So, what can you do about this stupid act? It is very simple. BOYCOTT STARBUCKS. You can rest assured that this is not the only cup that was messaged. It is just the one that was discovered and not appreciated. This should not deter Kroger shoppers. They fired the Tea Cup Tainting Witch. Now Kroger has hired security guards for some of their stores. A good Republican would not be caught in a Starbucks line after this incident. Next, they will lick the inside of your cup with their filthy mouth or spit in your drink!
Remember how fast Bud Light fell when Dylan Mulvaney made her appearance? Give Starbucks that same treatment! -Sheila Tolley-
As he’s walking, he catches a whiff of marijuana burning. He looks up and sees a monkey smoking a fat blunt in a tree.
“Hey, are you blazing it up there without me?” said the lizard.
“Come on up here and hit it with me, man,” said the monkey.
The lizard and the monkey smoke weed for several hours, and eventually the lizard’s mouth gets dry. He excuses himself, climbs down the tree, and heads for the river to get a drink. As the lizard is drinking, a crocodile pops out of the water.
The croc says “Whoa, man, you looked stoned to the bone. Where can I get the good stuff?”
“My monkey friend in that tree over there can hook you up,” said the lizard.
The crocodile heads over to the tree and says, “Hey! Down here!”
The monkey looks down and says “Whoa, holy crap dude, how much water did you drink?”
