…THROW AWAY
THE KEY!

 

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The Space Editor:   What are the BLM, LGBTQ, TRANS, HAMAS, and any other dissatisfied groups griping  about, LL ?

The Hans Solo Kente Cloth Cat:   They are complaining that the Star Wars movies are too White.   Lucas told the critics that most of the people were space-aliens.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2024/05/26/george-lucas-demolishes-woke-critics-calling-his-star-wars-films-too-white-sexist-most-of-the-people-are-aliens/

They look like D.C. employees, but friendlier.

New York politicians want to reclassify the races.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/25/us-news/bill-gaining-steam-would-shrink-new-yorks-white-population/

This cop didn’t have enough space in San Diego.   The back seat was a bad decision.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/28/us-news/san-diego-police-officer-anthony-hair-resigns-after-locking-himself-in-backseat-with-female-detainee/

My Grandma told me about a cat that lost part of its tail on the railroad track, and went back to get it, another train ran over his head.  The moral is don’t lose your head over a little piece of tail.

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I hope she gets the appliance.

https://www.theonion.com/kamala-harris-plays-hooky-to-sit-in-price-is-right-st-1851447231

https://thekabultimes.com/

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Free The Donald.   Freedon-Freedon.

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-instructs-jurors-they-need-not-believe-trump-is-guilty-to-convict-him

https://redstate.com/

20 My child, listen carefully to my teaching and to everything that I tell you. 21 Never forget my words. Keep them safe in your mind.