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Things we learn from old age

There is no senior discount for reading this!!!

Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that, at my age, I don’t really give a rat’s ass anymore.

If walking is good for your health, the mailman would be immortal.

A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.

A rabbit runs, and hops, and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn’t run, and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don’t think so.

Now that I’m older, here’s what I’ve discovered:

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?

It was a whole lot easier to get older, than it was to get wiser.

Some days, you’re the top dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

It is hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

The world only beats a path to your door when you’re in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he’d have put them on my knees.

When I’m finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

It is not hard to meet expenses . . . They’re everywhere.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth..

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter, I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m “hereafter”.

Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.

Have I sent this message to you before…or did I get it from you?

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Chuckles….

 

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Hey Sonny…An astronomical event recorded on a clay tablet found in 1948 among the ruins of the ancient city of Ugarit, in what is now Syria, was identified 20 years ago as a description of a total solar eclipse that occurred on 3 May 1375 BC. I wonder if that Clay Tablet Writer said to himself:
“I knew it, Climate Change is an Existential Threat. It could destroy my clay tablets, so I will start drawing pictures on the cave walls.”

I wonder if Noah said to his wife:
“Honey, I am going to be busy for the next 25 to 75 years building a Big Boat. Climate Change is an Existential Threat and we are going to have a big rain storm!”
-Sheila Tolley-

 

Shouldn’t these two crooks be in an internment camp in Haiti after the billions they stole from them? There should be plenty of vacant cells since so many Haitians have been released from their jails in order to RSVP to Biden’s America Invasion Party.
-Sheila Tolley-

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Where is my country?

GROWING OLD IN A COUNTRY YOU NO LONGER RECOGNIZE…


Those of us from the Baby Boom generation or before, now in our 70s and 80s, no longer recognize the nation in which we grew up. We are strangers in a land that gets stranger by the day. We believed in the American dream. We worked hard, paid our taxes and obeyed the law —even laws we thought were idiotic. We married and had children. We struggled to raise families. Some of us went to war, like our fathers and grandfathers before us. We thought that when we grew old, there would be more for us – more than alienation.

Most of us don’t recognize Biden’s America. Patriotism has become passe. Our military is led by men who are social workers and politically correct hacks. They can’t fight, but they’re great at getting soldiers to use preferred pronouns and combating imaginary racism in the ranks.

Giant corporations have replaced individual enterprise, which – in many cases – has been taxed and regulated out of existence. Government bureaucrats and corporate executives are like the pigs and men at the end of Orwell’s Animal Farm. We look in vain for a Ronald Reagan, a Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt. Instead, we find corrupt clowns like wizened Nancy Pelosi, Commissar Ocasio-Cortez (the Cuban pinup girl selling socialist snake oil) and our president – a cranky septuagenarian slipping noisily into senility.

If we’re white, we’re told that we are responsible for every problem that plagues people of color. That’s right, we’re to blame for the roughly 70% of Negro children born out of wedlock (we forced their parents to behave irresponsibly), just as cops are to blame for the deaths of thugs who threaten their lives. Savages who burn down cities are hailed as heroes and celebrated as warriors for social justice. Mayors take down statues of Washington and Columbus while funding murals of George Floyd. If you’re white, you’re also responsible for slavery, segregation, the Wounded Knee massacre, and Japanese Americans interned during World War II. Evil people tell us that Racism is in our blood. Remember, throughout the course of human history, racism has never existed anywhere but here in USA.  By “despoiling the earth,” we’re also responsible for climate change. If we end up paying $7-a-gallon for gas – well, it’s our own fault.

Forget racial minorities. Now, we’re told that there are “sexual minorities” — that people who used to be considered odd are in fact oppressed. And that a man who thinks he’s a woman in fact is a woman – and is entitled to use the ladies’ room with our granddaughters. And if we refuse to accept this bizarre fantasy, we are hateful!

What passes for entertainment is sickening – all blood and gore, sadistic killers, aliens who pop out of people’s stomachs and monsters in various guises. We search in vain for contemporary movies with characters we can admire or at least care about. So, we retreat to cinema of the 40s and 50s, avoiding modern Hollywood.

On top of living in a country that’s unrecognizable, we can’t even afford to live here anymore. You need a second mortgage to buy a steak. A hamburger and fries at McDonald’s are a gourmet feast. Filling up the tank is agonizing. Inflation is at a 40-year high and accelerating, and over-paid politicians tell us it’s because government isn’t spending enough.

Our parents could retire at 65, in the mortgage-free home they bought in their 30s. We’re still working at 75. Retirement is a distant dream. We’re working in order to provide benefits for illegal aliens, addicts, and loons who camp out and defecate on the streets and steal from the corner store at will.

Many of us are the grandchildren of immigrants, a fact of which we are proud. Our people helped to build this country. But we witness with unalloyed horror the tide flowing across our southern border unimpeded. The middle class view them as criminals, gang members and mooches. The Democrat party sees them as voters. We can’t defend our own borders, but are expected to defend borders in distant lands.

This used to be an English-speaking country. Now it’s ballots in 20 languages, court interpreters, and press one for Spanish. Our feeble president (who’s been sucking on the federal teat for half-a-century) is unable to perform his Constitutional duties, but has successfully waged war on domestic energy production. We went from energy independence to beggars with a gas can in a matter of months. This corpse-that-walks says climate change is the biggest threat to our national security – along with transphobia. Washington sputters about Putin’s war on Ukraine, but imports 670,000 barrels of Russian oil a month. While Biden lets pipelines rust and our oil, coal, and natural gas remain in the ground, Biden pleads with the Saudis to pump more – and is thinking about imports from the Marxists of Venezuela and the jihadists of Iran, both Russian allies. Apparently, oil from anywhere outside the U.S. doesn’t pollute. Office holders for life treat us like mentally-challenged children. They snicker at those who pay their exorbitant salaries. So, we limp along into old age, too proud to go on the dole and too stubborn to just give up.

Besides, surrender now would be a betrayal of the America that once was. Hard times create strong people. Strong people create easy times. Easy times create weak people. Weak people create hard times.

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The Democrat Hand of PROPAGANDA!
-Sheila Tolley-

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