
Day: January 3, 2026
Today’s Funny
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
Graham Norton
THE SPHINX—MEMES

Maybe the dictators are being overthrown.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2026/01/02/what-the-hell-is-going-on-in-iran-n2668753
The College Footfall Playoff is down to 4 teams.
The Arc de Trump is replacing the Black Lives Matter graffiti on D.C. streets.
https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/31/coming-soon-dcs-new-arc-de-trump-n2197658
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MINNESOTA EARNS FIRST PAGE NEWS AGAIN
Some Federal Money is cut off-temporarily.
Deport them.
A repeat, Ole Tim needs to be in prison along with Ilhan. Why aren’t ‘The Squad’ members standing up for her ?
They need Vanna White to help them buy a consonant ( N ) for their sign.
Show me a successful state that is controlled by Democrats, but doesn’t use Federal Money for social programs. They are all MINNESOTA.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/29/wi-gb-press-gazette-best-pic-of-2025-n2668570
MEDIA
The MSM won’t report America First successes.
NATIONAL
We need nothing electronic made in China. Products send info back to the Motherland.
Indict the threat maker.
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The Meme Editor: What are our new surprises, LL ?
The Holiday Cat: I have some winners. The first is amazing, getting shot, killed, raped, or carjacked also has the unfortunate coincidence of being in certain parts of cities.
You can apply the same reasoning to being a Venezuelan drug smuggler.
Insight is where you find it.
https://tolleystopics.com/2025/05/12/kids-have-the-answers/
This is like Democrats seeing an American Flag.
The Biden FBI at work.
https://www.washingtontimes.com/
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It balances out the MSM.
https://genesiustimes.com/babylon-bee-changes-name-to-the-babylon-bibi-in-honor-of-their-boss/
Astronomy Picture of the Day

Full Moonlight
Image Credit & Copyright: Zhengjie Wu and Jeff Dai (TWAN)
Explanation: The Full Moon is the brightest lunar phase, and tonight you can stand in the light of the first Full Moon of 2026. In fact, the Moon’s full phase occurs on January 3 at 10:03 UTC, while only about 7 hours later planet Earth reaches its 2026 perihelion, the closest point in its elliptical orbit around the Sun, at 17:16 UTC. January’s Full Moon was also not far from its own perigee, or closest approach to planet Earth. For this lunation the Moon’s perigee was on January 1 at 21:44 UTC. You can also spot planet Jupiter, near its brightest for 2026 and close on the sky to the Full Moon tonight. But while you’re out skygazing don’t forget to look for rare, bright fireballs from the Quadrantid meteor shower.
Tomorrow’s picture: quasar x 4


