Ah, those were the days.  You had to actually use your own common sense to survive the dubious promotions.
Now I know why they invented seat belts!

 

Hooker’s Lips
(Psychotria Elata)

There was a university in New England where the students operated a “bank” of term papers and other homework assignments. There were papers to suit all needs. You had your choice of papers for an A-grade, B-grade, and C-grade.

A student who had spent the weekend on pursuits other than her assignment, went to the bank and took out a paper for a C-grade. She went home, retyped it, and handed it in.

In due time she received it back with the grade of an ‘A’. The professor left the following comment, “I wrote this paper myself twenty years ago. I always thought it should have received an A, so now I am glad to give it one.”

This post really makes me wish I had a Time Machine.  I hope you will leave me a comment recalling your best guess of your whereabouts and thoughts of the year 1969. 

In 1969, I was a Senior at Pike County High School. Go Pirates!
-Sheila Tolley-

This is my favorite Joke!
-Sheila Tolley-

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?”

Professor: “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t be a professor, would I?”

Student: “OK. So I’d like to ask you a question. If you can give me
the correct answer, I will accept my marks as they are. If you
can’t give me the correct answer, however, you’ll have to give me an “A”.

Professor: “Hmmmm, alright. So what’s the question?”

Student: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal?

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can’t crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student’s failing mark
into an “A” as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can’t get the answer. So finally he calls in
a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: “What is legal but not logical,
logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?

To the professor’s surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.

“All right” says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer “It’s quite easy, sir” says the student “You see:

You are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.

And your wife’s lover failed his exam but you’ve just given him
an “A”, which is neither legal, nor logical.”

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“Excuse me,” a young fellow said to an older man, “I’ve just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers?”

“Well,” replied the older man, “I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet.”

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh, go ahead.. I’ll wait…

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age, or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MUSTACHE.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you? Those women are going in the ‘right’ direction..?

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ‘Marlboro Man’.

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR!

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

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D.C. is run by commies.  Joe is probably at his beach home.

https://nypost.com/2024/01/13/news/pro-palestinian-protesters-chant-anti-biden-slogans-outside-white-house/

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Surprise.  Doctor Jill has been running the country.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/01/12/watch-jill-biden-explain-all-the-things-she-had-to-do-to-right-the-country-n2168636

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Take all  federal taxpayer funds away.  It is over 1 BILLION.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2024/01/11/house-education-committee-sends-harvard-records-request-n2633428

From this public school also.

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/metro/brooklyn-public-school-erases-israel-from-map/

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The Democrat Plan

The dems have this in their plan to destroy America.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/01/11/army-recruitment-of-white-soldiers-plummets-take-a-wild-guess-why-n2168566

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2024/01/13/governors-of-blue-states-arent-hiding-it-anymore-you-will-be-forced-to-shelter-illegals-in-your-homes-n2168674

https://www.breitbart.com/law-and-order/2024/01/13/lawsuit-united-airlines-mocked-and-shamed-vaccine-mandate-holdouts-ceo-accused-of-floating-scarlet-letter-on-id-badges/

Fetterman goes against the Democratic Hamasvards.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/01/11/fetterman-20-south-africa-n2168567

Chump Todd and Dizzy Lizzie will save America.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2024/01/12/chuck-todd-expects-liz-cheney-to-save-gop-from-trump-n2633559

Go home Joe.

https://nypost.com/2024/01/12/news/biden-heckled-repeatedly-during-pennsylvania-trip-go-home-joe/

Patriots should join the state National Guards.

Crimes.

EBay has been naughty.

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/business/ebay-to-pay-3m-after-employees-sent-live-spiders-to-couple/

Fauci should be in prison.  Sanctuary states are playing the same old tune on COVID mutations.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/01/10/faucis-latest-admissions-are-the-death-of-expertise-n2168564

The RCMP would make Joey’s DOJ proud.  Where is Dudley Do-Right ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/01/11/watch-canadian-police-arrest-reporter-for-asking-deputy-pm-a-question-n2633416

Economy

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/01/11/inflation-surges-again-n2633487

Funny

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/01/11/john-castro-who-fought-to-keep-trump-off-ballot-arrested-on-federal-tax-charges/

Ukraine

Maybe Biden and Austin will pay back the stolen war material.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/01/12/us-cant-account-for-1-billion-worth-of-aid-to-ukraine-n2633540

Where were the parents ?

https://www.breitbart.com/local/2024/01/13/watch-vermont-cop-dives-into-frigid-pond-to-save-drowning-8-year-old-girl/

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The Dangerous Rocks Editor:  Tell us about lighthouses, LL ?

Light My Fire Cat:  They have been around since forever.  The Lighthouse of Alexandria was a famous early lighthouse.

This has a lot about Irish Lighthouses.

https://www.greatlighthouses.com/stories/the-history-of-the-lighthouse/

America’s last keeper retires.

https://nypost.com/2023/12/30/news/sally-snowman-americas-last-lighthouse-keeper-ends-watch-at-boston-light-after-20-years/

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This has so much nasty language that I thought Nancy Pigleosi wrote it.

https://www.theonion.com/report-here-s-sam-bankman-fried-s-stupid-little-face-a-1850990520

https://penguin-news.com/

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Pop Tart Guy is here to stay.

https://babylonbee.com/news/scandal-taylor-swift-photographed-on-romantic-night-out-with-pop-tart-guy

https://www.newsmax.com/