SHYSTER

A “shyster” is a derogatory term for a person who is dishonest, deceitful, and unscrupulous. The term is often used to describe someone who is willing to do unethical or even illegal things for personal gain. A shyster is a person who is professionally unscrupulous, especially in the practice of law or politics. 
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Dear President Trump:
No matter what Joe said, you were always my favorite president. Do you like Blow Art? By the way, I know stuff.
Best Regards….Hunter
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MADAM SECRETARY, WE THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
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Well Bill….I guess those 54% who are embarrassed by America are also too stupid to know any  Problem Solving Techniques. May I assist them, please?  There are 195 countries in this big world. Remove our great USA as an option, they still have 194 choices. Air, Land or Sea…Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Boats…JUST PLEASE GO! The  American Patriots are really tired of being embarrassed by you cry babies and trouble makers.
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P.S. These 54% young and embarrassed democrats, who I hope choose to leave my wonderful USA…should probably not choose Canada or Greenland as their New Land of Utopia. These two are most likely still on President Trump’s Shopping List and I would hate for these embarrassed young’ uns to have to move twice.

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I’d bet that A.G.Sulzberger has one of those compact fire extinguishers in his desk drawer and a chair covered in Kevlar for the many ‘Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire’ moments that he brings upon himself.
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Is that Kamala? If so….this is just another lie.
SHE HAS NO FRIENDS.
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It must be really intimidating for a former Director of the FBI to be correctly labeled as a “Dirty Cop” by our Fabulous POTUS.
Even more intimidating to grow to the impressive height of 6’8″ and find out that you are still not ABOVE THE LAW!
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The strolls on the beach are  so much more entertaining nowadays…
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You were BORN TO RUN in 1975….that was 50 years ago. Slow down Bruce, you are an old man now. Don’t worry about the public fall, your idol Joe Biden also fell on the stage. I mean DAMN, he fell upstairs, downstairs and off a bicycle. You should just stay in England. They seem to like you there.
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WOW! It seems that old Hillary is never going to get over having to return that China and Silverware that she stole from the White House. She is so vindictive. Remember when she called the Republicans a Basket of Deplorables? Two days later, Amazon’s best seller was red T-shirts that displayed this message:
WE NEED A BIGGER BASKET!
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I don’t understand, why don’t these 7 scarlet activists just go home and stop using fossil fuels? We will bring fossil fuel back to Toronto if we decide that Canada is going to be a future state of our USA.
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As all who read Tolley’s Topics know, my ON MY SOAPBOX articles are not usually on the serious side. This one may appear to be…but read on, my friend.

I watch Carl Higby on Newsmax. Last week he closed his show with a quick comment about the earth sinking. After he signed off I decided to Google that subject. The following information in black text came straight from The God Of Google. The other text is my logical and/or illogical insertions.

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The Earth isn’t literally sinking like the entire planet is floating on something and is falling down. However, land subsidence, or the gradual sinking of the Earth’s surface, is a real phenomenon occurring in many parts of the world, including cities and coastal areas. This sinking is  often caused by factors like groundwater extraction, mining, and the weight of urban infrastructure.

I am personally not concerned AT ALL about the earth sinking. It appears to me that The God Of Google is much smarter than the Democrat Representative from Georgia. Henry Calvin Johnson, Jr. has held his position as Representative for TEN TERMS. Listen to this short video, watch as Admiral Robert Willard manages to keep a straight face as he answers Hank Johnson’s ignorant concern. Nope…the sinking of the earth has never crossed my mind. I am more concerned about the Stupidity of DeKalb county radiating across Georgia.   

 

What is Land Subsidence?

Land subsidence is the sinking or settling of the Earth’s surface. It can occur over small areas or large regions. It’s a slow process, but it can have significant impacts on infrastructure and the environment.

I believe subsidence is indeed, a very slow process. In fact, I believe it actually began when God “Made It Rain” to  cut a path for Noah and his Ark. I would like to Thank God and Subsidence at this very moment for our Beautiful Grand Canyon, Stone Mountain and other remarkable, naturally created landmarks.

What causes Land Subsidence?

Groundwater Extraction:  Pumping large amounts of groundwater for agriculture, industry, and cities can lead to the compaction of subsurface materials, causing the ground to sink. 

Mining: Underground mining operations can also cause subsidence, especially in areas with unstable ground. 

Weight of Urban Infrastructure: The weight of buildings and other structures in cities can put pressure on the ground, leading to sinking. 

What are some examples of Sinking Cities?

New York City:* While not sinking as a whole, some areas of New York City are experiencing subsidence, partly due to  the weight of buildings. 

Venice, Italy: Venice is famous for its sinking due to a combination of factors, including subsidence, rising sea levels, and the impact of tourism. 

 Each of us should do things that will make other believers happy. We should help them to trust God more strongly.

 

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 Come now! Let us bend down to worship him! Let us bend our knees in front of the Lord. He is the one who made us.

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’…
and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

The first couple to

be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska      

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness:
28% (now get this…)   The percentage of  North America that is wilderness: 38%    

The cost of raising  a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$16,400

The average number of people airborne over the U.S. In any given hour:
61,000

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

The first novel ever  written on a typewriter:
Tom Sawyer.

The San Francisco cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades – King David    
Hearts – Charlemagne    
Clubs – Alexander, The Great    
Diamonds – Julius Caesar      

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.  If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died  of natural causes.

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John Hancock  and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.

Q. Half of all  Americans live within 50 miles of what?      
A. Their birthplace 

Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?    
A. Obsession      

Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you  would find the letter ‘A’?    
A. One Thousand      

Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?    
A. All were invented by women.

Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?    
A. Honey      

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.  When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase…’Goodnight , sleep tight’. 

It was the accepted  practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with  all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because  their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when  customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.’ It’s where we get  the phrase ‘mind your P’s and Q’s’.

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or  handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. ‘Wet your whistle’  is the phrase inspired by this practice.

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

Don’t delete this paragraph below just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN THE COMPUTER AGE when..

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of  three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first  20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic  and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

AND FINALLY NOW, YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.