An Old Man…

…a very short human interest story I thought you might enjoy.
-Sheila Tolley-

CHURCH HUMOR

Stolen Car

 

Image result for 1956 chevy convertible

The proud owner of a magnificent 1956 Chevrolet convertible, wrote to say he had restored the car to perfection over the last few years, and sent this…
 
On a very warm summer afternoon he decided to take his car to town.  It needed gas, as the gauge was practically on empty, but he wanted ice cream, so he headed first to his favorite ice cream shop.
 
He had trouble finding a parking space and had to park the car down a side street.   He noticed a group of young guys standing around smoking cigarettes and eyeing my car rather covetously.   He was a bit uneasy leaving it there, but people often take interest in such an old and well-preserved car, so he went off to enjoy his ice cream.

The line at the ice cream shop was long and it took him quite a while to return to his car.  When he did, his worst fears were realized… his car was gone.

He called the police and reported the theft and then went back and bought a quart of pistachio ice cream.  About ten minutes later the police called him to say they had found the car abandoned near a gas station a few miles out of town.

It was unharmed and he was relieved.  It seems just before he called, the police had received a call from a young woman who was an employee at a self-service gas station.  She told them that three young men had driven in with this beautiful old convertible.  One of them came to the window and prepaid for 20 dollars worth of gas.

Then all three of them walked around the car.  Then they all got in the car and drove off, without filling the tank.

The question is, why would anybody steal a car, pay for gas that they never pumped and then abandon the car later and walk away?

They couldn’t find where to put the gas!

Old age is not for sissies!

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

 

You cannot control the behavior of others, but you can always choose how you respond to it.
Roy T Bennett

THE SPHINX—PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARIES

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Some people can’t be civil when their party loses.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/30/heres-what-happened-when-pam-bondi-found-out-a-doj-staffer-flipped-off-a-national-guardsman-n2662558

Some are a danger.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/29/dhs-secretary-noem-fires-two-dozen-it-leaders-and-staff-for-failing-to-give-a-rip-about-security-n2193399

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GOOD NEWS.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/29/houth-regime-leadership-demolished-in-single-masterful-israeli-attack-n2193372

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I believe nothing the Democrats-Wokes-BLM-Progressives-Hamas supporting people or the MSM say or print.  They support cold bloodied killers.   Make the politicians do without taxpayer paid security.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/08/27/watch-jesse-watters-destroy-the-media-narrative-about-the-minneapolis-shooting-n4943103

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Antifa is a violent bunch of criminals who joined with BLM in 2020 to protest the death of George Floyd.  They were supported by sanctuary mayors, governors, and the MSM.   Remember the mostly peaceful protest?

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/513902-cnn-ridiculed-for-fiery-but-mostly-peaceful-caption-with-video-of-burning/

https://nypost.com/2025/08/27/us-news/worse-than-antifa-inside-the-new-breed-of-extreme-activists/

Like most violent people left unchecked they get more violent—that’s their job.   I see it every day in sanctuary/woke cities.

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Do it, there are 3 or 4 lawyers in D.C. who aren’t employed by Democrats.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/bias-abc-nbc/2025/08/25/id/1223787/

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Penn Station’s rebirth will be on Trump time.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/27/us-news/nycs-penn-station-will-be-rebuilt-on-trump-time-as-speedy-schedule-revealed-for-7b-project/

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These state’s governors don’t care about you.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2025/08/26/duffy-crackdown-on-states-for-failing-to-comply-with-english-language-proficiency-standards-for-truckers-n2662353

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Sandwich Man in D.C. has been charged with a misdemeanor assault.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2025/08/29/sandwich-guy-update-misdemeanor-assault-n2662505

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POLITICS

Ashli gets her military funeral.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2025/08/28/air-force-reverses-this-biden-administration-decision-on-ashli-babbitt-n2662455

She sounds helpless, she is the f’ing Governor.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/26/gov-kathy-hochul-blames-judges-for-crime-n2662369

Pritzker is a worm.    Illinois voters should be happy.

https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2025/08/26/tds-riddled-pritzker-extends-student-financial-aid-to-illegal-aliens-and-illinois-parents-are-ticked-off-n2193232

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/08/28/donald-trump-responds-accordingly-to-jb-pritzker-n2193325

This judge is a worm.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/26/federal-judge-threatens-to-hold-kari-lake-in-contempt-over-voice-of-america-n2662360

Rural hospitals get more money.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/08/26/rfk-jr-touts-big-beautiful-bills-massive-funding-boost-for-rural-hospitals/

OTHER

The Chinese in America shouldn’t be allowed to work in sensitive areas—PERIOD.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/27/chinese-doc-caught-at-airport-with-vital-cancer-research-n2193271

More lax leadership.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/us-news/sen-joni-ernst-wants-audit-of-feds-cashing-in-on-fraudulent-unemployment-benefits-after-five-took-more-than-400k/

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The Architecture Editor:   Are you knowledgeable about what pleases the eye in buildings, LL ?

The Egypt Cat:   I sure am. First thing, let me get this Obama monstrosity out of the way. Land was taken away from a public park to build this POS.   Chicago politicians wanted it.   It isn’t even a Presidential Library, the papers and posts are on-line.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/19/us-news/chicago-residents-blast-monstrosity-obama-presidential-center-as-displacement-fears-grow/

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/19/locals-are-outraged-at-the-big-ugly-obama-presidential-center-n2192974

It looks like a bombed out building in Ukraine.   Here are some photos of Carter’s Library & Museum.

https://www.cartercenter.org/news/photos/tcc_lake.html

The Ronald Reagan Library & Museum.

https://www.reaganlibrary.gov/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=ronald+reagan+library#lpg=cid:CgIgAQ%3D%3D,ik:CAoSF0NJSE0wb2dLRUlDQWdJQ3UyNGl2MFFF

The Bill Clinton Library & Museum.

https://www.clintonlibrary.gov/

https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?phrase=william+j+clinton+presidential+library

When the Library first opened, there was a rumor in Little Rock that when a certain room light was on at night, Clinton was in town and received female visitors.    Bill and Hill exited the fast lane.

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That’s a pretty baby.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-babies-are-smarter-than-liberals

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Wait until all English women have to wear the Black Burka and peek thru a 2 inch mesh opening.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-sadiq-khan-bans-assault-bacon-in-london-declares-city-safe-for-muslims/

https://redstate.com/

Bible Verse

A Humorous Assortment…Enjoy

I wonder how much alcohol consumption decreased when school started back after the Great Covid Scam.
-MST-

PATRIOT POST MEMES

 

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

 

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery

THE SPHINX—TOUGH OR HARD

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Minneapolis shooter.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2025/08/28/report-attacker-who-opened-fire-during-catholic-school-mass-said-he-was-tired-of-being-trans/

Shooter’s mother.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/29/minneapolis-shooters-mother-is-not-cooperating-with-police-n2662502

A creep.  Are the doxxers paid ?

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/08/28/dc-area-awfl-who-doxxed-jd-vance-is-now-targeting-pam-bondi-n2193347

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Today’s POWER Ball is $950 million.

https://mapi.galottery.com/en-us/games/draw-games/powerball.html?utm_source=paidgoogle&utm_medium=paidgooglet&utm_campaign=_DSA_URL&utm_content=draw-games&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=18704534774&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8pzA0_-tjwMVJy3UAR29pwpQEAAYASAAEgLpJfD_BwE

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Ford recalls some trucks.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/business/ford-recalls-500k-vehicles-over-brake-fluid-leak-that-could-increase-risk-of-crash/

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More improvements.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/08/28/infamous-cdc-official-resigns-immediately-shows-he-should-have-been-fired-long-ago-n2193315

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Maybe they will realize that new politicians will mean new law enforcement.

https://redstate.com/chase-jennings/2025/08/28/chicago-residents-cry-out-for-what-trump-gave-washington-dcsafety-n2193318

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Many Federal Judges need to be impeached.   They are Democratic butt-buddies.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/26/supreme-court-issues-scathing-warning-to-lower-courts-n2662354

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FbEe9Txo6I

Will Lisa confess ?   Lisa, Letitia, and Swalwell get sweet financial deals–who else ?

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2025/08/27/bessent-on-fed-governor-lisa-cooks-alleged-mortgage-fraud-we-havent-heard-her-say-i-didnt-do-it/

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/08/29/3-strikes-and-youre-outpulte-files-another-criminal-referral-against-fed-reserve-governor-lisa-cook-n2193357

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FUNNY.   Pritzker is a Presidential candidate, his name has been mentioned 5 times.   Make America like his and Johnson’s Chicago.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/08/25/cameraman-wins-the-day-during-live-shot-of-jb-pritzkers-anti-trump-presser-n2193218

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Another Democratic billions of dollars scam.  

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/25/howard-lutnick-forces-illegal-biden-created-non-profit-to-cough-up-74-billion-of-your-money-n2193215

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Gavin is attacking Democratic Run cities in Red States.   He has mousse on the brain.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/25/when-you-recognize-it-youll-see-how-gavin-newsom-obliterated-his-own-attacks-on-red-states-n2662294

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FUN 

I bet this would be a fun place to own.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/21/real-estate/could-dame-jillian-sacklers-prized-nyc-home-list-for-sale/

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TRAVEL

Southwest Airlines will charge plus-sized customers for an extra seat.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/25/fantastic-southwest-to-make-plus-sized-passengers-pay-for-additional-seat-n2193212

POLITICS

Is gambling contributing to violent sports fans ?

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2025/08/27/fan-threatens-to-murder-red-sox-pitchers-dog-after-loss-to-yankees/

Lock her up !!!

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/26/brennan-lawyer-set-up-read-room-for-russia-docs-n2417918

Jeffries is a perpetual-forever black victim.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/26/us-news/hakeem-jeffries-ripped-for-noting-lisa-cooks-race-while-slamming-trump/

Atlanta has Democratic rat problems.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/08/27/fulton-county-the-gift-that-keeps-on-givingjudge-orders-commission-to-pay-daily-fine-for-defying-order-n2193307

Fox is changing their Second Amendment support.  Let’s review everything they report to see if it harms any readers.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/28/very-disappointing-fox-news-pushed-gun-control-yesterday-during-their-minneapolis-shooting-coverage-n2662449

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The I Don’t Know Editor:   What is your article about, LL ?

The Mineral Cat:  Is it better to be tough or hard ?   Rocks and minerals seem to be nature’s winner.

https://www.geologyin.com/2024/10/the-hardest-rock-in-world.html

It turns out that rocks and minerals are a lot like people.   Some are tough, some aren’t.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-assassination-attempt-image-photo-fight-5ede33e665f2af78de737084b37adcf9

Khufu Pyramid.

https://smarthistory.org/pyramid-of-khufu/

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Elephants have been writing Supreme Court decisions.

https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/

https://mainemineralmuseum.org/

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The Jews probably started the Ukraine war.

https://babylonbee.com/news/problems-in-the-middle-east-blamed-on-the-03-of-it-that-isnt-an-islamic-dictatorship

https://www.breitbart.com/