Patriot Post Memes

The Fence Test

 

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
(He does not wonder for long…he just moves to a Tax-Funded Sanctuary Blue city/state and joins the Fraud Establishment.) 

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Like Don Lemon and his pathetic Band of Fools.)

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
(Along with the millions of Illegal Aliens who were welcomed into America by Biden to gain their illegal votes. I hear these invaders hate to be called ILLEGAL ALIENS, so I use it at every available opportunity.) -Sheila Tolley-

If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day.

If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at cops and takes two-weeks off for therapy.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended.”

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A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Honesty is a selfish virtue.
Yes I am honest enough.
Gertrude Stein

THE SPHINX—SOUTH DAKOTA

BREAKING NEWS

Walz and Frey want the shootings to take the attention off of their 9 Billion fraud.   This was a Border Patrol incident not ICE.    I guess the voters don’t care.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/01/24/reportedly-armed-suspect-shot-by-immigration-agents-in-minneapolis-n2670016

https://www.breitbart.com/border/2026/01/24/chaos-erupts-in-minneapolis-after-border-patrol-shooting-as-crowds-clash-with-federal-agents/

More attempted murderers are caught.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/01/24/police-arrest-five-in-connection-with-january-18-shooting-of-in-judge-wife/

Arizona voters are retarded to put up with Kris Mayes.   What taxpayer paid security does she have ?

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2026/01/24/arizonas-democrat-ag-kris-mayes-ice-officers-are-not-real-law-enforcement/

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Baby Trump, Joe, and Kamala read comments.

Japan and nuclear power.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/nuclear-reactor-owned-by-fukushima-plant-operator-tepco-suspends-hours-old-restart/

Bessent and Newsom

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2026/01/23/scott-bessent-blasts-newsom-again-at-davos-n2669963

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NATIONAL

Maybe they can get away from the thousands of pages budget bills.    No one checks the money spent—see Minnesota and California.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/22/minibus-passes-essential-agencies-now-funded-defense-health-and-education-n2198423

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2026/01/23/la-homeless-ngo-exec-arrested-charged-with-scamming-23-million-n2198449

The Pentagon sends extra lawyers to crime-fraud-Democrat infested Minnesota.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/pentagon-lawyers-minnesota/2026/01/22/id/1243153/

Trump takes aspirin.

https://nypost.com/2026/01/23/us-news/trump-blames-hand-bruise-at-davos-on-aspirin/

Is the FCC enforcing the law!!!

https://nypost.com/2026/01/21/media/fcc-cracking-down-on-liberal-talk-shows-not-giving-equal-airtime-to-gop-guests/

It was Obama.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/21/la-times-reported-that-ice-busted-into-homes-without-warrants-made-kids-cry-guess-who-was-president-n2669688

The Democrats/Progressives won’t change unless money is not available or they are in prison.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/josephchalfant/2026/01/20/why-did-tim-walz-and-jacob-frey-release-nearly-500-criminal-aliens-n2669795

Taking over churches is now okay for Democrats.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/01/21/church-invader-anti-ice-firebrand-rakes-in-1m-from-civil-rights-group-n2198361

Greenland.

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-republicans-greenland/2026/01/20/id/1242889/

BUDDIES

https://www.outkick.com/analysis/found-best-friend-dog-side-road

Hamas, politicians, and American students are buddies.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2026/01/21/students-for-justice-in-palestine-hamas-talking-points-n2669811

Maine Democrats are buddies with criminals.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2026/01/21/maine-democrats-just-put-a-target-on-the-back-of-ice-agents-n2198366

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The Big Land Editor:    Tell our loyal readers about South Dakota, LL ?

The Out West And Up Cat:   South Dakota has a lot of Native American history.   Here are some places to visit.   It is a beautiful rugged state.

https://globalgrasshopper.com/destinations/north-america/top-18-of-the-most-beautiful-places-to-visit-in-south-dakota/

State symbols.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_South_Dakota_state_symbols

State song.

This article was originally about the Democratic Party, but was changed to cancer because it polls higher to most Americans.

https://theonion.com/hospital-accused-of-faking-cancer-wing-for-attention/

https://www.capjournal.com/

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Finally.

https://babylonbee.com/news/five-year-old-brought-in-to-explain-difference-between-boys-and-girls-to-supreme-court

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

God will not punish anyone who believes in his Son. But if people refuse to believe in the Son, God has already decided that he must punish them. They have not believed in God’s one and only Son.