These Best Friends. Even The Look In His Eyes Is Adorable.

Comforting A Friend

Our Neighbor Sent Me This Adorable Display Of Pure Joy Between Our Dogs. They Finally Got Him A Stool So He Could Greet His Big Friend Properly

Meet Herman, The Flightless Pigeon And His Best Friend Lundy, The Chihuahua Who Can’t Walk

Give Us Back Our Friend

Today, At Doggy Daycare, My Dog Made A New Best Friend!

Just Plain Neat Information

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Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent. Drinking a glass of water before you eat may help digestion and curb appetite.

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn’t smoke unless it’s heated above 450F.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

A comet’s tail always points away from the sun.

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

Strawberries and cashews are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

Mickey Mouse is known as “Topolino” in Italy.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

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Daily Wisecracks & Wisdom

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Having a two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld

PUBLIC BATHROOMS

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When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won’t latch. It doesn’t matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!

The dispenser for the modern “seat covers” (invented by someone’s Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn’t – so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume ” The Stance.” In this position your aging, toneless (God I should have gone to the gym!!!) thigh muscles begin to shake.

You’d love to sit down, but you certainly hadn’t taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold “The Stance”. To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your mother’s voice saying, “Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!” Your thighs shake more.

You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday – the one that’s still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That will have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It’s still smaller than your thumbnail.

Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn’t work. The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet. “Occupied!” you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course.

You bolt up, knowing all too well that it’s too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper – not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you’re certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, “You just don’t KNOW what kind of diseases you could get”.

By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in.

At this point, you give up.. You’re soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You’re e-x-h-a-u-s-t-e-d. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.

You can’t figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, …..so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting. You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman’s hand and tell her warmly, “Here, you just might need this”.

As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men’s restroom. Annoyed, he asks, “What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?”

This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with public restrooms (rest??? you’ve GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It’s so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse, and hand you Kleenex under the door!

THE SPHINX—FUNNY

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Paris Hilton mini fridges are recalled.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/14/us-news/paris-hilton-mini-fridges-recalled-after-dozens-of-fire-reports/

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CHARLIE’S FUNERAL INFORMATION.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/13/us-news/when-is-charlie-kirk-funeral/

NFL teams.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/09/15/here-are-the-nfl-teams-that-refused-to-hold-moments-of-silence-for-charlie-kirk-n2663318

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FIRE EMPLOYEES THAT CAN’T SEPARATE THEIR OPINIONS FROM THEIR JOB DUTIES.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/09/12/new-secret-service-director-denounces-distractions-in-statement-n2193885

See.

https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/09/13/ohio-bbq-joint-co-owner-makes-foul-statement-about-charlie-kirk-now-he-meets-the-backlash-n2193912

Millions of Americans have voted people into office who have no respect for others.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/09/12/iowa-official-defies-orders-lower-flags-half-staff-honor-charlie-kirk/

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The South Carolina Supremes say the public can see public records.

https://redstate.com/beccalower/2025/09/11/we-are-on-it-aag-dhillon-celebrates-sc-supreme-court-reversing-ruling-barring-access-to-voter-rolls-n2193857

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More good news.

https://townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-curtis/2025/09/11/1st-circuit-court-overturns-block-of-planned-parenthood-defunding-n2663199

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The Sphinx will use Evil Democrats, since the dems welcome criminals under the Democrat banner for voting.

https://pjmedia.com/raymond-ibrahim/2025/09/11/charlie-kirks-murder-stop-calling-evil-the-left-n4943572

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Give this shop owner a citizenship medal.

https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2025/09/11/business-owner-fends-off-five-armed-robbers-with-a-gun-of-his-own-n1229873

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Joe or autopen pardoned Fauci.

https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2025/09/11/emails-show-fauci-directing-recipients-to-delete-emails-after-telling-congress-he-did-no-such-thing-n4943565

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Spain needs to start encouraging births or turn into an Islamic country. Bush 41, Bush 43, and Obama opened the doors for Islamic migration with their Mideast disasters. The European Union countries are turning to Islam.

https://pjmedia.com/aaron-hanscom/2025/09/11/the-new-reconquest-spain-answer-to-collapse-n4943500

MISCELLANEOUS

Comcast is an arm of the Evil-Democrat party.

https://redstate.com/katie-jerkovich/2025/09/12/msnbc-owner-drops-warning-to-crazies-on-network-after-dowd-gets-fired-for-vile-comments-on-charlie-kirk-n2193890

It is a war.

https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2025/09/14/bomb-under-the-news-vehicle-in-utah-n2193950

A lifetime body of work gets a RIP–Bobby Hart.

https://nypost.com/2025/09/14/entertainment/bobby-hart-the-songwriter-behind-some-of-the-the-monkees-biggest-hits-dead-at-86/

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=last+train+to+clarksville+music+video#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:8284d3f6,vid:zSzsyqzQNeQ,st:0

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The Humor Editor: What is humor, LL ?

The Funny Cat: A lot of times it is the unexpected. Here are some thoughts.

https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2022/08/05/sumerian-joke-one

https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2022/08/12/sumer-joke-two

Funny baseball.

This is/was the longest spontaneous laugh in television history.

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Don’t slam the screen door.

https://theonion.com/report-mothers-not-paying-attention-to-80-of-cool-thi-1825533356/

https://www.fox8live.com/

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Democrats love any Red Dye product.

https://babylonbee.com/news/colberts-dancing-vaccines-called-to-testify-at-rfk-jr-senate-hearing

https://redstate.com/

Bible Verse

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These Best Friends. Even The Look In His Eyes Is Adorable.

Comforting A Friend

Our Neighbor Sent Me This Adorable Display Of Pure Joy Between Our Dogs. They Finally Got Him A Stool So He Could Greet His Big Friend Properly

Meet Herman, The Flightless Pigeon And His Best Friend Lundy, The Chihuahua Who Can’t Walk

Give Us Back Our Friend

Today, At Doggy Daycare, My Dog Made A New Best Friend!

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Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!

Gold is the only metal that doesn’t rust, even if it’s buried in the ground for thousands of years.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.

Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent. Drinking a glass of water before you eat may help digestion and curb appetite.

Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn’t smoke unless it’s heated above 450F.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.

The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.

Airports at higher altitudes require a longer airstrip due to lower air density.

The University of Alaska spans four time zones.

The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.

In ancient Greece, tossing an apple to a girl was a traditional proposal of marriage. Catching it meant she accepted.

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

A comet’s tail always points away from the sun.

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent.

Caffeine increases the power of aspirin and other painkillers, that is why it is found in some medicines.

The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armor raised their visors to reveal their identity.

If you get into the bottom of a well or a tall chimney and look up, you can see stars, even in the middle of the day.

When a person dies, hearing is the last sense to go. The first sense lost is sight.

In ancient times strangers shook hands to show that they were unarmed.

Strawberries and cashews are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.

Avocados have the highest calories of any fruit at 167 calories per hundred grams.

The moon moves about two inches away from the Earth each year.

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

Due to earth’s gravity it is impossible for mountains to be higher than 15,000 meters.

Mickey Mouse is known as “Topolino” in Italy.

Soldiers do not march in step when going across bridges because they could set up a vibration which could be sufficient to knock the bridge down.

Everything weighs one percent less at the equator.

For every extra kilogram carried on a space flight, 530 kg of excess fuel are needed at lift-off.

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

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At this point, you give up.. You’re soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You’re e-x-h-a-u-s-t-e-d. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.

As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men’s restroom. Annoyed, he asks, “What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?”

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Lord, help me to understand your ways. Teach me your good paths.

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Having a two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld