Little Johnny was playing with his train set on the living room floor. “ALL ABOARD Dumb Asses!” he shouted. “Get your asses on the train now and sit down. Keep your hands to yourself and don’t act like groping perverts.

“JOHNNY!” exclaimed his mother. “We DO NOT talk like that in the house, or anywhere young man!” “You sit in the chair for an hour to think about your terrible language”.

After an hour, Johnny was allowed to return to the playset, where he politely said “Ladies and gentlemen, please board carefully, kindly take your seats, and have a wonderful day!”

“Oh, and if any of you wonder why the train has been delayed for an hour, see the bitch in the kitchen”.