One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”).
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece!!
Liberal Democrats have encouraged thieves by not prosecuting them, and have lost all control of their local areas. Good luck Hawaii–Aloha. Every travel agent in the world should have this article with every ticket they sell to Hawaii.
Remove dangerous ingredients from childhood vaccines, and remove most insecticides and pesticides from the food supply. Is WIFI
safe ? The CDC is a political arm of the Democrats.
This land will be foreclosed on the courthouse steps in 5 months. The $34 TRILLION mortgage is overdue. The mortgage holders have trashed the place and let in 25 million squatters.
Prominences and Filaments on the Active Sun Image Credit & Copyright: Steen Søndergaard
Explanation: This colorized and sharpened image of the Sun is composed of frames recording emission from hydrogen atoms in the solar chromosphere on May 15. Approaching the maximum of solar cycle 25, a multitude of active regions and twisting, snake-like solar filaments are seen to sprawl across the surface of the active Sun. Suspend in the active regions’ strong magnetic fields, the filaments of plasma lofted above the Sun’s edge appear as bright solar prominences. The large prominences seen near 4 o’clock, and just before 9 o’clock around the solar limb are post flare loops from two powerful X-class solar flares that both occurred on that day. In fact, the 4 o’clock prominence is associated with the monster active region AR 3664 just rotating off the Sun’s edge.
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