Day: December 18, 2025
A Secret Agent…
A secret agent is sent to Ireland to deliver a top secret package. 
“Go to this small town in Ireland, find our agent named O’Malley and say the following to him: ‘the shadows of the moon are getting dark.’ He’ll reply ‘but the sun will guarantee the light.’ When he says that, give him the package and head home.”
So the agent goes to the small Irish town but only sees a handful of shops and a farm. He walks up to the farmer and says “I’m looking for a man named O’Malley.”
The farmer replies “you need to be more specific than that. The bank manager is named O’Malley, the Butcher is O’Malley, the undertaker is O’Malley and for that matter, I’m O’Malley too.”
Hearing that he says to the farmer in a hushed voice “the shadows of the moon are getting dark.”
The farmer replies “oh you’re looking for O’Malley the spy. He lives in the next community west.”
Coincidence?
A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne”.
“What a coincidence” said the farmer, who added. “It is a special day for me…I’m celebrating”.
“It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating” said the woman.
“What a coincidence” said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked. “What are you celebrating”?
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant”.
“What a coincidence” said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”
“This is awesome” said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”
“I used a different rooster” the farmer said.
The woman smiled and said. “What a coincidence.”
An Old Farmer Steals The Tonight Show
Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom
I have a simple philosophy:
Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full.
Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
THE SPHINX—COLORS
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NATIONAL NEWS
COVER UP—Do I cat-smell a cover up ?????????
Check out the cost of expanding the California Capitol Annex—over 1.1 BILLION taxpayer funded.
The extension sux.
Let’s hear Kelly say how he is above the law because he is a U.S. Senator.
Homan speaks up about Lunch Bucket Joe.
Sue MS NOW, see if you can top CBS’ 20 million for libel/slander.
Subpoena Hill and Bill.
I’m tired of the talk about risk losing funding—make it so.
The FBI prevents another bombing in Los Angeles. Let’s just call the criminals Democrats.
INTERNATIONAL
Another dead terrorist.
This is just as true in America. There are about 100 million Muslim terrorist that you can’t appease.
Aussie police shoot the wrong person.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/16/australian-cops-shot-bondi-beach-hero-n2667954
Thanks Nancy, Schumer, and Tampon Tim ( the stolen valor Governor ).
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The Colorful Editor: Tell our loyal readers about colors, LL.
The Whiter Shade Of Pale Cat: That is a tough one. Our expert will take that request, along with Wikipedia and (AI).
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=what+causes+colors
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color
Colors are hard to describe. This guy breaks down the colors in light, much the same as water droplets break down sunlight to make a rainbow.
Pantone announces its color of the year as ‘Cloud Dancer’. It is an off-white color so it is naturally RACIST.
Since Hillary lost the election everything involving color is racist. The media even changes their reports to lie about black criminals. This is a recent example.
https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbtwrr17csgwqyyz9yx7wxtd.jpeg
Maybe the MSM can issue color charts to help identify newsworthy people.
https://tolleystopics.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/01kbra1ywcbgcnzhmy1791d28z.jpeg
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Here is a Black Native American.
https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
https://www.timesofisrael.com/
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Don’t get caught in any kind of loop. You might end up like Tim Walz in Minnesota, too many Somalis and the feds investigating where a BILLION smackaroos went.
https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-wives-caught-in-endless-thank-you-card-loop
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Jupiter and the Meteors from Gemini
Image Credit & Copyright: David Cruz
Explanation: Jupiter, the Solar System’s ruling gas giant, is the brightest celestial beacon at the center of this composite night skyscape. The scene was constructed by selecting the 40 exposures containing meteors from about 500 exposures made on the nights of December 13 and 14, near peak activity for this year’s annual Geminid meteor shower. With each selected exposure registered in the night sky above Alentejo, Portugal, planet Earth, it does look like the meteors are streaming away from Jupiter. But the apparent radiant of the Geminid meteors is actually closer to bright star Castor, in the shower’s eponymous constellation Gemini. In this frame that’s just a little above and left of the Solar System’s most massive planet. Still, the parent body of Geminid meteors is known to be rocky, near-Earth asteroid 3200 Phaethon. And the orbit of Phaethon itself is influenced by the gravitational attraction exerted by massive Jupiter, in concert with planets of the inner Solar System.
Tomorrow’s picture: cathedrals on the moon
