I found these in my old Covid files. I seem to have forgotten…In which prison is Anthony Fauci serving time?
-Sheila Tolley-
After watching how some people wore their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I donāt like because the remote fell on the floor.
For those of you that donāt want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male versionā¦.it doesnāt listen to anything.
I just got a present labeled, āFrom Mom and Dadā, and I know darn well Dad has no idea whatās inside.
Now that Covid has everyone washing their hands correctlyā¦next weekā¦Turn Signals.
Someone said, āNothing rhymes with orange.āĀ I said, āNo, it doesnāt.ā
The pessimist complains about the wind.Ā The optimist expects it to change.Ā The realist adjusts his sails.
Thereās a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.Ā Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
I have many hidden talents.Ā I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making.Ā Itās true.Ā I went for a run this morning and decided Iām never going again.




