That Squirrel…

Here it comes…Another Saturday Night

 

Murphy’s Other Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well . Night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Smiles….

Unusual Pictures For Today

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Don’t bite off more than you can chew.
(Unless you are trying to avoid small talk, then keep your mouth full.)
Anonymous

 

Very Heart Warming…Makes My Heart Smile

THE SPHINX—MORE HISTORY

INTERNATIONAL

Trump uses air strikes against ISIS in Nigeria.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2025/12/25/breaking-trump-announces-deadly-strike-vs-isis-terrorist-scum-in-nigeria-n2197487

NATIONAL

Now America has foreign citizens telling the President who gets security clearances.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/12/24/judge-blocks-stripping-of-security-clearance-n2668455

If you recall, The Supremes said Texas couldn’t stop the illegals, even though Joe refused to close the border.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/12/23/supreme-court-hands-trump-white-house-brutal-defeat-on-national-guard-deployments-n2668407

The janitor’s warnings were ignored, and I guess the cameras weren’t working.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/22/us-news/brown-u-janitor-says-he-warned-security-about-suspicious-gunman-ahead-of-shootings/

I’m just a cat, but the era of the battleship is over.   Drones are the future.

https://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2025/12/22/trump-announces-u-s-building-worlds-largest-battleships-for-golden-fleet/

California weather.

https://www.breitbart.com/news/more-stormy-weather-ahead-for-southern-california-state-of-emergency-declared/

SPORTS

They never learn.

https://nypost.com/2025/12/22/sports/dk-metcalf-suspended-by-nfl-for-taking-swing-at-lions-fan/

https://x.com/spotrac/status/2003232609443463644

OTHER

I will be cat-glad when Gretchen is gone.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/12/24/federal-judge-rules-that-michigan-cannot-disrupt-international-line-5-pipeline-n2668447

Kill him in six years like Tim McVeigh.

https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/12/24/doj-hits-accused-guard-shooter-with-federal-murder-charge-jeanine-pirro-says-opens-door-to-execution-n2197462

More 60 Minutes drama.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/12/24/reaction-to-bari-weiss-decision-is-unhinged-n2197466

It is Merry Christmas!!!!!

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/12/25/watch-the-final-word-in-the-merry-christmas-versus-happy-holidays-debate-n2197490

*****

The Past Editor:    What is today’s history, LL ?

The Once Was Cat:    With all the lies about things that happen today, I’m not sure much of history is true.

These are proven entertainment and military members.

https://tolleystopics.com/2024/09/01/a-few-reasons-why-we-may-be-feeling-old/

The top 25 film scores.

https://www.studiobinder.com/blog/what-is-a-film-score-definition/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years_of_Film_Scores

Memories are who you are.

https://synap.ac/blog/top-10-surprising-memory-facts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8TflIIfuhs

*****

This corrects some misconceptions about The Pyramids.

https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/

https://www.tehrantimes.com/

*****

The Introvert Samaritan.

https://babylonbee.com/news/introvert-samaritan-crosses-to-other-side-of-street-to-avoid-small-talk-with-man-left-for-dead

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Apollo 17’s Moonship
Image Credit: Apollo 17, NASA, (Image Reprocessing: Andy Saunders)

Explanation: Awkward and angular looking, Apollo 17’s lunar module Challenger was designed for flight in the near vacuum of space. Digitally enhanced and reprocessed, this picture taken from Apollo 17’s command module America shows Challenger’s ascent stage in lunar orbit. Small reaction control thrusters are at the sides of the moonship with the bell of the ascent rocket engine underneath. The hatch that allowed access to the lunar surface is seen at the front, with a round radar antenna at the top. Mission commander Gene Cernan is clearly visible through the triangular window. This spaceship performed gracefully, landing on the Moon and returning the Apollo astronauts to the orbiting command module in December of 1972. So where is Challenger now? While its descent stage remains at the Apollo 17 landing site in the Taurus-Littrow valley, the ascent stage pictured was intentionally crashed nearby after being jettisoned from the command module prior to the astronauts’ return to planet Earth.

Tomorrow’s picture: It’s full of stars!

Bible Verse

The good news explains how God accepts people as right with himself. He does this when they believe in Christ. It is only because of their faith. Nothing else. This is what was written in the Bible long ago: ‘Everyone that God accepts as right will live, because they trust him.’