I found these in my old Covid files. I seem to have forgotten…In which prison is Anthony Fauci serving time?
-Sheila Tolley-

After watching how some people wore their masks, I understand why contraception fails.

Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything.

I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.

Now that Covid has everyone washing their hands correctly…next week…Turn Signals.

Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.”  I said, “No, it doesn’t.”

The pessimist complains about the wind.  The optimist expects it to change.  The realist adjusts his sails.

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.  Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.

I have many hidden talents.  I just wish I could remember where I hid them.

My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.

Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making.  It’s true.  I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.