I hope this is a free-range chicken…..

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Always borrow money from a pessimist.
They won’t expect it back.
Oscar Wilde

THE SPHINX—RECORDS

MINNEAPOLIS CRIMINALS

This domestic terrorism is a result of Mayor Frey and Governor Walz not enforcing the law.   Let’s see how they fair in the 9 Billion fraud schemes.   

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/opinion/the-left-bears-full-blame-for-the-minneapolis-ice-shooting/

Trump explains about the Left-Democrats being a violent group.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/01/07/trump-comments-on-minneapolis-ice-shooting-n2197877

DHS Secretary explains how Ole Tim’s state is a disaster.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/08/dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-set-the-record-straight-on-the-ice-shooting-in-minneapolis-n2669073

More.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/07/woman-who-tried-to-run-over-ice-agent-in-minneapolis-has-been-identified-n2669055

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/07/the-reactions-to-the-driver-who-was-shot-and-killed-trying-to-ram-ice-agents-in-minneapolis-are-gold-n2669060

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2026/01/07/wife-of-slain-minneapolis-domestic-terrorist-allegedly-caught-on-tape-filming-incident-sobbing-afterward-n2197894

INTERNATIONAL

Iran News

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2026/01/07/reza-pahlavi-message-to-iranians-revolting-against-regime-n2669021

Plans for Venezuela 

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/07/watch-secstate-marco-rubio-outlines-venezuelas-new-recovery-roadmap-n2197861

NATIONAL

The Crockett woman is unhappy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/01/06/jasmine-crockett-responds-to-supreme-court-ruling-on-texas-redistricting-n2668956

Trump stops more HHS payments.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/05/us-news/trump-freezes-10b-in-funding-to-five-blue-states-for-child-care-social-services-over-fraud-fears/

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/trump-freezes-billions-in-child-care-funding-to-california/

Fraudster forced to forfeit purchases made with taxpayer stolen funds. 

https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/us-news/ringleader-of-250m-minnesota-welfare-fraud-scandal-ordered-by-judge-to-forfeit-porsche-and-luxury-goods/

Rubio explains to George Crapolototis that he needs to go work at the DNC.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/05/watch-marco-rubio-handle-former-clinton-operative-george-stephanopoulos-over-the-caracas-raid-n2668880

Poor Schumer, he is in the twilight of his career.   He wasn’t told because of leaking previous secret information.   Obama bombed more countries than any President since WW 2.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/01/04/schumer-scif-comment-about-venezuela-n2197754

Ole Walz continues to defend his fraudsters.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/04/report-minnesotas-somali-fraudsters-paid-for-rich-lifestyles-with-stolen-money/

Washington state also defends their fraudsters.

https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2026/01/04/massive-cover-up-underway-in-washington-state-to-stop-reporting-of-somalia-daycare-fraud-n4947899

OTHER

A gun could have saved her life.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/05/us-news/north-carolina-teacher-murdered-by-home-intruder-while-on-phone-to-911/

Boycott Hilton Hotels and Hampton Inns.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/05/hilton-hotels-dhs-n2668912

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/06/its-official-mn-hilton-which-was-nixing-ice-agent-reservations-has-been-nuked-from-hotel-chains-site-n2668981

Who will Gavin turn on next ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/05/california-to-cut-payments-for-ozempic-n2668873

*****

Mamdinky

Mamdinky does not have a security clearance.   

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/01/06/zohran-mamdani-admits-he-has-no-federal-security-clearance-after-claiming-he-was-briefed-on-maduro-capture/

New Yorkers voted for this.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/06/opinion/mamdanis-tenant-advocate-needs-to-be-evicted-from-her-job/

Mamdinky’s hires are cry babies.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/07/us-news/zohran-mamdanis-tenant-advocate-cea-weaver-breaks-down-crying-when-asked-about-hypocritical-gentrification-comments/

*****

The Certified Editor:    Is your article about the ancient phonograph records, LL ?

The Guinness Cat:    No, the old records had a nice run with technology improving every day.   I thought I had seen every way to write an article.

https://www.angelshorn.com/blogs/about-us/timeline-of-vinyl-records-history-1857-2022?srsltid=AfmBOopxPERXHISJwncbM9k_e1l8OPGt5BCWpR-HuEYR6kWkDqufMzWA

Flossie the cat just turned thirty ( 30 ) years old.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/30/lifestyle/flossie-the-worlds-oldest-cat-celebrates-milestone-birthday-defying-all-odds/

Here is the world’s oldest living mammal.

Here is the habitat of the world’s best creatures at avoiding danger, bankruptcy, indictments, and numerous law violations covered up over the years.

https://www.housebeautiful.com/design-inspiration/g3549/hillary-clinton-chappaqua-house/

https://nypost.com/2025/08/05/us-news/bill-and-hillary-clinton-former-ags-and-fbi-directors-subpoenaed-for-jeffrey-epstein-testimony/

A song for the 1990’s.

Send leftovers to Somalia or Minnesota.

https://theonion.com/bloated-nation-struggling-to-work-way-through-leftover-rijstevlaai/

https://www.twincities.com/page/4221/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23152211166&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuOHGwfHlkQMVMnN_AB32FCmoEAAYASAAEgJ9YPD_BwE

*****

What a thrill.

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-achieves-american-dream-of-working-hard-and-paying-taxes-for-50-years-to-fund-fraudulent-somalian-daycares

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Ice Halos by Moonlight and Sunlight
Image Credit & Copyright: Antonella Cicala

Explanation: Both Moon and Sun create beautiful ice halos in planet Earth’s sky. In fact, the two brightest celestial beacons are each surrounded by a complex of ice halos in these photos of the sky above Chamonix-Mont-Blanc in France. The panels were recorded one night (left) and the following day at the end of December 2025. Similar ice halos appear in moonlight and sunlight because they are all formed through the geometry of flat, hexagonal ice crystals. The ice crystals reflect and refract light as they flutter in the cold atmosphere above the mountain resort. In the pictures both Moon and Sun are surrounded by a more commonly seen 22 degree circular halo. Bright and sometimes colorful patches at the intersections of the 22 degree circular halos with the indicated parselenic and parhelic arcs are also known as Moon dogs and Sun dogs.

Tomorrow’s picture: opposite the Sun

Bible Verse

 God, you are my God. I want to be near to you. I need you to give me life, like a thirsty person in a dry desert. As a person needs water to live, that is how I need you.