(I could have titled this Horses Hindquarter or Horses Rump…..but you would not have clicked on it….so just enjoy a laugh!)
-Sheila Tolley-
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said: “Well yeah, if that’s what they are — I never heard of circle flies.”
So the farmer says, “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
The trooper says, “Oh,” and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, “Hey … wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse’s ass?”
The farmer says, “Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”
The trooper says, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and goes back to writing the ticket.
STIR TOGETHER APPRECIATION, CONFIDENCE,ANTICIPATION, RESPECT,LOVE FOR GOD AND AMERICA AND A HUGE BUNDLE OF ENERGY…IT WILL LOOK LIKE THIS!
FULL SCREEN IT FOR A LARGER SERVING AND SEND IT ALONG TO YOUR FRIENDS!! GET UP AND DANCE AGAIN, AMERICA.
BECAUSE, NOW WE ARE COOKING WITH GAS!! -SHEILA TOLLEY-
If people do bad things to you, do not do anything bad to them in return. If people insult you, do not insult them in return. Instead, pray that God will bless those people. That is what God wants you to do. Then you will receive the gift of God’s blessing.
