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On Being Bilingual

I knew being fluent in Cursive would  be rewarding for
me some day!

-Sheila Tolley-

Checks & Balances

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A man goes to get his check and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by $200.
He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet.
At the end of the following month when he opens the check, he sees that he’s been underpaid by $200.
Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. “Sir, I think you’ve made a mistake on my check.”
“And how do you figure that?” his employer asks.
“It seems I’ve been underpaid by $200.”
“So?”
“No disrespect Sir, but I want my money.”
“Last month I overpaid you by $200 and you didn’t complain so why now?”
“Well Sir, thing is I don’t mind if you make a mistake once…. but if it becomes a habit I have to say something.”

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Choose a job you love,
and you will never work a day in your life.
Confucius

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Bible Verse

1)  I love you, Lord. You make me strong.  2)  The Lord keeps me safe. He is my great rock and my strong place. God is my high rock. I run to him to hide and be safe.