Morning Smiles

This should bring back memories to my fellow Baby Boomers….

Which couple would you have selected to win this dance contest? My choice was couple #3.  After watching the video I searched to find the winner.
Couple #1 was the winner!
-Sheila Tolley-

That’s Entertainment….

 

 

Bible Verse

God has chosen a good time for all things to happen. He has caused people to think about things that will continue for ever. But nobody can completely understand everything that God has done, from the beginning of their lives to the end.

MEMES

PATRIOT POST MEMES

 

Amazing pictures of sights all around the world

CHICAGO FROM AFAR

A DESERT OASIS IN LIBYA

THE ALPINISTS

INSIDE THE OLD METROPOLITAN OPERA HOUSE

TITANIC’S ENGINES UNDERWATER

SUNRISE OVER LONDON’S TOWER BRIDGE

((((((((((OUR SUN ERUPTS))))))))))

SNOWMOBILING THE NORWAY-SWEDEN BORDER

A TINY HERMIT CRAB CLOSE-UP

THE COCONUT OCTOPUS

A CLOUD ILLUMINATED BY LIGHTNING

A TINY RIVER HOUSE IN SERBIA

A SUBMARINE SURFACES THROUGH ARCTIC ICE

A WALL OF FALL

AN AIRPLANE CROSSES THE MOON

LIONESSES AT THE WATERING HOLE

DEATH BEGETS LIFE

MOUNT FUJI FROM ABOVE

THE VENEZUELAN POODLE MOTH

THE PERSEIDS METEOR SHOWER

AN X-RAY OF A STINGRAY

MOTH TRAILS AT NIGHT

JUST A PINCH

EVOLUTION OF THE NEW YORK SKYLINE

AN ELEPHANT MEETS A SEA LION

AN OLYMPIC FULL MOON (now this was a clever idea!)

BASE JUMPING IN RIO

THE BOMBING OF DRESDEN

WHERE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA MEETS THE SEA

THE CHICAGO SKYLINE FROM INDIANA

LIVING ON THE EDGE

THE MOLOKINI CRATER IN HAWAII

IF JUPITER WAS THE SAME DISTANCE AS THE MOON

A SEAHORSE INSPECTS A DIVER’S WATCH

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

MOUNT RAINIER CASTING A SHADOW ON CLOUDS

Remembering yesterday….

Maxine on Aging

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN’T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL……YOU’LL LOVE THIS ONE! MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.  THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

‘YES, YES I DID. I’M A MORGANNER! ‘HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

‘WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?’ I ASKED HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

‘YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!’ I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ARSED, GREY HAIRED, DECREPIT, BASTARD ASKED..

‘WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH ‘

 

New & Used Smiles

 

 

PATRIOT POST MEMES

She is not worried about illegal immigrants. She is worried that Highly Intelligent Individuals in the DOGE will stumble upon
Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama’s authentic African Birth Certificate.

-Sheila Tolley-