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THE SPHINX—UPDATING OUR ARCHIVES TO ACCOMMODATE CHANGES IN OUR CULTURE

The Editor:  Is that a big task, LL ?

PC Cat:  I’ll  say.  Here is my first attempt to get in the mainstream of American Culture.   When I ask our computer for certain things that were accepted in the past she will automatically go to our new designations.

The Editor:  Can you give our loyal readers some guide lines to go by, PC Cat ?

Here is my current archive categories regarding races of people.

Bananas referred to Asians who wanted to be Caucasian.  Yellow on the outside and white on the inside.

Ores referred to African-Americans who wanted to be Caucasian.  Black outside, but white inside.

Apples referred to Native Americans, who were red outside but wanted to be white inside.

Coconuts referred to our brown brothers, who are brown outside but white inside.

TE:  What about the Caucasians or white people, what do they want ?

Calico Cat:  They just want to be crackers,  keep inventing stuff, make money, and be happy.

TE:  What about the Caucasians that want to give America away along with their blue/green/haze/etc., eyes ?

They are called losers, they want other peoples money and God given rights.

TE:  Have your improvements for race classifications helped society, CC ?

Caffeine  Cat:  I sure hope so, it was a lot of work.  Here are the new groups, everyone can pick their own-like their sex.

https://www.coffeecrossroads.com/coffee-101/coffee-roasts-from-light-to-dark

https://1912pike.com/cappuccino-vs-latte/

If you need help ask Juan Valdez.

THE SPHINX—-NEWS ITEMS

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SO LONG AL, WE HARDLY KNEW YE.    TAKE YOUR HATE TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.  All three of you are losers.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/12/07/Franken-announces-Senate-resignation-amid-sexual-misconduct-claims/2551512653719/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ls&utm_medium=1

Here are two Republicans on the way out.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/12/07/Rep-Trent-Franks-resigns-over-misconduct-investigation/2151512692020/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ts_tn_us&utm_medium=1

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The Editor:   Are things hopping, LL ?

Calaveras County Cat:  They sure are, here is some old news.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/11/jesus-tomb-archaeology-jerusalem-christianity-rome/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/11/28/Missouri-town-opens-time-capsule-from-1908/2951511886201/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=7

If you want it done right do it yourself.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/12/01/Man-caught-repainting-road-arrows-to-ease-daily-commute/9651512147499/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=8

http://www.ajc.com/news/national/waffle-house-customer-cooks-his-own-meal-after-finding-staff-sleeping/EaUxndlkwTYsyMQ1DufABI/

” Spit on it “, takes on a different meaning.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn10514-natural-born-painkiller-found-in-human-saliva/

Animals have feelings.

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/science/animals-feelings-heres-science-prove/

Where has this problem been for the past fifty ( 50 ) years ?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5150081/Heavy-marijuana-users-showing-ER-scromiting.html

THE SPHINX—-UH, OH

The  Editor:   What is wrong, LL ?

Inquiring Minds Cat:   Mueller is more crooked than Comey.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/muellers-credibility-problem-1512432318

Here is an ex Congresswoman.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/12/04/Ex-congresswoman-Brown-gets-5-years-in-prison-for-charity-scheme/1031512407621/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3

Georgia, USA only wants rich lawyers to be able to afford to read its laws.

http://dailysignal.com/2017/12/01/georgia-copyrighted-laws-now-suing-non-profit-group-publishing/

Ole John has retired and endorses his son, what a surprise.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rep-john-conyers-son-john-conyers-iii-to-run-for-congress-seat/

Here is an old-sunken city.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/664585/underwater-city-Roman-Baiae-Naples-Italy-diving-pictures-discovery-Julius-Caesar-Pomey

THE SPHINX—-SUPPORT ANIMALS

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CHECK YOUR PET TREATS.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/27/FDA-Bone-treats-causing-illness-death-in-dogs/5491511842937/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=3

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The  Editor:  Do you have a problem with Support Animals on Airplanes, LL ?

When Monkeys Fly Cat:    I sure do, support animals include snakes, lizards, pigs, and even dwarf ponies.   No one wants these creatures in the seat next to them.  Leave them at home or put them in the cargo hold.  The airlines should show a little concern for their customers who are not mental cases.

http://viewfromthewing.boardingarea.com/2016/04/14/bringing-miniature-horses-planes-emotional-support-goat-gone-far/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4920381/woman-kicked-off-us-airways-flight-emotional-support-pig-disruptive/

https://loyaltylobby.com/2017/04/27/my-little-pony-or-emotional-support-animal-only-in-the-us/

Animals like cats and dogs have been together with us  for 6,000 years, and it works.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-11-17/getting-a-dog-may-save-your-life-especially-if-you-re-single

TE:  Is there a difference between support and service animals, WMFC ?

Helen Keller Cat:   There sure is. service animals help blind people, The Armed Forces, veterans, and other people with physical problems.

https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2014/06/afghanistan-dogs-of-war/100750/

You can’t take the whole farm on airplanes.

THE SPHINX—-NEWS SNIPPETS

The Editor:   Have the sex assault cases slowed, LL ?

Hormone Cat:   They will if they can keep Al Franken under control ( D- MN ).   Here is other stuff.

A Christmas comet is coming.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/three-mile-wide-asteroid-named-destroyer-god-heading-towards-earth-095313225.html

The Marines get some new stuff.

https://www.upi.com/Defense-News/2017/11/22/Marines-roll-out-new-anti-tank-weapon-system/9901511372850/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ts_pi&utm_medium=19

Bush’s buddies, the Saudi’s,  are about to team up with Israel and attack Iran.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/saudi-crown-prince-calls-irans-supreme-leader-hitler-112448336.html

Mitsubishi lies about their products.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/11/23/Mitsubishi-sincerely-apologized-for-faking-data-about-some-products/3581511460104/?utm_source=upi&utm_campaign=mp&utm_medium=4

It’s funny that the news media would question anyone about lying, they have Olympic records for it.

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-white-house-credibility-20171125-story.html

THE SPHINX—HOG APOCALYPSE & OTHER STUFF

The Editor:   What is Hog Apocalypse,  LL ?

Suey Pig Cat:  That is when Texans can’t kill enough wild hogs to protect their crops and property.  For some reasons Texans have lost their identity.  Sam Houston is probably turning over in his Enchilada.  If you can’t kill a few wild hogs, move to Oregon.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/animals/2017/11/21/hog-apocalypse-hold-pesky-wild-pigs-taking-texas

Stand up for Texas, here is a good example.  This guy took care of business with a baby in his arms.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/21/watch-off-duty-officer-baby-arms-shoots-kills-two-robbers/

This is certainly a far cry from when a riot was going to occur in Dallas.   They sent one ( 1 )  Texas Ranger to bring  law and order, when the towns people asked where all the help was, The Ranger replied,  ” I thought you only had one ( 1 )  riot.

http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Articles/Places/one_riot.html

https://m.thevintagenews.com/2017/05/09/one-riot-one-ranger-the-texas-rangers-of-the-old-west-is-the-oldest-state-law-enforcement-agency-in-north-america/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-11-22/business-is-booming-for-america-s-survival-food-king

TE:  Is there anything we can do, SPC ?

Lone Star Cat:   We can’t do anything substantial, but we won’t play these songs until they solve their identity problems.

THE SPHINX—KILLER CAT ON THE LOOSE

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RIP David Cassidy and JFK.

http://variety.com/2017/music/people-news/david-cassidy-dead-dies-partridge-family-1202618273/

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The Editor:   What is going on with the killer cat, LL ?

I Want Justice Cat:   She was probably mistreated by her Asian buddies.  I opened a GoFundMe account to pay her way to Catifornia, where everyone has a sanctuary.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/stray-cat-suspected-of-attempted-murder-in-japan/

We might have to get her a hijab, like the new Barbie Doll, to get by customs.  I hope they didn’t mutilate her clitoris, as is the custom of many Muslims.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/barbie-gets-a-hijab

Here is another cat being tortured by a mailman.

For what it’s worth.

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2017/11/16/birth-control-app/

Read this for a better life, and job interview.

https://www.workandmoney.com/s/get-ahead-in-your-career-by-avoiding-these-body-language-mistakes-a874fe77ac064f5d?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=tab&utm_campaign=bodylanguage-d318ddd14df61e23&utm_term=tmg-mirror