I found these in my old Covid files. I seem to have forgotten…In which prison is Anthony Fauci serving time?
-Sheila Tolley-
After watching how some people wore their masks, I understand why contraception fails.
Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I donât like because the remote fell on the floor.
For those of you that donât want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male versionâŚ.it doesnât listen to anything.
I just got a present labeled, âFrom Mom and Dadâ, and I know darn well Dad has no idea whatâs inside.
Now that Covid has everyone washing their hands correctlyâŚnext weekâŚTurn Signals.
Someone said, âNothing rhymes with orange.â I said, âNo, it doesnât.â
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts his sails.
Thereâs a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. Itâs true. I went for a run this morning and decided Iâm never going again.
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