A Humorous Assortment…Enjoy

I wonder how much alcohol consumption decreased when school started back after the Great Covid Scam.
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PATRIOT POST MEMES

 

 

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

 

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Paul Valery

THE SPHINX—TOUGH OR HARD

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Minneapolis shooter.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2025/08/28/report-attacker-who-opened-fire-during-catholic-school-mass-said-he-was-tired-of-being-trans/

Shooter’s mother.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/29/minneapolis-shooters-mother-is-not-cooperating-with-police-n2662502

A creep.  Are the doxxers paid ?

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/08/28/dc-area-awfl-who-doxxed-jd-vance-is-now-targeting-pam-bondi-n2193347

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Today’s POWER Ball is $950 million.

https://mapi.galottery.com/en-us/games/draw-games/powerball.html?utm_source=paidgoogle&utm_medium=paidgooglet&utm_campaign=_DSA_URL&utm_content=draw-games&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=18704534774&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8pzA0_-tjwMVJy3UAR29pwpQEAAYASAAEgLpJfD_BwE

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Ford recalls some trucks.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/28/business/ford-recalls-500k-vehicles-over-brake-fluid-leak-that-could-increase-risk-of-crash/

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More improvements.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/08/28/infamous-cdc-official-resigns-immediately-shows-he-should-have-been-fired-long-ago-n2193315

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Maybe they will realize that new politicians will mean new law enforcement.

https://redstate.com/chase-jennings/2025/08/28/chicago-residents-cry-out-for-what-trump-gave-washington-dcsafety-n2193318

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Many Federal Judges need to be impeached.   They are Democratic butt-buddies.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/26/supreme-court-issues-scathing-warning-to-lower-courts-n2662354

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FbEe9Txo6I

Will Lisa confess ?   Lisa, Letitia, and Swalwell get sweet financial deals–who else ?

https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2025/08/27/bessent-on-fed-governor-lisa-cooks-alleged-mortgage-fraud-we-havent-heard-her-say-i-didnt-do-it/

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/08/29/3-strikes-and-youre-outpulte-files-another-criminal-referral-against-fed-reserve-governor-lisa-cook-n2193357

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FUNNY.   Pritzker is a Presidential candidate, his name has been mentioned 5 times.   Make America like his and Johnson’s Chicago.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/08/25/cameraman-wins-the-day-during-live-shot-of-jb-pritzkers-anti-trump-presser-n2193218

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Another Democratic billions of dollars scam.  

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/25/howard-lutnick-forces-illegal-biden-created-non-profit-to-cough-up-74-billion-of-your-money-n2193215

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Gavin is attacking Democratic Run cities in Red States.   He has mousse on the brain.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/25/when-you-recognize-it-youll-see-how-gavin-newsom-obliterated-his-own-attacks-on-red-states-n2662294

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FUN 

I bet this would be a fun place to own.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/21/real-estate/could-dame-jillian-sacklers-prized-nyc-home-list-for-sale/

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TRAVEL

Southwest Airlines will charge plus-sized customers for an extra seat.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/25/fantastic-southwest-to-make-plus-sized-passengers-pay-for-additional-seat-n2193212

POLITICS

Is gambling contributing to violent sports fans ?

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2025/08/27/fan-threatens-to-murder-red-sox-pitchers-dog-after-loss-to-yankees/

Lock her up !!!

https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/08/26/brennan-lawyer-set-up-read-room-for-russia-docs-n2417918

Jeffries is a perpetual-forever black victim.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/26/us-news/hakeem-jeffries-ripped-for-noting-lisa-cooks-race-while-slamming-trump/

Atlanta has Democratic rat problems.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/08/27/fulton-county-the-gift-that-keeps-on-givingjudge-orders-commission-to-pay-daily-fine-for-defying-order-n2193307

Fox is changing their Second Amendment support.  Let’s review everything they report to see if it harms any readers.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/28/very-disappointing-fox-news-pushed-gun-control-yesterday-during-their-minneapolis-shooting-coverage-n2662449

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The I Don’t Know Editor:   What is your article about, LL ?

The Mineral Cat:  Is it better to be tough or hard ?   Rocks and minerals seem to be nature’s winner.

https://www.geologyin.com/2024/10/the-hardest-rock-in-world.html

It turns out that rocks and minerals are a lot like people.   Some are tough, some aren’t.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-assassination-attempt-image-photo-fight-5ede33e665f2af78de737084b37adcf9

Khufu Pyramid.

https://smarthistory.org/pyramid-of-khufu/

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Elephants have been writing Supreme Court decisions.

https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/

https://mainemineralmuseum.org/

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The Jews probably started the Ukraine war.

https://babylonbee.com/news/problems-in-the-middle-east-blamed-on-the-03-of-it-that-isnt-an-islamic-dictatorship

https://www.breitbart.com/