Advice From Mother

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A daughter asks her mother, “What are character qualities that I should look for in a marriage partner? You know, for someone that I will be spending my future with.”

The mother replied, ”Go ask your father, he did better than I did.”

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Today, I will only talk with animals….

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch, but do count your coffee refills and toilet paper.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—TATTOOS

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A Phoenix dust storm.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2025/08/28/pardon-our-dust-phoenix-sky-harbor-passenger-gets-video-of-a-haboob-storm-rolling-in-like-godzilla-n2193302

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Take all guns away from security guards providing protection for politicians and rich people. 

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/08/28/demcrat-responses-to-minnesota-trans-shooter-are-the-most-evil-and-depraved-ive-ever-seen-n2193312

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Rubio could replace a late night Democrat TV person.

https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/08/26/watch-marco-rubio-has-cabinet-meeting-in-stitches-over-his-comment-about-labor-day-n2193247

Try this criminal’s actions as a misdemeanor–no indictment is needed.

https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2025/08/27/grand-jury-nullification-in-dc-hoagie-hitter-escapes-indictment-n3806214

These were indicted.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/27/medical-workers-interfered-with-ice-now-face-federal-charges-n2193288

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Joe and the Democrats are good commies.  Indict the ones autopen didn’t pardon.

https://nypost.com/2025/08/27/us-news/10-fbi-whistleblowers-who-warned-of-political-weaponization-and-faced-retaliation-from-biden-admin-reach-settlements-with-doj/

Mousse Man and California Democrats are thieves.   They make the rules and won’t be indicted.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2025/08/26/where-are-the-750-millions-tiny-homes-newsom-promised-n2662381

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WONDERFUL, TELEVISE HER TRIAL.   She is an arrogant beach.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/08/26/denied-federal-judge-refuses-to-drop-charges-against-milwaukee-judge-who-thwarted-ice-n2193248

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A COMMON LANGUAGE UNITES A COUNTRY, CITY, OR GROUP.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/25/trump-administration-puts-assimilation-over-feelings-in-new-education-guidance-n2193191

The real stats are coming soon.   Shouldn’t Mayor Bowser be defending her work?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2025/08/25/miller-details-how-dc-was-cooking-to-books-on-crime-data-n2662322

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Population increases are not automatically a good thing.  If you want more natural born citizens give parents a tax break—no income tax for 18 years.   Tax the billionaires more.

https://townhall.com/columnists/valeriehuber/2025/08/24/what-every-american-woman-needs-to-know-before-30-n2662135

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POLITICS

She is a Democratic-Woke Judge.   Maybe she will move to Uganda.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/24/one-supreme-court-justice-has-nosedived-into-irrelevance-can-you-guess-who-n2193174

If Egypt had not let Hamas take war material thru tunnels on their border for 15 years, Gaza might be a peaceful Palestinian State today.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2025/08/25/egyptian-army-reinforces-its-eastern-border-ahead-of-israels-gaza-city-takeover-n3806125

Melania doesn’t care.

https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/08/26/melania-trump-sends-liberals-into-a-full-blown-meltdown-with-proposed-magazine-cover-n2193225

ENERGY

We will see.   What about the radioactive waste ?

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/24/google-is-betting-big-on-next-generation-nuclear-power-n2193168

OTHER

Does America have too many sex toys ?

https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2025/08/25/watch-nfl-hit-by-dildo-throwing-craze-crypto-group-claims-responsibility/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/08/26/we-have-green-things-being-thrown-at-pga-golf-tournaments-now-n2662337

The VOA is an arm of the Democrat Party.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/08/26/federal-judge-threatens-to-hold-kari-lake-in-contempt-over-voice-of-america-n2662360

Any culture that permits bullfighting is a sad culture.  They weaken the bulls neck muscles so it can’t fight back.  

https://www.lcanimal.org/index.php/campaigns/animals-in-entertainment/bullfighting

https://nypost.com/2025/08/26/world-news/portuguese-bullfighter-gored-to-death-after-taunting-animal/

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The Tattoo Editor:   Do you know much about tattoos, LL ?

The Tattoo Expert Cat:   I know a lot.   Humans starting creating tattoos, making ear lobes the size of pancakes, and sticking bones in their nose in ancient times.

https://www.painfulpleasures.com/community/help-center/tattoo-information/history-body-modification/?srsltid=AfmBOooUyhuM2HkfAMVuCdp_Mrx99takD3n4mT5xaZRGc1eXDMi4Z2cA

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2113247-kangaroo-bone-nose-piercing-is-oldest-bone-jewellery-ever-found/

Early American tattoos.  I used TIME previously–around 2008.

https://time.com/4645964/tattoo-history/

This writer doesn’t think much of tattoos.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2025/08/17/tattoo-you-n2192901

Some people think Calico Cats are tattooed.

https://cats.com/calico-cats

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We can’t wait.

https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-details-writing-new-album-with-travis-kelce-watching-family-guy-in-background/

https://www.theolympian.com/

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Does this sound familiar ?

https://babylonbee.com/news/metropolis-sues-superman-for-reducing-crime

https://townhall.com/

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