Monday Morning Meme Madness

https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2025/09/29/monday-morning-meme-madness-n2419376

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time.
Zig Ziglar

Good Stuff

Creative Thinking: An elderly man, harassed by the taunts of the neighborhood children, devised a scheme. He offered to pay them a dollar each if they would return on Tuesday and yell their insults again.

The children did so eagerly and received the money. Then he told them he would only pay them twenty-five cents on Wednesday. When they returned, insulted him again and collected their quarters, he informed them that Thursday’s rate would only be a penny. “Forget it,” they said—and never taunted him again.

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

An open mind collects more riches than an open purse.

You can make more friends in a month by being interested in them than in ten years by trying to get them interested in you.

THE SPHINX—SUNFLOWERS

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A Michigan church is shot up, killing at least one.

https://www.breitbart.com/2nd-amendment/2025/09/28/police-40-year-old-man-drove-into-michigan-church-opened-fire-was-shot-dead-by-police/

NYC Mayor drops out of race.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/09/28/big-eric-adams-drops-out-of-nyc-mayoral-race-n2194492

More college ball.

https://redstate.com/bradslager/2025/09/28/college-football-highlights-from-week-5-and-the-new-ap-top-25-n2194493

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A five week report on college football.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedayfinal092725/college-football-week-5-highlights-top-plays-games-takeaways-2025

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46397642/projecting-college-football-playoff-top-12-week-5

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A North Carolina mass shooter.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/27/us-news/north-carolina-american-fish-company-shooting-leaves-multiple-injured/

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ALVIN BRAGG IS A DEMOCRAT LOW LIFE POS.   The Yorkers like him.

https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2025/09/26/pro-lifer-was-bloodied-and-battered-by-pro-abortionist-alvin-bragg-dismissed-the-case-n2194425

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A good location.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/09/24/trump-hangs-portraits-of-presidents-in-rose-garden-showing-biden-as-autopen/

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Elected government creeps don’t care about you or America.   In a few years they will be retired, and blame the current office holders for the crash.

https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/09/24/the-biggest-health-care-heist-that-you-probably-never-heard-of-n4944085

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WE WILL SEE.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/09/24/secretary-bessent-no-bailout-for-mamdani-n2663898

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The current monopolies censor, lie, cheat and distort news so well that making them stronger is a bad idea.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/25/media/nexstar-facing-opposition-from-conservatives-over-6-2b-merger-despite-sidelining-jimmy-kimmel/

More on Obama’s bankrupt park in Chicago.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/09/27/taxpayers-may-now-be-footing-the-bill-for-the-obama-library-n2194463

https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/09/27/obama-library-funds-are-secretly-flowing-to-dark-money-networks-n4944199

SPORTS

Trump at the Ryder Cup.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/25/us-news/trump-live-updates-news-sept-25-26/

POLITICS

We have such a criminal shortage that we import more.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/09/26/jose-gonzalez-luna-n2664037

They keep trying.

https://redstate.com/sister-toldjah/2025/09/27/attack-on-pete-hegseth-based-on-three-year-old-video-n2194455

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The Flower Editor:   Do you know much about Sunflowers, LL ?

The Nature Cat:   I know a little.   Sometimes I feel like they are watching me.

Sunflower facts.

https://www.farmersalmanac.com/sunflower-facts

The tallest sunflower.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/17/us-news/ukrainian-immigrant-plants-worlds-tallest-sunflower-in-indiana-backyard-as-tribute-to-war-torn-country/

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Free Kimmel, Free Kimmel.

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-is-outraged-to-learn-jimmy-kimmel-was-canceled-just-for-being-maga-republican

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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He also forgot to give Democrat Judges a copy of the Constitution.

https://theonion.com/god-realizes-he-forgot-to-put-souls-in-humans-1819577785/

https://www.breitbart.com/

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Two Camera Comets in One Sky
Image Credit & Copyright: Luc Perrot (TWAN)

Explanation: It may look like these comets are racing, but they are not. Comets C/2025 K1 ATLAS (left) and C/2025 R2 SWAN (right) appeared near each other by chance last week in the featured image taken from France’s Reunion Island in the southern Indian Ocean. Fainter Comet ATLAS is approaching our Sun and will reach its closest approach in early October when it is also expected to be its brightest — although still only likely visible with long exposures on a camera. The brighter comet, nicknamed SWAN25B, is now headed away from our Sun, although its closest approach to Earth is expected in mid-October, when optimistic estimates have it becoming bright enough to see with the unaided eye. Each comet has a greenish coma of expelled gas and an ion tail pointing away from the Sun.

Tomorrow’s picture: a third camera comet

Bible Verse

Wouldn’t this be great….

Good Stuff

The best revenge is massive success. –Frank Sinatra

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. –Zig Ziglar

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage. –Anais Nin

If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. –Vincent Van Gogh

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. –Aristotle

Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
Margaret Mead

THE SPHINX—DECIBEL

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It has been over due since 2020.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/09/27/trump-sends-troops-to-portland-n2664076

Sherrill has no morals.

https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/09/27/nj-democrat-gubernatorial-candidates-reason-to-military-lying-scandal-reaks-of-desperation-n2194456

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/09/26/5-things-know-about-naval-academy-cheating-scandal-1990s.html?amp

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OBAMA IS THE MAN.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/26/us-news/money-donated-to-build-obama-library-sent-on-to-tides-group/

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/09/25/fight-club-exclusive-peter-navarro-obama-up-to-his-neck-in-russiagate/

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Make sure they get front page news–Violent Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jeff-charles/2025/09/25/police-arrest-a-man-for-making-threats-against-charlie-kirk-vigil-n2663967

https://nypost.com/2025/09/27/us-news/rfk-jr-advisor-chased-assaulted-at-un-by-crazed-protestor-screaming-slut-and-free-palestine/

This one was a terrorist.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/09/25/us-attorney-anti-ice-shooting-is-an-act-of-domestic-terrorism-n2663983

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Where is the Palestine State, that some countries are recognizing, located ?

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cpw1qkyke4nt

Will these countries pay Abbas’ trillions of dollars for damages ?   

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2025/09/23/you-have-to-laugh-at-what-mahmoud-abbas-is-demanding-from-uk-after-it-recognizes-palestinian-state-n2663799

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George Pukeanopolis is a good Disney employee.   FJB, George, Disney, and the Democrats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/09/24/marco-rubio-obliterates-abc-news-george-stephanopoulos-n2663821

POLITICS

Does anyone think that no Federal U.S. Taxpayer Money will be spent on illegals ???????

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2025/09/24/how-mamdani-plans-to-spend-100m-in-taxpayer-money-for-illegal-immigrants-n2663735

Tax it and have mandatory physical exams for STD.   Have Hooker zones.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/23/opinion/zohran-mamdani-doesnt-want-you-to-know-he-supports-legal-prostitution/

OTHER

A good show.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/09/25/trump-saw-the-marine-corps-silent-drill-platoon-on-the-south-lawn-heres-what-happened-next-n2663937

Who is in charge ?

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/scott-mcclallen/2025/09/24/snap-fraud-has-doubled-since-last-year-heres-why-n2663873

Keep Federal Money away.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/09/25/linda-mcmahon-georgetown-flyer-warning-n2663941

Who cares, these actors are old enough to be in Congress.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/26/entertainment/law-and-order-svu-kills-off-major-character-in-season-27-premiere/

The UN is a corrupt bunch of terror loving rats.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/09/27/wait-a-trump-official-got-assaulted-in-a-bathroom-during-the-presidents-un-visit-n2664066

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The Decibel Editor:   What is a decibel, LL ?

My Ears Hurt Cat:  It is a unit used to measure the intensity of a sound. 

https://www.nidcd.nih.gov/health/how-sound-measured

NYC installed noise detectors at several locations.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/15/us-news/nycs-hidden-noise-cameras-issue-1-7m-in-fines/

https://decibelpro.app/blog/how-loud-is-85-decibels/

Dogs and cats hearing.

https://hearingsense.com.au/dogs-cats-hear-better-humans/

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Was Hunter invited ?   Where is the old coke sniffer ?

https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-george-daniel-gather-wedding-guests-to-cut-the-coke/

https://www.timesofisrael.com/

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Furry.

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-goes-undercover-in-furry-terrorist-cell

https://www.breitbart.com/