You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…That’s what it’s all about! Just kidding….
Actually, Goofy Gavin heard his Call To Prayer from the mosque a few miles away and realized that he had forgotten his prayer rug. So he is assuming his Aerial Rug-Free Muslim Prayer Pose.
Old Bernie is taking a nap while in the middle of a Covid Flashback. 
-Sheila Tolley-
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UN-REDACT the faces of  The Golden Girls. I miss their show. They deserve to be a part of Trump’s Golden Era.
-Sheila Tolley-

 Trump’s PETE makes me feel  SAFE & PROUD to be an
American Republican.
 Biden’s PETE had to go on maternity leave because his husband said so.
-Sheila Tolley-
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Ilhan is ‘licking her chops’….she will have enough money now to divorce her brother.
-Sheila Tolley-

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly, it’s rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s later than you think. It’s Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa position yourself near them and don’t budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They’re like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you’re never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don’t like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert, Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it’s loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don’t feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven’t been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ” ” WOO HOO what a ride!”

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

The reason I talk to myself is because
I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin

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Ban her from ever working for any government in the future.   Let her go to Gaza.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/12/hannah-dugan-trial-begins-monday-n2667793

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Rob and Michele Reiner were found dead at their home.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/14/actor-director-rob-reiner-and-wife-michele-singer-reiner-dead-n2667884

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/15/the-lapd-presser-on-the-deaths-of-rob-reiner-and-wife-michele-singer-was-a-total-disaster-n2667886

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NATIONAL INTERESTS

Is this true ?

https://uknip.co.uk/news/uk/breaking/barack-obama-spotted-leaving-uk-mega-mansion-amid-indictment-rumours/

Vote the crooks out of office.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/11/san-francisco-neighborhood-private-security-n2667720

Do away with the Blue Rule.   Send the nominee to the Senate floor for discussion.

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/trump-john-thune-senate/2025/12/11/id/1237921/

AOC is a good public servant.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/11/report-aocs-campaign-dumps-tens-of-thousands-into-luxury-hotels-and-bad-bunny-venue-rental-in-puerto-rico/

Some states need a spanking.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/12/13/justice-department-now-suing-four-states-over-voter-data-denial-n2197092

TECHNOLOGY

Is  NanoPhone in your future ?

https://nypost.com/2025/12/11/shopping/grab-the-tiny-but-mighty-nanophone-for-just-90-while-you-can/

Some people have mental issues, look at Congress.   This guy should stay off social media sites.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/13/us-news/whistleblower-steve-friend-fired-from-fbi-after-veiled-threat-to-director-kash-patel/

CNN updates their cameras.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G75Ji38WgAAXmm5?format=jpg&name=small

HEALTH

Try some if anxiety is a problem.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/12/health/scientists-find-key-brain-nutrient-from-everyday-foods-lacking-in-people-with-anxiety/

INTERNATIONAL

Another viewpoint on Australia terrorist shooting.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/14/world-news/bondi-beach-terror-survivor-describes-how-cops-froze-during-20-minute-shooting-rampage/

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The Champ Editor:   Will you be covering The Olympics, LL ?

The Zoom Cat:   I won’t be there in catperson unless one of the climate do-gooders gives me a lift in their private Gulfstream G650.   One jet shoots out more toxic stuff than Mexico City.   Here is some history from Wikipedia, the Olympic sites ask if I am happy for them to use cookies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympic_symbols

Italy needs to sell some tickets.

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/47221223/nearly-half-tickets-milan-cortina-olympics-unsold

The Demoncrats could fly in some vetted fans.

Taylor University could drop in.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/06/sports/taylor-university-fans-storm-basketball-court-as-part-of-iconic-silent-night-christmas-tradition/

The last I heard men must compete against men in The Olympics.

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What a deal !!!!

https://genesiustimes.com/for-sale-totally-legitimate-high-speed-offshore-fishing-vessel-175000-obo/

https://timesofsandiego.com/

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Tim is the man.

https://babylonbee.com/news/special-needs-people-demand-nation-stop-comparing-them-to-tim-walz

https://hotair.com/

 I will go away but I will give you a gift of peace. It is mine to give and yours to keep. It is not like a gift that this world gives. Do not let yourselves be sad. Do not be afraid.