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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Always borrow money from a pessimist.
They won’t expect it back.
Oscar Wilde

THE SPHINX—RECORDS

MINNEAPOLIS CRIMINALS

This domestic terrorism is a result of Mayor Frey and Governor Walz not enforcing the law.   Let’s see how they fair in the 9 Billion fraud schemes.   

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/opinion/the-left-bears-full-blame-for-the-minneapolis-ice-shooting/

Trump explains about the Left-Democrats being a violent group.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/01/07/trump-comments-on-minneapolis-ice-shooting-n2197877

DHS Secretary explains how Ole Tim’s state is a disaster.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/08/dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-set-the-record-straight-on-the-ice-shooting-in-minneapolis-n2669073

More.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/07/woman-who-tried-to-run-over-ice-agent-in-minneapolis-has-been-identified-n2669055

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/07/the-reactions-to-the-driver-who-was-shot-and-killed-trying-to-ram-ice-agents-in-minneapolis-are-gold-n2669060

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/01/07/wife-of-slain-minneapolis-domestic-terrorist-allegedly-caught-on-tape-filming-incident-sobbing-afterward-n2197894

INTERNATIONAL

Iran News

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/01/07/reza-pahlavi-message-to-iranians-revolting-against-regime-n2669021

Plans for Venezuela 

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/07/watch-secstate-marco-rubio-outlines-venezuelas-new-recovery-roadmap-n2197861

NATIONAL

The Crockett woman is unhappy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/01/06/jasmine-crockett-responds-to-supreme-court-ruling-on-texas-redistricting-n2668956

Trump stops more HHS payments.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/05/us-news/trump-freezes-10b-in-funding-to-five-blue-states-for-child-care-social-services-over-fraud-fears/

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/trump-freezes-billions-in-child-care-funding-to-california/

Fraudster forced to forfeit purchases made with taxpayer stolen funds. 

https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/us-news/ringleader-of-250m-minnesota-welfare-fraud-scandal-ordered-by-judge-to-forfeit-porsche-and-luxury-goods/

Rubio explains to George Crapolototis that he needs to go work at the DNC.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/05/watch-marco-rubio-handle-former-clinton-operative-george-stephanopoulos-over-the-caracas-raid-n2668880

Poor Schumer, he is in the twilight of his career.   He wasn’t told because of leaking previous secret information.   Obama bombed more countries than any President since WW 2.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/01/04/schumer-scif-comment-about-venezuela-n2197754

Ole Walz continues to defend his fraudsters.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/04/report-minnesotas-somali-fraudsters-paid-for-rich-lifestyles-with-stolen-money/

Washington state also defends their fraudsters.

https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2026/01/04/massive-cover-up-underway-in-washington-state-to-stop-reporting-of-somalia-daycare-fraud-n4947899

OTHER

A gun could have saved her life.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/05/us-news/north-carolina-teacher-murdered-by-home-intruder-while-on-phone-to-911/

Boycott Hilton Hotels and Hampton Inns.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/05/hilton-hotels-dhs-n2668912

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/06/its-official-mn-hilton-which-was-nixing-ice-agent-reservations-has-been-nuked-from-hotel-chains-site-n2668981

Who will Gavin turn on next ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/05/california-to-cut-payments-for-ozempic-n2668873

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Mamdinky

Mamdinky does not have a security clearance.   

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/06/zohran-mamdani-admits-he-has-no-federal-security-clearance-after-claiming-he-was-briefed-on-maduro-capture/

New Yorkers voted for this.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/opinion/mamdanis-tenant-advocate-needs-to-be-evicted-from-her-job/

Mamdinky’s hires are cry babies.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/zohran-mamdanis-tenant-advocate-cea-weaver-breaks-down-crying-when-asked-about-hypocritical-gentrification-comments/

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The Certified Editor:    Is your article about the ancient phonograph records, LL ?

The Guinness Cat:    No, the old records had a nice run with technology improving every day.   I thought I had seen every way to write an article.

https://www.angelshorn.com/blogs/about-us/timeline-of-vinyl-records-history-1857-2022?srsltid=AfmBOopxPERXHISJwncbM9k_e1l8OPGt5BCWpR-HuEYR6kWkDqufMzWA

Flossie the cat just turned thirty ( 30 ) years old.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/30/lifestyle/flossie-the-worlds-oldest-cat-celebrates-milestone-birthday-defying-all-odds/

Here is the world’s oldest living mammal.

Here is the habitat of the world’s best creatures at avoiding danger, bankruptcy, indictments, and numerous law violations covered up over the years.

https://www.housebeautiful.com/design-inspiration/g3549/hillary-clinton-chappaqua-house/

https://nypost.com/2025/08/05/us-news/bill-and-hillary-clinton-former-ags-and-fbi-directors-subpoenaed-for-jeffrey-epstein-testimony/

A song for the 1990’s.

Send leftovers to Somalia or Minnesota.

https://theonion.com/bloated-nation-struggling-to-work-way-through-leftover-rijstevlaai/

https://www.twincities.com/page/4221/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23152211166&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuOHGwfHlkQMVMnN_AB32FCmoEAAYASAAEgJ9YPD_BwE

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What a thrill.

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-achieves-american-dream-of-working-hard-and-paying-taxes-for-50-years-to-fund-fraudulent-somalian-daycares

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

 God, you are my God. I want to be near to you. I need you to give me life, like a thirsty person in a dry desert. As a person needs water to live, that is how I need you.

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Joan Rivers

I love this little jumpy, feel good song…

THE SPHINX—AMERICA’S FUTURE 2026

Don’t interfere with law enforcement, and don’t try to run them over.   The dems want violence.    Have you ever heard one say ‘let the authorities do their job’?

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/minnesota-immigration-enforcement-shooting/2026/01/07/id/1241159/

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/federal-agents-involved-in-minneapolis-shooting-amid-massive-ice-crackdown/

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LATE NEWS

Rubio informs Congress that Trump wants to buy Greenland.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/07/marco-rubio-has-informed-congress-that-trump-wants-to-buy-greenland-n2669009

The FBI prevents another school attack.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/01/07/fbi-says-it-foiled-terror-attack-at-indiana-high-school-n2669020

More prosecutors are going to Minnesota.    The DOJ might use more than Biden, Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith used prosecuting Trump.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/01/07/doj-sending-more-us-attorneys-to-minnesota-as-the-fraud-investigation-uncovers-more-n2197852

The Demoncrats want violence–it is all they talk about.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/federal-agents-involved-in-minneapolis-shooting-amid-massive-ice-crackdown/

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Poor Nancy, don’t forget Biden pardoned the entire J-6 Committee and their Congressional Staff.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/06/trump-white-house-laughs-at-lib-media-for-taking-their-january-6-bait-n2668992

INDICT OLE TIM AND HIS DEPARTMENT HEADS.   MAYBE HE USED JOE’S AUTOPEN.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/06/mn-auditor-bombshell-walz-coverup-n2669001

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/01/06/tim-walz-criminal-probe-n2668942

Real victims should organize and vote Republican.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/06/dustin-grage-minnesota-fraud-documentary-n2668913

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/05/report-trump-minneapolis-st-paul-ice-agents/

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INTERNATIONAL

This would be a present for peace.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/opinion/maduros-arrival-is-the-first-domino-to-fall-as-a-khamenei-arrest-could-be-next/

Xi Jinping says he will have Taiwan.

https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2026/01/02/chinese-colonization-of-taiwan-unstoppable-xi-jinping-declares-in-new-year-message/

He doesn’t like Trump and his adventures in Venezuela.   It is a horse of a different color when Xi doesn’t approve.

https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america/2026/01/03/china-deeply-shocked-maduro-capture-hours-after-sending-diplomats-venezuela/

America can give China influence over South America or use her own influence.

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/01/03/trump-i-have-good-relationship-with-xi-theyre-going-to-get-oil-people-will-be-allowed-to-have-oil/

China and Iran want the kind of influence over South America and the Caribbean that Castro had years ago.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/01/04/the-fall-of-maduro-why-it-matters-to-united-states-security-and-could-trigger-a-south-american-glasnost-n2197725

Trump warns Colombia and President Gustavo Petro.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/05/trump-petro-wont-be-making-selling-cocaine-to-u-s-very-long/

Nuclear bombs can be launched from a fishing boat 10 miles off the coast.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2026/01/05/is-little-rocket-man-about-to-fafo-north-korea-reports-test-flights-of-hypersonic-missiles-n2197771

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Mamdinky–approved by the voters.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/06/harmeet-dhillon-federal-housing-laws-mamdani-cea-weaver-n2668919

https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/us-news/zohran-mamdani-stands-by-housing-justice-appointee-cea-weaver/

Funny.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/us-news/mom-of-zohran-mamdani-aide-who-said-owning-a-home-fuels-white-supremacy-has-1-6m-house-in-tennessee/

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The 2026 Editor:    What should our loyal readers look forward to in the new year, LL ?

The Rested Cat:    DON’T FORGET AMERICA IS IN A CULTURAL WAR WITH DEMOCRATS AND EVERY SLEAZY GROUP THAT SUPPORTS THEM.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/12/28/of-course-judge-cancels-kilmar-abrego-garcias-human-smuggling-trial-n2197543

The Federal Government needs to stop the flow of money to causes not earmarked by Congress.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/27/vance-praises-youtuber-nick-shirleys-report-on-somali-fraud-in-minnesota-far-more-useful-journalism-than-2024-pulitzer-prize-winners/

The Democrats hate Christianity.   Do you see them or college presidents supporting Muslims or Christians ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/28/this-outlet-went-nuts-over-the-trump-white-house-wishing-americans-a-merry-christmas-n2668540

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2025/12/28/exclusive-america-first-legal-accuses-boston-u-of-failing-to-protect-student-targeted-by-credible-death-threats-for-calling-ice/

This is how the year ended.

https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2025/12/28/redstate-weekly-briefing-n2197542

Wisconsin is as ethics challenged as Minnesota.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/29/wi-gb-press-gazette-best-pic-of-2025-n2668570

Good luck to America and her patriots in 2026.  The Democrats are a sad bunch.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/12/29/outrageous-speaker-johnson-workers-blast-latest-shenanigans-by-blue-states-blocking-trumps-promises-n2197581

With caravans of illegals marching thru Mexico being stopped by Trump, several readers want to know if sneaking in is back in style.

Bow ties will be next.

https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/

https://www.tehrantimes.com/

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Where is Ilhan Omar’s husband ?????

https://babylonbee.com/news/walz-announces-8-billion-grant-to-somali-company-to-investigate-fraud

https://hotair.com/