Hey Sonny…An astronomical event recorded on a clay tablet found in 1948 among the ruins of the ancient city of Ugarit, in what is now Syria, was identified 20 years ago as a description of a total solar eclipse that occurred on 3 May 1375 BC. I wonder if that Clay Tablet Writer said to himself:
“I knew it, Climate Change is an Existential Threat. It could destroy my clay tablets, so I will start drawing pictures on the cave walls.”

I wonder if Noah said to his wife:
“Honey, I am going to be busy for the next 25 to 75 years building a Big Boat. Climate Change is an Existential Threat and we are going to have a big rain storm!”
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Shouldn’t these two crooks be in an internment camp in Haiti after the billions they stole from them? There should be plenty of vacant cells since so many Haitians have been released from their jails in order to RSVP to Biden’s America Invasion Party.
-Sheila Tolley-

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He’d never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the RR tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn’t know what it was. Predictably, he’s hit and is thrown to the side of the tracks. He had some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

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After weeks in the hospital recovering, he’s at his friend’s house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the teakettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to batter and bash the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what’s happened and asks the desert man, “Why’d you ruin my good tea kettle?”

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The desert man replies, “Man, you gotta kill these things when they’re small.”

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