To be perfectly honest with you….We AIN’T real hospitable to uninvited strangers here in our South. But, we are very consistent with the application of our personal defense techniques. In other words, if you find yourself skippin’ around in our neck of the woods, Day or Night…don’t get comfortable with Southern Silence…we are just reloading!
-Sheila Tolley-

WRITTEN BY: SHEILA TOLLEY

I believe the word “racist” is the most over-used and abused word circulating in our country today. In reality, the FAKE racist problem in America starts with Joe Biden and his cabinet. Next, it is moved along by the the manure spreaders of MSM. Then finally, the lies are distributed by social media and many wanna-be reporters who eagerly promote the propaganda. (Hoping one day to get an invite to join the circle of Idiots at The View. Whoopee!)

Anything can trigger action of this R word now. I do believe I could say, “The Christmas decorations at the White House were beautiful this year” and MSM would identify me as a racist because my sentence contained the word, white.  Just for the record, I am not responsible for making Angel Food cake white while Devil’s Food cake is chocolate. I did not bring terrible storms from the black clouds while beautiful sunshine radiates around the white puffy clouds. I was not even the one who discovered black holes in our universe. I have never sold or bought untaxed cigarettes, rhinoceros horns, marijuana, fake identification records, elephant tusks, illegal drugs, or tiger skins on something called The Black Market. I have never blacklisted, blackballed or blackmailed anyone.

Maybe Noah actually started this dilemma. Perhaps he should have sent a crow with the dove to fetch the olive branch. In Noah’s defense, due to the heavy rains and rocking boat, he probably did not realize that centuries later…. we would have encompassing social media with idiotic reporters that would prove to be…

“AS CRAZY AS OUTHOUSE RATS!”

In case you are having a rough day, here’s a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:

Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock in a crystal, clear stream. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

No one knows your secret place.

You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater.

See, it worked. You’re smiling. You feel better already.

Have a great day!!!!

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