THE SPHINX—HEALTH

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LET THE FEDS SHUT DOWN.   TRY A FREE KICK.

https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2024/12/19/breitbart-business-digest-shutting-down-the-government-costs-the-economy-almost-nothing/

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43068684/obscure-rule-leads-chargers-making-nfl-first-fair-catch-kick-1976

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LET THE SUN SHINE IN.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2024/12/19/hes-the-president-now-kennedy-suggests-how-trump-can-help-catch-congressional-free-range-chickens-n2183409

https://thefederalist.com/2024/12/19/the-failed-omnibus-would-have-let-the-j6-committee-off-the-hook-for-framing-trump/

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YOU REPUBLICANS IN THE HOR, GET TO WORK.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/12/19/republicans-have-a-spending-fight-slam-dunk-if-they-are-smart-enough-to-take-it-n2183400

https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/12/18/rep-nancy-mace-calls-out-some-of-the-orwellian-wordplay-in-the-cr-n2405418

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2024/12/19/trump-slams-corrupt-fani-willis-after-she-is-disqualified-from-prosecution-against-him-n2649309

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THE BEE.

https://babylonbee.com/news/Congress-Warns-Failure-To-Pass-Spending-Bill-Might-Delay-Destructio-Of-The-Country

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FORGET THE DEMS.

https://pjmedia.com/stephen-kruiser/2024/12/19/the-morning-briefing-mike-johnson-finds-out-that-the-new-trump-order-has-taken-effect-n4935259

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/12/18/house-minority-leader-wails-about-gop-killing-continuing-resolution-elon-musk-floors-him-with-reality-n2183397

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A  HERO.

https://nypost.com/2024/12/17/lifestyle/passenger-called-out-by-united-pilot-on-newark-flight-in-surprising-in-cabin-interaction-true-hero/

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WE KNOW THE REBIRTH OF AMERICA WILL NOT BE EASY.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2024/12/18/pay-raises-for-congress-elon-musk-calls-out-one-of-the-worst-parts-of-cr-n2649261

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/12/18/members-of-congress-supporting-the-spending-bill-quiet-about-whats-in-it-for-them-n2405399

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A snow tire recall, and a Lay’s Potato Chip recall.

https://nypost.com/2024/12/18/business/company-recalls-over-541000-winter-tires-because-they-dont-have-enough-snow-traction/

https://nypost.com/2024/12/19/business/frito-lay-potato-chips-recall-due-to-risk-of-life-threatening-allergic-reaction/

Your package might be late.

https://nypost.com/2024/12/19/business/amazon-workers-go-on-strike-in-us-ahead-of-christmas-rush-as-union-seeks-contract-talks/

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THE MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS HAVE LIED AND CHEATED FOR 9 YEARS WITHOUT ANY LIMITS.  THEY THINK THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAWS AND MORALS OF AMERICA.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/12/19/producer-warned-abc-news-host-not-to-use-the-term-that-landed-the-network-in-hot-water-he-said-it-anyway-n2649294

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MUSK IS THE SECOND RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2024/12/18/doge-weighs-in-on-cr-n2183378

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Speaker Johnson is not the man to be Speaker.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/12/18/when-this-gop-senator-says-the-house-spending-bill-is-badyou-know-its-total-garbage-n2649270

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AMERICA’S TIME OF GREATNESS IS OVER UNTIL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYED THIEVES ARE PROSECUTED.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/12/17/exclusive-merrick-garland-in-crosshairs-as-congressional-inquiry-into-crescent-dunes-solar-scandal-coverup-expands/

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Indict Joe and take testimony from the hospital.

https://redstate.com/brandon_morse/2024/12/17/fascism-with-your-tax-dollars-biden-paid-media-millions-to-attack-elon-musks-companies-n2183327

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POLITICS

AOL likes Trump, she might become a non-dem.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2024/12/19/trump-pokes-fun-at-aoc-after-her-failed-leadership-bid-keep-trying-someday-youll-be-successful-n2183401

This isn’t much, but is a start.   The new budget is a pile of sheet.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2024/12/18/first-doge-caucus-meeting-n2649216

Don’t believe the media or Dungocrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/2024-election/2024/12/17/trump-will-not-remove-polio-vaccine-hails-robert-kennedy-jr-as-very-rational-guy/

Bookmark this and read it when Trump starts returning the scum to their place of birth.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/12/16/tren-de-aragua-is-now-in-18-states-the-latest-utah-n2183291

Every lawsuit against the media is a joy.

https://redstate.com/brutalbrittany/2024/12/17/trumps-legal-team-pushes-for-judge-to-advance-lawsuit-against-bob-woodward-after-defamation-settlement-n2183334

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MEMES

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2024/12/16/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2404930#google_vignette

Almost

SWAMP CLEARING

Trump’s people will use many of these to clear the swamp.

Clean out Liawatha’s corruption.

https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/12/17/elizabeth-warren-elon-trump-n2405354

Good for her.

https://redstate.com/brad-essex/2024/12/17/spartz-n2183318

New York City has a little swamp cleaning to do.

https://nypost.com/2024/12/18/us-news/nypds-400k-a-year-top-earner-is-retiring-early-as-astronomical-overtime-pay-is-investigated-sources/

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The MAHA Editor:   What is up with Make America Healthy Again ( MAHA ), LL?

The Cautious Cat:  This is the twenty-first century.  If you want perky nipples just do it.

https://nypost.com/2024/12/10/lifestyle/women-getting-designer-nipple-filler-not-something-to-hide-anymore/

https://www.healthline.com/health/nipple-injections#procedure

Just use a stick-on until you see if you can get use to people staring at your new buddies.

Amigo received a call from Olivia Ponton, who can’t make enough house sitting, to see if she could be our nipple model.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2024/12/11/not-even-swimsuit-models-can-stop-nfl-players-homes-from-being-robbed-n2648881

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-14179275/who-olivia-ponton-joe-burrow-cops.html?dicbo=v2-LkMYEMS&ico=outbrain_footer

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Gavin in in a tight spot.

https://theonion.com/glowing-pulsating-hair-product-takes-control-of-gavin-1851160421/

https://www.cincinnati.com/

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It is her destiny.  

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-explains-that-white-privilege-feels-weirdly-like-getting-beat-up-by-giant-black-lesbians

https://redstate.com/

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