Day: January 13, 2024

Today’s Truths

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Conservative Only MEMES

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LET’S SAY YOU ARE THE RECIPIENT OF A STOLEN ELECTION. YOU KNOW YOU WERE NOT ELECTED, YOU WAS INSTALLED, LIKE A TOILET. YOU ARE A THIEF. YOU ARE A TAX TICK, A FRAUD AND A MANIPULATOR. YOU ARE AN ABUSER OF THE  STOLEN POWER OF POTUS. YOU ARE A BRAIN-DEAD PUPPET OF YOUR HANDLERS. YOU ARE A SOCIALIST/COMMUNIST/AMERICAN-HATING LOSER. YOU SHOULD DESPISE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE AND HAVE NEVER HAD ANY MORALS. YOU ARE A PERVERT WHO SHOWERED WITH HIS YOUNG DAUGHTER. YOUR ONLY SUCCESS IS MANAGING TO FIND AN ENTIRE CABINET OF PEOPLE WHO ARE AS SORRY AS YOU. YOU ARE IN THE PROCESS OF DESTROYING MY AMERICA WHICH WAS FOUNDED “IN GOD WE TRUST.” HOW CAN ONE MAN BE AS INCOMPETENT AND DISGUSTING AS YOU HAVE MANAGED TO BE IN ONLY THREE SHORT YEARS? GOD IS GONNA GET YOU FOR THAT, LITTLE MAN!

IN GOD I TRUST!
-SHEILA TOLLEY-

 

 

 

 

Afterlife

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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, “Connie….Connie. ”

“Is that you, Joe?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again.”

“Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven.”

“Not exactly, I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.”