Have you heard the horrible news? It is electrifying! America will never survive this trauma! Shall we pray?

What news, you ask?

Oh my…I am ashamed to say it aloud, so I must whisper it. Come a little closer to the screen…”Don’t tell anyone, but President Trump wore a BLUE suit to the funeral of the Pope.”

I must rest a moment before I continue, I think I have The Vapors.

Perhaps you think like I do. I saw that big headline and thought to myself….”So what, Who cares.”

Then it hit me. Of coarse, the LOONY LEFT LIBERALS now have another comedy act to write. They are not concerned that Prince William, Abdullau-the King of Jordan and Draupadi Murmu-the President of India also wore blue suits. If you thought by any stretch of the imagination that the Passing of the Pope would cause Ukrainian President Zelensky to splurge for a suit, think again. He did manage to Move Up to a long sleeve black shirt with dual chest pockets with a black button-up shirt underneath. BUT….DON’T FORGET, President Trump wore a BLUE suit.

The Democrats have got to get that Trump Impeachment Process rolling about that BLUE Suit. The Loony Left Liberals will certainly be forced to bring all their governors and congress members back from their Tax Sponsored Love-Fest at the Mega Prison in El Salvador. They are there to Publicly Salivate over the MS-13 Illegal Immigrant Gang Member who they now worship as their new God.

Time moves on…the Pope is dead and they will begin the search for another. Rumor has it that they may seek to find a Catholic for his replacement. Maybe there is one who does not condone abortions. One who does not approve LGBTQIAetc. 

Remember to keep your eyes on the Sistine Chapel. The papal smoke used to signal the outcome of a conclave, comes from a stove inside the chapel. The stove is specifically designed to burn the ballots cast by the cardinals, and the smoke released is a visual cue to the world. Black smoke indicates that no new pope has been chosen, while white smoke signals that a new pope has been elected. (Wow! That sounds racist! The Loony Left needs to get all over that ritual.)

Stay tuned…it may be BLUE Smoke.

They will certainly blame that on President Trump’s BLUE Suit.

I  think President Trump should have told the press that he wore his blue suit because his RED one was at the cleaners.

 

If President Trump walked on top of the water across the Potomac River…the liberal headlines would read:

PRESIDENT TRUMP CAN’T SWIM.

 

That is for sure! You would think at least one of the Dem fools might bring their fiddle and play while America burns, like Nero in Rome. I am sure they can all play very well since they traded their souls to the Devil.
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I do remember this…the child’s name was Elian Gonzalez.
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