Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t cry over spilled milk…
unless it is on your laptop.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—NEW YEAR

Maybe this rebellion will succeed.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/12/31/protests-in-iran-n2197652

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Measles virus detected at New Jersey airport.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/30/us-news/measles-detected-at-newark-airport-amid-holiday-travel/

SOMALI-DEMOCRAT FRAUD IS IN A LOT OF DEMOCRAT RUN STATES.

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2025/12/31/citizen-journos-expose-potential-somali-fraud-in-ohio-maine-pennsylvania-washington-state/

MORE MINNESOTA CORRUPTION

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/31/watch-what-happens-when-journalists-knock-on-the-door-of-a-somali-run-daycare-center-in-washingon-n2668680

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2025/12/29/video-flashback-minnesota-reporter-exposed-daycare-getting-7-8-million-despite-95-violations/

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/12/26/tim-walz-called-out-over-viral-video-of-mn-daycare-tied-to-millions-with-no-kids-and-a-misspelled-sign-n2197519

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/29/minnesota-tim-walzs-office-claims-he-worked-years-stop-fraud-as-investigation-heats-up/

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MEDIA

Can Bari Weiss turn CBS into an honest news organization ??????????

https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2025/12/29/minnesota-is-the-moment-of-truth-for-bari-weiss-n4947639

NATIONAL  NEWS

Mousse Man lies to try and keep CDL drivers, who can’t read road signs, on the road.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/12/31/gavin-newsom-tries-to-keep-illegals-on-the-road-a-little-longer-sean-duffy-immediately-cuts-him-off-n2197630

Good news.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/12/30/federal-court-rules-ice-can-use-medicaid-data-to-target-illegals-for-deportation-n2197597

So long Chuck Reed.    If you can’t keep politics out of your work, go work for the DNC.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/12/27/musician-who-cancelled-kennedy-center-performance-over-trump-name-finds-out-actions-have-consequences-n2197523

Washington state sux.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2025/12/27/hhs-puts-seattle-childrens-hospital-in-the-crosshairs-for-its-refusal-to-stop-trans-care-to-minors-n2197532

California corruption.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/27/wait-what-about-diversity-karen-la-mayor-bass-laments-hispanics-signing-up-to-work-for-ice-n2197521

OTHER

The Pop-Tart Bowl.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/27/sports/pop-tarts-bowl-features-shenanigans-and-mascot-sacrifices-following-byu-win/

Dad saves kidnapped daughter.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/27/kidnapping-thwarted-quick-thinking-texas-dad-traces-phone-to-save-15-year-old-n2197535

Forget the 80 year old who died on Lizard Island.   Old people die.    Running aground on the reef takes negligence.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/28/world-news/australian-cruise-ship-coral-adventurer-runs-aground-two-months-after-passenger-suzanne-rees-death/

Second Amendment news.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2025/12/30/illinois-law-requiring-guns-to-be-locked-up-at-home-takes-effect-january-1-2026/

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The 2026 Editor:   Did you have a nice New Year, LL ?

The Rested Cat:    I sure did,  my cat-reporters came over and we laid on some clean clothes and sniffed catnip.   I felt like Hunter Biden.    Here is a repeat about an Amazon driver stealing a customer’s cat.

This teen is a hero.   He saved the woman victim, but the groundhog ate her phone.

https://nypost.com/2024/09/28/us-news/hogwild-drama-unfolds-as-hero-teen-caleb-morris-thwarts-unhinged-groundhogs-attack-on-jogger/

Several readers have requested Target Dog.   Two said they were sending it to their kid’s teachers.

Photos of Nancy looking for an insider-trading tip.

https://nypost.com/2024/11/07/science/vampire-bats-run-on-treadmills-as-scientists-seek-answer-to-energy-outputs/

Wiley Coyote looking for some free Road Runner in Chicago.   Look under the anvil.

https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/us-news/wild-coyote-yanked-from-refrigerated-section-of-aldi-supermarket-in-chicago-shocking-video-shows/

 

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-police-release-image-of-brown-university-shooting-suspect/

2025 Alexandria, Egypt happenings.

https://www.egypttoday.com/Tag/287/Alexandria

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It must be Baby Jesus.

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-think-this-is-him-asks-shepherd-pointing-to-baby-with-glowing-halo

https://townhall.com/