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A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
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When I think of Quick Wit, I think of Winston Churchill….

Winston Churchill topped a poll of history’s funniest insults.

A member of Parliament, Bessie Braddock, said, “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk.”

Churchill replied, “My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”

 

Little Johnny And His Train Set

Little Johnny was playing with his train set on the living room floor. “ALL ABOARD Dumb Asses!” he shouted. “Get your asses on the train now and sit down. Keep your hands to yourself and don’t act like groping perverts.

“JOHNNY!” exclaimed his mother. “We DO NOT talk like that in the house, or anywhere young man!” “You sit in the chair for an hour to think about your terrible language”.

After an hour, Johnny was allowed to return to the playset, where he politely said “Ladies and gentlemen, please board carefully, kindly take your seats, and have a wonderful day!”

“Oh, and if any of you wonder why the train has been delayed for an hour, see the bitch in the kitchen”.

THE SPHINX—NAILS

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ANOTHER ASSASSINATION PLOT AGAINST TRUMP IS PREVENTED.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2025/08/18/pirro-announced-a-woman-was-traveling-from-new-york-to-washington-dc-to-assassnate-president-trump-n2662010

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Zelensky wore a black suit.   I thought he was Johnny Cash.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/08/18/zelensky-shows-up-to-white-house-looking-very-different-than-last-time-and-trump-lets-him-know-n2192947

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Sis-boom-bah.

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2025/08/18/vikings-male-cheerleader-strikes-back-at-critics-after-backlash/

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Comcast separates MSNBC from NBC.   NBC will still broadcast enough lies for both.

https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2025/08/18/nolte-death-blow-humiliated-msnbc-forced-rebrand-ms-now/

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Hochul is as slimy as Hillary.

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/08/17/dem-governor-literally-pardoned-a-convicted-killer-to-protect-him-from-deportation-n4942789

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Do the dems want nuclear war ???

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/16/angry-democrats-rage-against-trump-for-trying-to-end-a-war-n2661935

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Either regulate these monopolies or break them up.   It is called pedophilia.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2025/08/15/internal-documents-show-meta-allowed-ai-chatbots-to-have-romantic-discussions-with-children/

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Paid protesters pay rises by 400 percent under Trump.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/15/demand-for-paid-protesters-skyrockets-by-400-percent-under-trump-n2661874

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Who is the ‘fake ghetto hood rat’ ?   It is the rich kid from Missouri—the Crockett woman.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/08/15/watch-conservative-commentator-crashes-jasmine-crocketts-town-hall-and-absolute-chaos-ensues-n2192839

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Another view on life.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/08/14/sharon-stone-defends-middle-american-values-i-wouldnt-have-survived-be-a-working-mom-who-raised-three-wonderful-men-without-them/

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POLITICS

Blame the Ukraine war on Obama, Hillary, DNC, and the media.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/16/whether-you-like-it-or-not-what-putin-said-about-trump-and-ukraine-was-true-n2661924

Black politicians have failed their voters.

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2025/08/15/the-era-of-defining-deviancy-down-is-over-n4942725

Wait for a court ruling.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/15/big-beautiful-self-defense-win-trump-streamlines-dc-concealed-carry-permitting-n2192849

He was in a hurry.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/17/us-news/michigan-city-councilman-caught-on-camera-stuffing-election-drop-box-with-absentee-ballots-days-before-primary/

Thanks all of you Democrats, I’m tired of writing their names.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/18/us-news/moped-riding-perp-shot-dead-after-pulling-gun-on-nypd-cop-during-robbery-was-an-illegal-migrant-involved-in-three-other-thefts/

Very good.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/08/18/thousands-of-student-visas-revoked-n2661988

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The Carpenter Editor:   Are you building a rat trap, LL?

The Egyptian Cat:   No.   I noticed an article about fingernails, and it reminded me of ancient Egypt.   Females have been decorating their nails forever.   The Democrat papers have recession in everything.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/03/lifestyle/recession-nails-hack-saves-money-on-manicures-without-giving-them-up-entirely/

If you can name it, humans have tried to make it bigger, longer, or prettier.   Here is one Chinese article.

https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1009319

More from Egypt and the Mideast.

https://sofitmynails.com/history-of-nail-care-from-queen-nefertiti-to-nail-art-of-today/

Just more.

https://www.palafoxiabeauty.com/post/the-colorful-history-of-nail-polish-from-ancient-palaces-to-space

Nails have been painted, glued, and dyed every color imaginable.

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These felines have long colorful nails.

https://theonion.com/the-onion-cultural-standard-real-housewives-of-atlanta/

https://www.ekathimerini.com/

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Bible Misconceptions.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-common-misconceptions-about-the-bible-corrected

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