Day: January 5, 2025

Gambling?

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister are playing poker when the cops raid the game.The lead officer questions the priest, “Father Murphy, were you gambling?

Father Murphy silently asks God to forgive him for what he is about to say. “No, Officer. I was not gambling.”

The cop turns to the minister, “Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?”

Pastor Johnson also appeals to Heaven. “No, Officer. I was not gambling.”

The cop finally turns to the rabbi. “Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?”

“Gambling?” he asks, glancing at the priest and the minister. “With who?”

SIGNS

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Marriage Counseling

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LONG YEARS

 

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.”

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Bible Verse

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 Even young lions may not have food, so that they become hungry. But people who trust the Lord for help will receive every good thing that they need.