For three days after death,
hair and fingernails continue to grow
but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson

THE SPHINX—WHO MAKES THESE THINGS UP

December 19, 2025December 18, 2025 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Trump’s speech.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2025/12/17/trump-address-americans-n2197236

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NATIONAL NEWS

Brown University seems to be using the Epstein death plan on telling the truth.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/18/heres-where-another-shambolic-brown-university-shooting-presser-went-off-the-rails-n2668069

Day two for Dugan, what a scum.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/hannah-dugan-trial-day-two-n2667934

Susie has been in D.C. long enough to know to have her own camera crew on any interview with the enemy.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/17/white-house-chief-of-staff-susie-wiles-felt-blindsided-by-vanity-fair-article-n2668019

Bongino resigns.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/12/17/dan-bongino-resigns-n2668071

Union teachers suck.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/16/opinion/teachers-union-pushes-neopronouns-but-claims-name-america-is-a-problem/

Swift gives her tour employees almost a 200 million bonus for their hard work.

https://pagesix.com/2025/12/13/entertainment/watch-taylor-swifts-eras-tour-crew-nearly-faint-as-singer-gifts-them-197m-in-bonuses/?_gl=1*1iypl80*_ga*NjUyMzQ3MDA5LjE3MTA2OTM3NTk.*_ga_0DZ7LHF5PZ*czE3NjU4MDc3NTYkbzE2MDckZzEkdDE3NjU4MDg2MDUkajYwJGwwJGgw

FJB and Obama.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/15/why-obamas-people-want-you-to-call-his-library-a-center-instead-n2667786

Los Angeles has many surprises.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/14/just-another-day-in-la-woman-finds-creepy-surprise-in-trunk-of-her-waymo-in-viral-video-n2197130

New Jersey has surprises. If it is above the high tide mark impound it like a DUI’s vehicle.

https://nypost.com/2025/11/15/us-news/new-jersey-residents-fed-up-with-ex-cons-beached-boat/

The Wisconsin Supremes side with Catholic charities.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/wi-supreme-court-catholic-charities-n2667911

MEDIA

It will take a giant reeducation of CBS monkeys to regain the trust of viewers.

https://hotair.com/headlines/2025/12/14/cbs-staffers-attack-new-anchor-as-too-white-straight-male-and-pro-israel-n3809850

Does CNN promise bigger lies with a new subscription ??????

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2025/12/15/cnn-is-on-its-third-attempt-at-offering-a-premium-platform-and-few-people-have-even-noticed-n2197139

Don’t approve the sale—PERIOD. Approval will mean more monopoly.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2025/12/17/jared-kushner-pulls-out-of-paramounts-hostile-bid-for-warner-bros-discovery/

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The Movie Editor: Do we have some new Wokers, LL ?

The Not Me Cat: We sure do. My first one thinks the boss can’t fire employees. She thinks Congress has the time or motivation to investigate crimes. They couldn’t even expel Pigleosi for insider trading. Their job isn’t to administer or carry out the law, that is the job of the President.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/08/justice-ketanji-brown-jackson-argues-presidents-shouldnt-fire-government-experts/

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/09/ketanji-meltdown-no-kings-n2667586

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kc0wbg52kdbvenygcxzjqnk9.jpeg

Here is another unqualified judge who has another decision over ruled. Go to retarded Minnesota.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/09/judge-indira-talwani-slapped-down-again-n2667588

A new movie is here. Maybe AI should have produced it.

https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/12/08/netflixs-new-movie-is-its-wokest-and-craziest-yet-n4946829

Sometimes finding a song is my hardest job, but not today.

Maybe she could go to Oregon and give abortions.

https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/

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Maybe the Pope could drive for Uber or do abortions.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-now-recommending-christians-pray-the-rosary-while-facing-mecca

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

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Long Shadows of the Montes Caucasus
Image Credit & Copyright: Guy Bardon

Explanation: When the Moon is at its first quarter phase, the Sun rises along the Montes Caucasus as seen from the lunar surface. The lunar mountain range casts the magnificent, spire-like shadows in this telescopic view from planet Earth, looking along the lunar terminator or the boundary between lunar night and day. Named for Earth’s own Caucasus Mountains, the rugged lunar Montes Caucasus peaks, up to 6 kilometers high, are located between the smooth Mare Imbrium to the west and Mare Serenitatis to the east. Still mostly in shadow in this first quarter lunarscape, at the left (west) impact craters reflect the light of the rising Sun along their outer, eastern crater walls.

Tomorrow’s picture: the Sun’s tattoo

Bible Verse

December 19, 2025December 19, 2025 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

Remember today that the Lord is God. He rules in heaven above and on the earth below. Think about that! There is no other God.

Horseplay at its best!

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Image result for a horse head and a horse butt

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons.
When his sons opened up the Will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses.
My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses.
My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other.
So, they decided to go to a farmer’s friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

The farmer’s friend read the Will patiently, after giving due thought, he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17. That increased the total to 18 horses.

Now, he divided the horses according to their father’s Will.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.
1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Now add up how many horses they have:

Eldest son……..9
Middle son…….6
Youngest son…2
TOTAL IS…….17.

Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer’s friend takes his horse back to his farm.

Problem Solved!

Moral of the story:

The attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th horse i.e. the common ground. Once a person is able to find the 18th horse the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times. However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!

I do believe that My Hero & President, Donald J. Trump has always lived by the Moral of this story, shown above. It sure sounds like The Art Of The Deal to me. Read that Moral one more time, if you will. In our president’s mind, he has a huge corral…filled with 18th horses. What a great leader we have in President Trump! While the Democrats/ RINOS in America and all political parties in the other countries of the world continue trying to divide 17 by 2, 3 & 9…President Trump is taking another 18th horse back into America’s huge corral,
which he created.
God Bless Donald Trump & God Bless America.
-Sheila Tolley-
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A Secret Agent…

December 18, 2025December 18, 2025 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a top secret package. “Go to this small town in Ireland, find our agent named O’Malley and say the following to him: ‘the shadows of the moon are getting dark.’ He’ll reply ‘but the sun will guarantee the light.’ When he says that, give him the package and head home.”

So the agent goes to the small Irish town but only sees a handful of shops and a farm. He walks up to the farmer and says “I’m looking for a man named O’Malley.”

The farmer replies “you need to be more specific than that. The bank manager is named O’Malley, the Butcher is O’Malley, the undertaker is O’Malley and for that matter, I’m O’Malley too.”

Hearing that he says to the farmer in a hushed voice “the shadows of the moon are getting dark.”

The farmer replies “oh you’re looking for O’Malley the spy. He lives in the next community west.”

Coincidence?

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Remember today that the Lord is God. He rules in heaven above and on the earth below. Think about that! There is no other God.

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A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the Will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses. My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses. My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other. So, they decided to go to a farmer’s friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

The farmer’s friend read the Will patiently, after giving due thought, he brought one of his own horses over and added it to the 17. That increased the total to 18 horses.

Now, he divided the horses according to their father’s Will.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses. 1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses. 1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Now add up how many horses they have:

Eldest son……..9 Middle son…….6 Youngest son…2 TOTAL IS…….17.

Now this leaves one horse over, so the farmer’s friend takes his horse back to his farm.

Problem Solved!

Moral of the story:

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So the agent goes to the small Irish town but only sees a handful of shops and a farm. He walks up to the farmer and says “I’m looking for a man named O’Malley.”

The farmer replies “you need to be more specific than that. The bank manager is named O’Malley, the Butcher is O’Malley, the undertaker is O’Malley and for that matter, I’m O’Malley too.”

Hearing that he says to the farmer in a hushed voice “the shadows of the moon are getting dark.”

The farmer replies “oh you’re looking for O’Malley the spy. He lives in the next community west.”

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A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne”.

“What a coincidence” said the farmer, who added. “It is a special day for me…I’m celebrating”.

“It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating” said the woman.

“What a coincidence” said the farmer.

While they toasted, the man asked. “What are you celebrating”?

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant”.

“What a coincidence” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”

“This is awesome” said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster” the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said. “What a coincidence.”

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For three days after death,
hair and fingernails continue to grow
but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson

A farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons.
When his sons opened up the Will it read:

My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total horses.
My middle son should be given 1/3rd (one-third) of the total horses.
My youngest son should be given 1/9th (one-ninth) of the total horses.

As it’s impossible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the three sons started to fight with each other.
So, they decided to go to a farmer’s friend who they considered quite smart, to see if he could work it out for them.

Half of 18 = 9. So he gave the eldest son 9 horses.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave the middle son 6 horses.
1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave the youngest son 2 horses.

Eldest son……..9
Middle son…….6
Youngest son…2
TOTAL IS…….17.