Day: March 27, 2025

They’re Biting Today

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“Poor Old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink.

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught so far?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth today.”

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Ex Wife

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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt..
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His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
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Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting,  fishing and flying.
Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane.
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Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
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She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
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”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
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“Ex wife!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
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”I wasn’t “
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