THE SPHINX—WHO MAKES THESE THINGS UP

Trump’s speech.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2025/12/17/trump-address-americans-n2197236

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NATIONAL  NEWS

Brown University seems to be using the Epstein death plan on telling the truth.  

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/18/heres-where-another-shambolic-brown-university-shooting-presser-went-off-the-rails-n2668069

Day two for Dugan, what a scum.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/hannah-dugan-trial-day-two-n2667934

Susie has been in D.C. long enough to know to have her own camera crew on any interview with the enemy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/17/white-house-chief-of-staff-susie-wiles-felt-blindsided-by-vanity-fair-article-n2668019

Bongino resigns.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/12/17/dan-bongino-resigns-n2668071

Union teachers suck.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/16/opinion/teachers-union-pushes-neopronouns-but-claims-name-america-is-a-problem/

Swift gives her tour employees almost a 200 million bonus for their hard work.

https://pagesix.com/2025/12/13/entertainment/watch-taylor-swifts-eras-tour-crew-nearly-faint-as-singer-gifts-them-197m-in-bonuses/?_gl=1*1iypl80*_ga*NjUyMzQ3MDA5LjE3MTA2OTM3NTk.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NjU4MDc3NTYkbzE2MDckZzEkdDE3NjU4MDg2MDUkajYwJGwwJGgw

FJB and Obama.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/15/why-obamas-people-want-you-to-call-his-library-a-center-instead-n2667786

Los Angeles has many surprises.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/14/just-another-day-in-la-woman-finds-creepy-surprise-in-trunk-of-her-waymo-in-viral-video-n2197130

New Jersey has surprises.    If it is above the high tide mark impound it like a DUI’s vehicle.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/15/us-news/new-jersey-residents-fed-up-with-ex-cons-beached-boat/

The Wisconsin Supremes side with Catholic charities.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/wi-supreme-court-catholic-charities-n2667911

MEDIA

It will take a giant reeducation of CBS monkeys to regain the trust of viewers.   

https://hotair.com/headlines/2025/12/14/cbs-staffers-attack-new-anchor-as-too-white-straight-male-and-pro-israel-n3809850

Does CNN promise bigger lies with a new subscription ??????

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2025/12/15/cnn-is-on-its-third-attempt-at-offering-a-premium-platform-and-few-people-have-even-noticed-n2197139

Don’t approve the sale—PERIOD.   Approval will mean more monopoly.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/12/17/jared-kushner-pulls-out-of-paramounts-hostile-bid-for-warner-bros-discovery/

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The Movie Editor:   Do we have some new Wokers, LL ?

The Not Me Cat:   We sure do.   My first one thinks the boss can’t fire employees.   She thinks Congress has the time or motivation to investigate crimes.   They couldn’t even expel Pigleosi for insider trading.    Their job isn’t to administer or carry out the law, that is the job of the President.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/08/justice-ketanji-brown-jackson-argues-presidents-shouldnt-fire-government-experts/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/09/ketanji-meltdown-no-kings-n2667586

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kc0wbg52kdbvenygcxzjqnk9.jpeg

Here is another unqualified judge who has another decision over ruled.    Go to retarded Minnesota.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/09/judge-indira-talwani-slapped-down-again-n2667588

A new movie is here.    Maybe AI should have produced it.

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/12/08/netflixs-new-movie-is-its-wokest-and-craziest-yet-n4946829

Sometimes finding a song is my hardest job, but not today.

Maybe she could go to Oregon and give abortions.

https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/

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Maybe the Pope could drive for Uber or do abortions.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-now-recommending-christians-pray-the-rosary-while-facing-mecca

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

Remember today that the Lord is God. He rules in heaven above and on the earth below. Think about that! There is no other God.

Horseplay at its best!

Image result for a horse head and a horse butt

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons.
When his sons opened up the Will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses.
My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses.
My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other.
So, they decided to go to a farmer’s friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

The farmer’s friend read the Will patiently, after giving due thought, he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17. That increased the total to 18 horses.

Now, he divided the horses according to their father’s Will.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.
1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Now add up how many horses they have:

Eldest son……..9
Middle son…….6
Youngest son…2
TOTAL IS…….17.

Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer’s friend takes his horse back to his farm.

Problem Solved!

Moral of the story:

The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th horse i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the 18th horse the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

I do believe that My Hero & President, Donald J. Trump has always lived by the Moral of this story, shown above. It sure sounds like The Art Of The Deal to me. Read that Moral one more time, if you will. In our president’s mind, he has a huge corral…filled with 18th horses. What a great leader we have in President Trump! While the Democrats/ RINOS in America and all political parties in the other countries  of the world continue trying to divide 17 by 2, 3 & 9…President Trump is taking another 18th horse back into America’s huge corral,
which he created.
God Bless Donald Trump & God Bless America.

-Sheila Tolley-
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A Secret Agent…

A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a top secret package. “Go to this small town in Ireland, find our agent named O’Malley and say the following to him: ‘the shadows of the moon are getting dark.’ He’ll reply ‘but the sun will guarantee the light.’ When he says that, give him the package and head home.”

So the agent goes to the small Irish town but only sees a handful of shops and a farm. He walks up to the farmer and says “I’m looking for a man named O’Malley.”

The farmer replies “you need to be more specific than that. The bank manager is named O’Malley, the Butcher is O’Malley, the undertaker is O’Malley and for that matter, I’m O’Malley too.”

Hearing that he says to the farmer in a hushed voice “the shadows of the moon are getting dark.”

The farmer replies “oh you’re looking for O’Malley the spy. He lives in the next community west.”

Coincidence?

A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne”.

“What a coincidence” said the farmer, who added. “It is a special day for me…I’m celebrating”.

“It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating” said the woman.

“What a coincidence” said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked. “What are you celebrating”?

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant”.

“What a coincidence” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”

“This is awesome” said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster” the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said. “What a coincidence.”

 

An Old Farmer Steals The Tonight Show

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

I have a simple philosophy:
Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full.
Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

THE SPHINX—COLORS

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NATIONAL NEWS

COVER UP—Do I cat-smell a cover up ?????????

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/16/brown-university-was-asked-about-why-some-web-pages-are-being-scrubbed-the-answer-was-a-disaster-n2668003

Check out the cost of expanding the California Capitol Annex—over 1.1 BILLION taxpayer funded.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/16/wonder-will-never-cease-federal-judge-declines-to-block-trump-ballroom-construction-to-proceed-n2197203

The extension sux.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/16/new-speaker-johnson-nixes-vote-on-expiring-obamacare-subsidies-n2197182

Let’s hear Kelly say how he is above the law because he is a U.S. Senator.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/12/16/pentagon-reportedly-escalating-review-of-serious-allegations-against-mark-kelly-n2197170

Homan speaks up about Lunch Bucket Joe.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/12/15/its-all-crap-tom-homan-drops-mic-on-the-most-inhumane-president-n2197162

Sue MS NOW, see if you can top CBS’ 20 million for libel/slander.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/14/why-the-latest-story-from-the-epstein-files-could-give-trump-grounds-for-a-lawsuit-n2667852

Subpoena Hill and Bill.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/13/house-gop-to-clintons-appear-for-epstein-hearings-dec-17-or-face-contempt-of-congress-proceedings-n2197102

I’m tired of the talk about risk losing funding—make it so.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/13/newsoms-california-exposed-1-hub-for-illegal-cdl-licensing-safety-crisis-ignites-federal-fury/

The FBI prevents another bombing in Los Angeles.   Let’s just call the criminals Democrats.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2025/12/15/fbi-thwarts-anti-ice-pro-palestine-group-accused-of-planning-new-years-eve-bombings-in-los-angeles/

INTERNATIONAL

Another dead terrorist.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/13/retribution-idf-takes-out-top-hamas-weapons-chief-who-helped-plan-oct-7-savagery-n2197105

This is just as true in America.    There are about 100 million Muslim terrorist that you can’t appease.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/12/15/australian-lawmaker-again-warns-against-open-border-mass-immigration-after-bondi-terror-attack/

Aussie police shoot the wrong person.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/australian-cops-shot-bondi-beach-hero-n2667954

https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2025/12/16/australian-prime-minister-has-finally-figured-out-what-motivated-bondi-beach-terrorists-n2197165

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/15/ignored-warnings-australian-government-now-blamed-for-beach-massacre-n2197152

Thanks Nancy, Schumer, and Tampon Tim ( the stolen valor Governor ).

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/14/worst-of-the-worst-400-criminal-aliens-busted-in-minnesota-walzs-sanctuary-policies-blamed/

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The Colorful Editor:     Tell our loyal readers about colors, LL.

The Whiter Shade Of Pale Cat:   That is a tough one.   Our expert will take that request, along with Wikipedia and (AI).

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=what+causes+colors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color

Colors are hard to describe.   This guy breaks down the colors in light, much the same as water droplets break down sunlight to make a rainbow.

Pantone announces its color of the year as ‘Cloud Dancer’.   It is an off-white color so it is naturally RACIST.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/us-news/woke-white-women-melt-down-over-pantones-racist-color-of-the-year/

Since Hillary lost the election everything involving color is racist.    The media even changes their reports to lie about black criminals.   This is a recent example.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbtwrr17csgwqyyz9yx7wxtd.jpeg

Maybe the MSM can issue color charts to help identify newsworthy people.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbra1ywcbgcnzhmy1791d28z.jpeg

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Here is a Black Native American.

https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Don’t get caught in any kind of loop.   You might end up like Tim Walz in Minnesota,  too many Somalis and the feds investigating where a BILLION smackaroos went.

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-wives-caught-in-endless-thank-you-card-loop

https://www.breitbart.com/

Bible Verse

Remember that the Lord God sees what everyone does. He takes care of people who do what is right. When they pray, he listens to them. But the Lord God turns against people who do evil things.

A Bunch Of BULL…

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”

Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”

Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

Second Bull: “I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

First Bull: “Son, don’t be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”

Third Bull: “Hell, he can have all my cows. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”