Day: January 29, 2024
Conservative Only MEMES
Smiles…
Strategic Meal
So I was having lunch with Bobby Fischer, the former world chess champion, and the table had a checkered tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass the salt!
Stuff you’ve likely never seen…Part 1
Funny Opinions
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.”
Frank Sinatra
“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
George Burns
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”
Jack Nicholson
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams
“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
Robert De Niro
“There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?”
Dustin Hoffman
“There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked!”
Jerry Seinfeld
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.”
Joan Rivers
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
Steve Martin
You don’t appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
Bob Hope
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
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THE SPHINX—IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE
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Make sure you support the Terrorist Coddling Biden & Obama Democrats. Joe is a POS.
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Go figure.
https://nypost.com/2024/01/27/news/trump-to-use-judges-conflict-in-83-3m-jury-verdict/
It’s a convoy.
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HERE IS A SOLUTION TO THE MILLIONS OF ILLEGALS WHO WANT IN. DON’T LET THEM IN, AND YOU HAVE SOLVED THE PROBLEM. BUILD THE WALL AND MAKE SURE IT IS POLICED.
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Joe and his Democrats are on the ( election year ) ball.
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WEIRD
This case is starting off as weird as the 4 students killed last year in Utah.
https://nypost.com/2024/01/24/news/dad-of-kansas-city-chiefs-fan-who-died-in-yard-eyes-drugs/
https://nypost.com/2024/01/25/news/frozen-kansas-city-chiefs-fans-doc-says-drugs-a-possibility/
The NYC judicial system is setting Taylor up for front page news.
Government officials should have surety bonds and insurance of millions of dollars before changing anything, or spending tax money.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2024/01/25/study-on-new-jerseys-plastic-bag-ban-n2634106
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/business-insurance/bonded-and-insured/
CROOKED POLITICIANS
MTG is doing her share.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/01/25/mtg-ethics-complaint-fani-willis-n2634181
https://www.naturalnews.com/2024-01-26-rep-greene-who-pandemic-treaty-chemtrail-stop.html
This is about the same as child sexual surgery.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2024/01/26/nih-mission-statement-lengthen-life-n2634205
The rich and politicians are special people.
When you loosen Chuck Schumer’s Whirlwind of unenforced laws it trickles down to everyone. The mayors, as we have seen, don’t care until it reaches them. Where were the security cameras ???
https://nypost.com/2024/01/26/news/thieves-steal-jackie-robinson-statue-from-kansas-baseball-park/
Airplanes are cursed.
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The Ripley Editor: What is hard to believe, LL ?
The It Is True Cat: This is just in-breaking news. We have learned that everything reported about Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin is a lie. He was sent to buy America’s extra Playstation 5 for visitors when they come to America. He became so involved that he played it without stopping for a week.
https://www.theonion.com/biden-announces-plans-for-extra-playstation-5-controlle-1851149510
The Secretary of Commerce, will hopefully, be more professional.
She can get the the game, pizza, and refer requests for Fentanyl and Cocaine to the White House Situation Room.
Can this guy remove tattoos ?
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2024-01-12-show/
It could be hard to believe.
It’s hard to believe how fast time goes by.
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Maybe this is what happened to Lloyd Austin.
https://www.theonion.com/boyfriend-announces-plans-to-black-out-and-spend-600-a-1851143493
https://www.themercury.com.au/
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Look out.
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-changes-to-air-travel-made-by-the-all-female-flight-crew