A horse walked into a unicorn bar…and felt really left out, because he was the only one without a horn. Their horns were beautiful and he wanted to make friends, so the next week he booked an appointment with a plastic surgeon to get one too.
Next time he went to the bar, now sporting his new horn, he was devastated when many of the unicorns were rolling their eyes at him, looking at him quizzically.
He asked the bartender:
“Why is everyone looking at me like this? I look just like you now!”
The bartender replied:
“Nah, sorry mate, you really don’t. That isn’t a horn, just some
silly cone.”
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