A Bit of Levity – Sorry about the puns!🤪

December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPad’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

• When chemists die, they barium.

• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

• Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Velcro: what a rip off!

• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

Patriot Post Memes

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

December 9, 2025December 5, 2025 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

You can’t pour from an empty cup.
Take care of yourself first…
and fill it with coffee before anyone talks to you.
Anonymous

THE SPHINX—MEMES

December 9, 2025December 5, 2025 tolleystopicsLeave a comment

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The Interesting Editor: What is up, LL ?

The More Memes Cat: I have memes from 2025. The first is two Bidens or Pelosis.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GgU9BC2a0AA-xMx?format=jpg&name=900×900

Joe gives a citizenship medal for a hair sniff.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/18285.jpg

Will Fauci lose his autopen pardon ?

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/19388.jpg

Twenty Democrat run cities.

https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/19369.jpg

Vote in 2026.

https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/04/consequences-1052×615.jpg

A receipt from God.

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AOC would make a good President …………………………………………..of Angola.

https://genesiustimes.com/aoc-demands-they-change-black-friday-next-year-to-friday-of-color/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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A ‘Jail Bird’.

https://babylonbee.com/news/turkey-pardoned-by-biden-administration-4-times-commits-violent-turkey-murder

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

December 9, 2025December 9, 2025 kenmitchell92Leave a comment

The Heart of the Soul Nebula
Image Credit & Copyright: Nicola Bugin

Explanation: This cosmic close-up looks deep inside the Soul Nebula. The dark and brooding dust clouds outlined by bright ridges of glowing gas are cataloged as IC 1871. About 25 light-years across, the telescopic field of view spans only a small part of the much larger Heart and Soul nebulae. At an estimated distance of 6,500 light-years, the star-forming complex lies within the Perseus spiral arm of the Milky Way, seen in planet Earth’s skies toward the constellation of the Queen of Aethiopia (Cassiopeia). An example of triggered star formation, the dense star-forming clouds of IC 1871 are themselves sculpted by the intense winds and radiation of the region’s massive young stars. This color image adopts a palette made popular in Hubble images of star-forming regions.

Tomorrow’s picture: open space

Bible Verse

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Day: December 9, 2025

A Bit of Levity – Sorry about the puns!🤪

• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPad’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

• When chemists die, they barium.

• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

• Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Velcro: what a rip off!

• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

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Patriot Post Memes

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

You can’t pour from an empty cup.
Take care of yourself first…
and fill it with coffee before anyone talks to you.
Anonymous

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Bible Verse

Do not speak any evil words. Do not tell lies to deceive people.

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• Venison for dinner again? Oh, deer!

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPad’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

• When chemists die, they barium.

• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words

• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. • I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

• Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

• Broken pencils are pointless.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Velcro: what a rip off!

• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

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• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

• I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

You can’t pour from an empty cup.
Take care of yourself first…
and fill it with coffee before anyone talks to you.
Anonymous