I no come work today….

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’

The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and suggest sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work… You try that.’

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.

‘I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon……….You got nice house’

Patriot Post MEMES

Astronomy Picture of the Day

SH2-308: The Dolphin Head Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Prabhu Kutti

Explanation: Blown by fast winds from a hot, massive star, this cosmic bubble is huge. Cataloged as Sharpless 2-308 it lies some 5,000 light-years away toward the well-trained constellation Canis Major and covers slightly more of the sky than a Full Moon. That corresponds to a diameter of 60 light-years at its estimated distance. The massive star that created the bubble, a Wolf-Rayet star, is the bright one near the center of the nebula. Wolf-Rayet stars have over 20 times the mass of the Sun and are thought to be in a brief, pre-supernova phase of massive star evolution. Fast winds from this Wolf-Rayet star create the bubble-shaped nebula as they sweep up slower moving material from an earlier phase of evolution. The windblown nebula has an age of about 70,000 years. Relatively faint emission captured by narrowband filters in the deep image is dominated by the glow of ionized oxygen atoms mapped to a blue hue. Presenting a mostly harmless outline, SH2-308 is also known as The Dolphin-head Nebula.

Tomorrow’s picture: pandora’s galaxies

MEME Of The Day

THE SPHINX—UPDATES

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Hunter-day three.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2024/06/05/money-for-nothing-and-chicks-for-free-hunter-bidens-delaware-trial-day-3-n2175108

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https://nypost.com/2024/06/06/us-news/new-york-judge-mark-grisanti-accused-of-shoving-police-officer-to-be-replaced-on-bench/

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Fani will have to save her Grey Goose for a while.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/06/05/georgia-appeals-court-pauses-fulton-county-case-against-trump-pending-fani-willis-disqualification-ruling-n2640049

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There is a new STD/STI.   Be careful out there.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/05/lifestyle/new-sexually-transmitted-fungal-infection-detected-in-nyc/

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Let’s see what honest Merrick Garland does.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/06/05/hunter-and-james-biden-referred-to-doj-for-criminal-prosecution-n2640032

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Trump will give the WOKE Generals latrine duty.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2024/06/05/it-sure-looks-like-this-biden-hq-clip-of-trumps-fox-news-interview-backfired-n2640010

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Sleepy Joe has a song.   I think unelected aids are running America.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/06/05/is-this-going-to-be-bidens-answer-every-time-hes-asked-this-question-n2639995

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This is an old saying in the army, at break time, on a long march–” Smoke’em if you got’em. “

https://nypost.com/2024/06/03/sports/charley-hulls-us-womens-open-got-very-weird-after-viral-smoking-moment/

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Disney should be charged with child sexual abuse.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/06/03/nolte-disney-queering-4-year-olds-during-pride-month/

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The kid could be Speaker.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/06/03/this-may-be-one-of-the-funniest-things-youll-see-on-the-floor-of-congress-n2175012

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The government, media, and drug companies were/are all butt buddies.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/06/03/florida-grand-jury-releases-interim-report-on-covid-wrongdoing-n2175009

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Claudia Sheinbaum, a female, is the new President of Mexico.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/03/world-news/claudia-sheinbaum-wins-mexican-presidency-electoral-institute-says/

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It’s an ill wind that blows no good.

https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/ill-wind.html

https://nypost.com/2024/06/02/sports/pga-star-c-t-pan-uses-random-fan-from-crowd-after-caddy-injury/

CRIME

I try not to report the hurt, misery, sadness, and expenses that Biden’s open border cost.   This one has a not too bad outcome.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/03/us-news/two-nypd-cops-shot-in-queens-by-19-year-old/

A Colorado guy is saved by a partial silver chain.

https://www.wdbj7.com/2024/06/02/bullet-caught-by-chain-worn-by-shooting-victim-saving-his-life-police-say/

A bad decision.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/03/sports/tucupita-marcano-facing-lifetime-ban-after-alleged-bets-on-mlb-games/

https://nypost.com/2024/06/04/sports/tucupita-marcano-banned-for-life-four-others-suspended-in-gambling-probe/

AI couldn’t make up any bigger lies than the everyday media.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/06/03/the-press-headlines-after-a-police-officer-is-stabbed-to-death-by-a-radical-muslim-will-blow-your-mind-n2174986

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The Current Events Editor:   What needs updating, LL ?

The Epiphany Cat:   This is a big one.  After the 15 Commandments became 10, this is the first update.

https://www.theonion.com/god-testing-out-potential-new-commandment-on-mice-1851488793

Trump reviews his last attempt at emptying the swamp, and decides on a new procedure.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/14705.jpg

Kamala should be on The Supreme Court.

https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/05/23/were-as-shocked-as-you-the-daily-show-creates-hilarious-video-mocking-kamala-harris-n2396520

McKinney must have learned from Monica Lewinsky keeping her blue dress with Bill Clinton’s DNA on it.  I wonder where it is now ?

https://www.timesofisrael.com/painting-of-clinton-in-blue-dress-hung-in-jeffrey-epsteins-home/

https://nypost.com/2024/05/22/us-news/model-kept-clothes-she-wore-during-alleged-sean-diddy-combs-assualt-suit/

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Francis reveals his favorites.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-reveals-his-10-favorite-bible-verses

https://www.wantedinrome.com/news

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Joe is visited at night by the fairies.

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-luck-biden-finds-pre-written-answer-to-a-completely-spontaneous-press-question-right-on-his-cue-card

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

 If you are kind and faithful, you will live a long life! Other people will respect you and they will be kind to you.