The Results Are Finally In…

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A Final Summary Of The Medical Responses to the COVID Shutdown:

Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists  had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said: “Oh, grow up!”

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would: “Put a whole new face on the matter.”

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in politics.

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One thought on “The Results Are Finally In…

  1. This is so true it hurts!!!
    Actually it did hurt, it hurt the whole nation by stopping the commerce and a lot of small businesses were put out of business. The price of everything went up there were shortages all because of a sick PINO who is a big dumb ass. He should be in jail and the key thrown away.

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