A Comedian Tells The Truth

I saved this clip from 3 years ago, just in case some of us need a few reminders of Everything We Didn’t Learn from the Ghislaine Maxwell Trial. Yesterday was the deadline for the release of some Epstein files or something like that. Because somebody did something or something like that.  Who knows…maybe we will finally find out how Epstein committed suicide after he was murdered. Bill Clinton has more Frequent Flyer Miles on Epstein’s plane than Taylor Swift has on her own plane. 

Heavy redactions are predicted from the media on the released files. You may need to get out your CAP’N CRUNCH Secret Decoder Rings that you saved from the sixties in order to read the files. Just click on the link under the cereal box.
You don’t want to miss this one!

-Sheila Tolley-

https://youtu.be/dHTQ1GmQgfg

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
Dolly Parton

Morning Smiles….

THE SPHINX—MEMES

NATIONAL  INTERESTS

JUSTICE IS SERVED—-Judge Dugan is guilty of a felony obstruction of justice crime.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/18/hannah-dugan-verdict-n2668145

BROWN UNIVERSITY SHOOTER IS DEAD.    Police say he was a Portuguese national.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/18/us-news/brown-university-shooting-suspect-found-dead-inside-new-hampshire-storage-facility-after-six-day-manhunt-reports/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/18/police-chief-deceased-brown-shooting-suspect-portuguese-national/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/18/we-got-him-brown-university-shooting-suspect-found-dead-in-new-hampshire-n2668158

Brown University’s chief of safety was/is unqualified—maybe as a DEI he would be.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2025/12/18/brown-university-campus-safety-chief-lost-previous-job-after-lack-of-credentials/

https://babylonbee.com/news/brown-university-hires-chief-wiggum-to-track-down-shooter

https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2025/12/18/brown-university-shooting-no-longer-the-story-its-now-the-bumbling-leftist-dei-ridden-investigation-n2197254

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/18/person-of-interest-identified-in-brown-univeristy-shooting-n2668144

We reported over 2 years ago on Democrat run sanctuary cities lying about crime statistics.    The voters must be content with their children being killed and barely able to read and write.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/12/15/house-republicans-accuse-dc-metro-of-faking-statistics-n2667890

Some of Tim Walz’s retardness must have sneaked into Ohio.   Ask Bill Clinton about helping Haitians.   They are still making Voodoo Dolls of him and Hillgal in Haiti.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/15/ohio-gov-mike-dewine-if-trump-deports-haitians-jobs-will-go-unfilled/

More scarce minerals will be mined in America.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/15/trump-admin-announces-huge-tn-deal-that-will-lower-our-reliance-on-chinas-rare-earth-metals-n2197147

OTHER

Good.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/12/15/president-trump-ups-ante-in-war-on-drugs-with-new-classification-for-lethal-narcotic-n2197158

Good shots.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/narco-boat-strike-dec-15-n2667953

Bad.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/16/world-news/86-year-old-fined-335-for-littering-after-spitting-out-leaf-that-blew-into-his-mouth/

Ford abandons the Electric F-150 after losing 13 billion.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/16/ford-now-dropping-all-electric-f-150-lightning-amid-13b-ev-losses-n2197198

*****

The Christmas Editor:    What are your memes today, LL ?

The Little Baby Kitten Cat:    I have some great ones.   Has Mousse Man been watching ‘Basic Instinct’ ?

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=sharon+stone+most+paused+movie+scene#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4f54321e,vid:tRjt1v-US94,st:0

https://tolleystopics.com/2025/12/10/patriot-post-memes-316/

Prick-er won’t go away.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GqHwEzuWAAIn1Xh?format=jpg&name=900×900

The Navy discovers why planes are missing from the Harry S. Truman Aircraft Carrier.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GpqnEIrWkAAVaxl?format=jpg&name=small

The Supremes wouldn’t let Texas stop illegals when Joe left the border open.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/19778.jpg

Roberts also said that there were no Obama and Trump Supreme Court Judges.

The Wit Sisters.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/19840.jpg

The liberals complaining about drug-runners being killed are probably getting bribes.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/01jw7nsjat27tdjdexq0pwezjw.jpeg

Madonna can’t let the past go.

*****

Not in Australia.

https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/

https://www.timesargus.com/

*****

Good luck.

https://babylonbee.com/news/struggling-new-york-jets-sign-uncle-rico

https://hotair.com/

Sometimes Game Shows are tough….

The Secret Of Life

Best Street Statues Show

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

For three days after death,
hair and fingernails continue to grow
but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson

THE SPHINX—WHO MAKES THESE THINGS UP

Trump’s speech.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2025/12/17/trump-address-americans-n2197236

*****

NATIONAL  NEWS

Brown University seems to be using the Epstein death plan on telling the truth.  

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/18/heres-where-another-shambolic-brown-university-shooting-presser-went-off-the-rails-n2668069

Day two for Dugan, what a scum.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/hannah-dugan-trial-day-two-n2667934

Susie has been in D.C. long enough to know to have her own camera crew on any interview with the enemy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/17/white-house-chief-of-staff-susie-wiles-felt-blindsided-by-vanity-fair-article-n2668019

Bongino resigns.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/12/17/dan-bongino-resigns-n2668071

Union teachers suck.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/16/opinion/teachers-union-pushes-neopronouns-but-claims-name-america-is-a-problem/

Swift gives her tour employees almost a 200 million bonus for their hard work.

https://pagesix.com/2025/12/13/entertainment/watch-taylor-swifts-eras-tour-crew-nearly-faint-as-singer-gifts-them-197m-in-bonuses/?_gl=1*1iypl80*_ga*NjUyMzQ3MDA5LjE3MTA2OTM3NTk.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NjU4MDc3NTYkbzE2MDckZzEkdDE3NjU4MDg2MDUkajYwJGwwJGgw

FJB and Obama.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/15/why-obamas-people-want-you-to-call-his-library-a-center-instead-n2667786

Los Angeles has many surprises.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/14/just-another-day-in-la-woman-finds-creepy-surprise-in-trunk-of-her-waymo-in-viral-video-n2197130

New Jersey has surprises.    If it is above the high tide mark impound it like a DUI’s vehicle.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/15/us-news/new-jersey-residents-fed-up-with-ex-cons-beached-boat/

The Wisconsin Supremes side with Catholic charities.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/wi-supreme-court-catholic-charities-n2667911

MEDIA

It will take a giant reeducation of CBS monkeys to regain the trust of viewers.   

https://hotair.com/headlines/2025/12/14/cbs-staffers-attack-new-anchor-as-too-white-straight-male-and-pro-israel-n3809850

Does CNN promise bigger lies with a new subscription ??????

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2025/12/15/cnn-is-on-its-third-attempt-at-offering-a-premium-platform-and-few-people-have-even-noticed-n2197139

Don’t approve the sale—PERIOD.   Approval will mean more monopoly.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/12/17/jared-kushner-pulls-out-of-paramounts-hostile-bid-for-warner-bros-discovery/

*****

The Movie Editor:   Do we have some new Wokers, LL ?

The Not Me Cat:   We sure do.   My first one thinks the boss can’t fire employees.   She thinks Congress has the time or motivation to investigate crimes.   They couldn’t even expel Pigleosi for insider trading.    Their job isn’t to administer or carry out the law, that is the job of the President.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/08/justice-ketanji-brown-jackson-argues-presidents-shouldnt-fire-government-experts/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/09/ketanji-meltdown-no-kings-n2667586

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kc0wbg52kdbvenygcxzjqnk9.jpeg

Here is another unqualified judge who has another decision over ruled.    Go to retarded Minnesota.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/09/judge-indira-talwani-slapped-down-again-n2667588

A new movie is here.    Maybe AI should have produced it.

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/12/08/netflixs-new-movie-is-its-wokest-and-craziest-yet-n4946829

Sometimes finding a song is my hardest job, but not today.

Maybe she could go to Oregon and give abortions.

https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/

*****

Maybe the Pope could drive for Uber or do abortions.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-now-recommending-christians-pray-the-rosary-while-facing-mecca

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

Remember today that the Lord is God. He rules in heaven above and on the earth below. Think about that! There is no other God.