city, that bright light is likely a planet such as Venus or Mars — the former of which is constrained to appear near the horizon just before dawn or after dusk. Sometimes the low apparent motion of a distant airplane near the horizon makes it hard to tell from a bright planet, but even this can usually be discerned by the plane’s motion over a few minutes. Still unsure? The featured chart gives a sometimes-humorous but mostly-accurate assessment. Dedicated sky enthusiasts will likely note — and are encouraged to provide — polite corrections.

Tomorrow’s picture: big lion

Bible Verse

As it says in the Bible: ‘The Lord God will save everyone who asks him for help.’